"Hehe..."

Gollum was as dexterous as the wind, jumped down, and had already drilled behind Wu Feng, sticking to Wu Feng's back, and stroking Wu Feng's legs with both hands: "You have been poisoned, and you are still a half-orc's black poison arrow." Half your life is gone. And one of your arms, broken. You're a delicious delivery to your door..."

Before he could finish speaking, a huge shield came into the air!

Gollum was in a hurry, and jumped to one side.

But still not completely dodged!

"Smack!"

Wu Feng's shield blow was slammed on Gollum's back, whipping this perverted little devil into the air and hitting the opposite rock!

"you!"

Wu Feng said coldly: "Even if I only have one arm and one leg left, it will be easy to kill you!" ”

Gollum turned his head suddenly!

His eyes suddenly turned green to represent evil: "Hobbit! Toast without eating and eating penalty wine! I'll cut you alive, piece by piece, and eat you! ”

Wu Feng didn't say a word, and pulled out his pistol!

For a guy like Gollum who has been tortured by the Ring for 500 years, only the survival instinct, the nature of good and evil, he only knows fists, and the Lord of the Rings.

Bang Bang Bang!

Wu Feng opened fire brazenly.

Gollum was lightning fast, and he had long since disappeared.

But it's not all without effect.

On the ground, a small pool of blood was left.

Gollum, too, was injured by himself.

Wu Feng sighed in his heart.

If it wasn't suppressed by half, Wu Feng's pistol would definitely be able to inflict even more terrifying injuries.

In Wu Feng's ears, a grunt scream sounded.

"The Hobbit! We're going to kill you! Eat you! ”

In Wu Feng's ears, there was another low roar of a half-orc.

Wu Feng smiled bitterly.

It's really hilarious.

Standing in line, waiting for my life?

However, Wu Feng suddenly blessed his soul.

That's right.

My current identity is Bilbo.

The forces here are not only me, Gollum, and orcs!

But there is a fourth force!

The One Ring!

The One Ring, at this time, is also about to move?

After all, people are supreme artifacts, but the pearl is secretly cast, accidentally looked away, chose the wrong person, and was stained by Gollum, who wants nothing to do, and can no longer get rid of it like kraft candy, and has been occupied for 500 years!

If the One Ring could speak, it would probably have already started scolding.

"You girl, bastard stinky dick! Just because you deserve to possess the old lady? ”

Since the Supreme Ring is ready to move in his heart, MMP, good birds choose trees to perch, and are ready to change jobs for the second time, choosing a master who can really do bad things and big bad things, then Wu Feng has a silver lining!

As long as you can tease it, you can dish it!

Wu Feng decided to tease the Supreme Ring!

The question is, the Lord of the Rings is not a soft girl, how can it be flirted? How to pose?

Wu Feng's mind was racing, and he quickly decided...

Flirting with the One Ring, posture matters!

The key is how to impress the One Ring? Let it go out of the wall, bravely derail, abandon the ** silk of Gollum, and run to himself resolutely and happily··

Among the countless traversers in history, Wu Feng estimated that he was the most bizarre one!

How others killed Sauron, how they killed Gollum, how they killed Frodo, and forcibly occupied the One Ring.

And he can't even beat the army of half-orcs, so he fled in embarrassment, and now the tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by dogs, and even Gollum eats his own soft idea, but he still has to find a way to tease the Supreme Ring!

There is no one for this kind of sassy operation.

However, Wu Fengsheng still studies the plot very much, and knows very well the heart of the middle-aged woman of the Supreme Ring, who is ready to move, and the red apricot is out of the wall!

The One Ring is a magic ring with ideals and aspirations.

Ever since it was created by its master, Sauron, it has had the only desire to return to its master and help him conquer the entire continent!

The Lord of the Rings is its greatest appeal.

Ever since the Battle of Doom, when Aragorn's ancestor, Isilde, cut off Sauron's fingers with a sword, it has been longing to return to its master's side.

Isild took it, but it quickly betrayed him and killed him in the river, where he was killed by the orcs' arrows.

The Supreme Ring that fell to the bottom of the river was picked up by Gollum, and since then, the pearl has been secretly cast, a good beauty, raised in the boudoir by the dick, ravaged for 500 years, and it is estimated that it has long faded out of the bird.

As long as he shows the essence of "evil", then the One Ring will not defect to him?

In Wu Feng's mind, before the end of the world, the action romance of the teachers immediately appeared...

I need comfort (AV), the footage is crazy replay! As evil as you want!

It's a pity, but it's not an egg.

It seems that the middle-aged woman of the Supreme Ring has a different definition of evil than Wu Feng thought at the beginning.

In the face of Wu Feng's crazy hints, the Lord of the Rings: There is no fluctuation in his heart, and he even wants to hehe...

Wu Feng sighed, since this aspect is not good, then there is only ··

Conquer the world, kill and set fire!

Wu Feng began to recall all kinds of bloody pictures...

This...

It worked!

I only heard a crisp and pleasant jingle ...

Gollum was pouting his ass, tossing and turning, and in his fart pocket, suddenly a golden little thing, like a red apricot out of the wall, took the initiative to warp, revealing a trace of gold...

Wu Feng was overjoyed.

While he is holding a firearm, ping pong, and shooting Gollum fiercely, he has crazy memories in his mind, the villain in various movies. From the Joker to Sauron, from the Texas Chainsaw Maniac to the Silver Serial Killer...

The little golden thing seemed to be able to feel Wu Feng's evil brain waves more and more, and became more and more restless and self-conscious.

I have confirmed that the eyes are true love! What a wicked man!

It is estimated that the heart of the Supreme Ring is crying with joy.

Compared with not thinking about progress, in addition to thinking about eating fish or eating half-orcs every day, the dead otaku Gollum, the short and poor Wu Dalang, no matter how you look at it, he is a big official of Ximen who is full of murder and arson, AV 24 hours a day, ahh

Slave family, want red apricots out of the wall...

Gollum is still taunting wildly: "Haha, you're already mine!" We're going to eat you! Grilled and eaten, no, peeled and eaten! Isn't it? Baby? ”

In his excitement, he touched his buttocks...

However, · ·

Gollum's face changed in an instant!

There's no such thing in your ass pocket!

"Baby! Baby! Our darling?! It's gone! ”

Gollum slammed into the air, covered his head with his hands, and rolled wildly on the ground...

He instantly thought of the crux of the matter and jumped up suddenly: "It's that despicable hobbit!" Despicable snitch! He stole our treasure! We won't let him go... Hey? ”

Just when Gollum was about to do his best to fight Wu Feng to the death, in front of his eyes, Wu Feng had disappeared!

"Ahh

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