When I first saw the beautiful girl who had fainted on the top of a mountain, I was convinced that there would be an unforgettable memory between me and her, no matter who she was.

But I didn't expect that she was not human at all.

——Excerpt from "Chen Ling's Assistant Diary"

Suddenly, there was a "bang" outside the car, interrupting the scene, and the classic car began to slow down crookedly. The staff hurriedly stepped on the brakes and ran out to check, and it turned out that a sharp stone on the side of the road had punctured the tire.

"I'm so sorry!" The staff bowed and apologized. "The tires of the car blew out, which frightened the two masters."

"How? Is there a spare tire? Xiushen asked through the car window.

"I'm sorry, but there is no spare tire in the car. It's not far from the villa though, so I think I can go to the villa and find a spare tire and come back and get it on. The staff said apologetically.

"How long will that take?" Xiushen asked.

The staff thought about it for a moment and replied, "I think it will take about an hour to go back and forth." ”

"Why don't we go to the villa with you, it's just that the car is very tired after sitting for a long time, come out and move." As he spoke, Xiushen opened the car door.

"No, no, no, please don't. It's embarrassing to disturb the two masters, and it would be too shameful to let the two of them walk to the villa. Please wait, I'll go now and be back soon. Saying that, the staff didn't give the two of them a chance to refuse, and ran straight along the mountain road.

Xiushen looked at the sky helplessly, and then looked around, the inaccessible environment was really..."It's so boring!" But just relax. Then he walked to Chen Ling's side and knocked on the car window. Hey! Still stunned, scared silly? It's just a flat tire, a small scene. ”

Chen Ling had been maintaining a movement since before, sitting there expressionless and motionless, not so much that he was scared silly, but that his soul had been snatched away by Xiushen and had not come back. The minute before the puncture clearly left a strong mark on his short life history. However, Xiushen looked at Chen Ling who was in a daze, thinking that he was still sullen about the "death from overwork" that might have happened before. So he walked through the car window, touched Chen Ling's head and said, "Don't worry, when you applied for the job, I told you your fortune, you want to die, it's very difficult." ”

"Huh? What's wrong? What happened? Why is the driver gone? It was only then that Chen Ling had just come back to his senses.

"Flat tire" Xiushen rolled his eyes, "Go, carry the luggage, let's walk to the villa." ”

On the rugged mountain road, I saw a huge backpack moving with difficulty, and Xiushen walked in front with his hands behind his back, breathing in the fresh air of the mountains. A Sanyuan Mountain, with different heights and different landscapes, the forest at the foot of the mountain is lush and lush; The mountainside is gradually dominated by coniferous forests, with birds and animals walking in between; When you reach the top of the mountain, the vegetation is sparse, and you can see that the mountain is majestic.

"It's really not good to stay in the city all the time, people, you really need to go out for a walk occasionally, breathe the air, and cultivate your sentiments. Chen Ling, look, from here, the sea and the sky are really the same! Xiushen said excitedly.

Chen Ling next to him was so tired that he couldn't breathe, Chengtian Gorge was originally at a high altitude, the whole was at an altitude of 1,000 meters, Feifengling reached 2,500 meters, the mountain road along the way was rugged, and all the luggage was carried by Chen Ling alone after breaking down.

"You're happy to enjoy the scenery, why don't you come over and help!" Chen Ling said breathlessly.

"Young man, you are only twenty years old, you have to exercise more, you can't be so 'empty' at a young age," Xiushen said with a smile in front of him.

"I'm empty! Whoever you let carry so much luggage to walk on the mountain for ten minutes, you see who is worthy! Chen Ling gritted his teeth and said.

"Okay, okay, you are such a handsome and dashing gentleman, can you bear to let me be such a delicate girl to carry my luggage?" Xiushen has no intention of joining hands at all.

"I'm going to die, you're still delicate, and I'll have a problem if you hit three by yourself, right?"

Xiushen shook his head, turned around and stretched out five fingers.

"Five?"

"It's fifty! Hahaha..."

While laughing, Xiushen walked away, completely ignoring Chen Ling. Chen Ling desperately rushed forward, but he still couldn't catch up.

In the secluded place of the mountains and wilderness in the distance, there was a girl in a white ancient dress secretly looking at Xiushen and Chen Ling, the girl's figure reflected the sunlight, flashing light, bright or dark. Xiushen seemed to look at this place, and the girl hurriedly hid behind the tree, startled a few birds and flew out. Xiushen thought about it and received the commission, as if it was a down-looking, mountaineering suit, bearded male ghost who was making trouble in the hot spring villa, not a female ghost, well, it was better not to meddle in his own affairs, and when the female ghost made trouble, the store would entrust him again, and that was another business.

The female ghost hiding behind the tree patted her not very thick breasts, obviously frightened. "Such a powerful demon slayer, you can feel me from such a distance, but I shouldn't have noticed it."

The female ghost is still glad that she hid well, but she didn't know that it was Xiushen's greed that saved her life. "It seems that I can't find this demon slayer, but the man, stupid and stupid, looks very good."

Secretly made up her mind, the female ghost decided not to let go of this opportunity.

Closing his eyes and concentrating, he secretly ran his meager spiritual power, replaced an ancient dress with the appearance of a chiffon short-sleeved dress now, and the waist of Yingying was matched with snow-white clothes, revealing a white wrist, a beautiful face with a youthful ponytail, and from a distance, the female ghost seemed to be a little white flower blooming on the side of the road that no one knew, which was pitiful.

Obviously, the female ghost is not very used to this dress, but thinking about the fashion magazine that was thrown away by the roadside a few days ago, it seems that it is this style that is popular now, which should attract that little derpy.

At this time, "Derpy Melon" was struggling with the mountain road alone, and Xiushen had long since disappeared. "Damn, it's out of breath to climb the mountain road at such a high altitude, and I'll faint without a beautiful woman to stimulate my hormones."

Suddenly, Chen Ling's eyes were attracted by a beautiful figure, and a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl fainted on the side of the road, her face pale. Chen Ling hurriedly put his backpack aside and leaned over to look. I saw that the girl was frowning and in pain, and there was no trace of blood on her beautiful face.

Chen Ling thought to himself, I just said that there must be a lack of oxygen if you climb the mountain like this, looking at the dying girl, Chen Ling immediately understood that this was an excellent time, and for a moment he thought about it, like an idol drama like a hero to save the beauty, how to know each other, how to fall in love, how to give birth to the first baby, in just a few seconds, Chen Ling even thought about the baby's name and which maternity hospital to give birth in.

He decided to seize this opportunity and muttered in a low voice, "Girl, it's not that I'm taking advantage of you, it's just that you are dying, it's obviously a sign of lack of oxygen, I'm angry, I can just save you a little." ”

As he spoke, Chen Ling pouted and leaned down to give the girl artificial respiration, but suddenly the girl seemed to struggle, her face turned to the left, and Chen Ling kissed her. However, in this kind of matter, Chen Ling is very persevering, once it doesn't work, twice, twice it doesn't work, and a few more times, it's always important to save people.

However, the girl's brow furrowed, and her head kept turning back and forth, as if in pain. In the end, Chen Ling didn't do anything, and simply fixed the girl's mouth with his hand to kiss down. The girl woke up with a bang, then held her forehead with her hand, and then slowly opened her eyes, and the two looked at each other, but there was no spark.

If there is a narrator next to them at this time, their mental activity must be like this.

The girl stroked her chest and secretly rejoiced: It's so dangerous, it's almost there.

Chen Ling slapped his thigh and secretly regretted it: It's a pity, it's almost there.

Under the pitiful gaze of the girl, Chen Ling naturally didn't dare to make another mistake, and hurriedly asked, "How is the girl, okay?" It's so uncomfortable to look at you, do you need help? I didn't want to give you artificial respiration just now, and I didn't want to take the opportunity to kiss you! Just want to see how you're doing, don't get me wrong! ”

The girl looked angry, shook her head slowly, and then said intermittently: "Medicine, I need medicine..."

"Medicine? What medicine? Where is it? I'll help you find it? Is it on you? Chen Ling was eager to reach out for medicine.

The girl hurriedly pointed behind Chen Ling, "There... Fast... Help me get my medicine..."

Chen Ling turned his head and was immediately taken aback, a large number of things instantly appeared in the place that was empty just now. There is an antique crockpot on a waist-high platform, with a big word "medicine" pasted on the crockpot, three spotlights are placed on the ground, focusing on the crockpot, and there is a neon sign above the platform, drawing a downward arrow, indicating that this is the medicine he is looking for, and the whole scene is indescribably weird.

"Lao Tzu believes in your evil, if this is no problem, then there is really a ghost." Chen Ling opened his eyes wide and muttered quietly.

"Quick... What about medicine? I need medicine, I'm dying..."The girl in white groaned in pain as she continued to moan in pain.

"Girl, why don't you faint first, medicine or anything is poisonous, my ventriloquism, no, my artificial respiration technique is very good, it works better than medicine." Chen Ling turned back to the girl and said.

The girl in white stopped talking, just shook her head silently. Chen Ling carefully looked at the girl's appearance, and the more she looked at it, the more frightened she felt, Feifengling was 2,500 meters above sea level, and the temperature around her was only about ten degrees, and there were still people wearing knee-length skirts, wasn't she cold? Chen Ling, who was still immersed in the beautiful imagination of the future just now, instantly realized that something was wrong, relying on his few little experience in demon severing, he immediately looked at the girl in white, there was no shadow around the girl...

For a while, Chen Ling felt that the five thunders were thundering, not because of fear, but because of the shattering of dreams in the future, people and ghosts have no legal humanity, where are the children, names and maternity hospitals in vain.

"Girl..."Chen Ling was about to speak, but the female ghost lying on the ground raised her hand and pushed it on Chen Ling's hind legs, "Go and help me get the medicine..." A huge rock fell from the sky and smashed into the platform where the medicine was placed, and even the platform with a spotlight smashed to pieces.

Chen Ling secretly rejoiced, fortunately he was alert, if he took a few steps further, wouldn't he be crushed, this is really a knife on the head of the color word.

"Damn, failed again, and finally found a stupid substitute." The female ghost in white, who had just returned to the suspense of her life, stood up instantly.

"Just find a replacement for the dead ghost, why add stupidity?" Chen Ling said he was very angry on the side. "I'm just, and I'm not stupid..."

Before Chen Ling could finish speaking, the female ghost had already disappeared into the air, leaving Chen Ling there alone.

What's the situation, half of the harm is gone? Shouldn't female ghosts persevere? In these years, is it so easy for ghosts to give up? Looking at the smashed platform, and thinking about his previous experience, Chen Ling was confused. Occasionally, the wind blew through the mountain, and the leaves squirmed, like a ghost passing through the forest, Chen Ling suddenly shuddered, and for a while, the grass and trees were all soldiers, and he felt that the mountains and forests were also gloomy, so he hurriedly picked up his backpack and ran forward.

"Show God! Wait for me! The information is wrong! It's not just a male ghost, it's a female ghost, it's a female ghost! ”