All beasts of prey like to be nocturnal, and Lin Jingtian, who thinks he is a wolf, is no exception.

"Rose, I'm here to bring you money!"

Rose is the screen name of Roland's order-taking account, and Lin Jingtian has always called Roland that. After finishing this sentence, Lin Jingtian grabbed a snail with chopsticks, and gently sucked it on its head, and the spicy and tender snail meat slipped into his mouth, and the more he chewed, the fresher it became, and the more he chewed, the more fragrant it became.

"What's the matter? Let's talk about it tomorrow, it's a little late. ”

Roland yawned and reached out to pick up the glass next to him to take a sip of water, only to find that the glass was empty.

It's not early, Roland simply put the cup down, because he hasn't had a good rest for a few days, at this moment, Roland doesn't even have the energy to go to the kitchen to pour water, he just wants to lie on the bed and sleep well.

"Five thousand yuan, it's just a small program!"

"Eight thousand!"

Seeing that Roland didn't respond in time, Lin Jingtian immediately added.

"It's just 8,000 dollars! Recently, I was short of money, and I wanted to specialize in inflatable dolls, but these delivery platforms were too watery, and I made some broken plastic dolls to ship, which led to a lot of rejections when the freight company delivered, wasting so many orders for me. ”

"Okay!"

Thinking about the eight thousand dollars that were about to arrive, Roland immediately agreed.

"Can you do me a favor first? I thought of a few advertising slogans and prepared to use them on the mall banner of the inflatable dolls. You help me choose: 1. If it's a man, it's on! 2. Carry out 'love' to the end! 3. Do whatever you want and release your fun! 4. Taste a lifetime and satisfy a 'sex'! 5. Help you live! 6. Fun is ignited, and sexual happiness is boundless! ”

Lin Jingtian thought about it for a while, and sent several sneering expressions one after another.

"Last time, I will never forget it!"

Roland didn't choose, and directly threw out an advertisement by himself.

"Holy!"

Lin Jingtian's chin didn't fall, but he was choked by snail meat, he didn't catch his breath for a while, and he was secretly glad in his heart, fortunately he ordered snails tonight, if he ordered crayfish or hairy crabs, wouldn't it be very likely that his life would be lost?!

Thanks, luck!

However, isn't it exactly this Roland that he is obsessed with, the worse Roland is, the more obsessed he is, and at one point, Lin Jingtian even wonders if he has Bonnie and Clyde's disease.

"You! You! You! Female rascal! What's on your mind? ”

"Didn't you make me think about it?"

"Holy! If you are a woman, you are also a strange woman. ”

"Let's get down to business, what are you going to want me to do this time?"

"Write a small program, which can automatically send my output page file to the corresponding keyword file, and wait, I will organize the document and send it to you."

"You better type it to me directly, I'm afraid that you will bundle a cloud virus client to monitor my computer."

Roland had been monitored by Lin Jingtian before, one day, Lin Jingtian suddenly sent a photo of himself, and Roland's ghost sent him to accept it, and he felt suspicious in his heart after receiving it. Later, when I started the task manager to check the process, I found that there was a suspicious process inside, and the name of this process was only one letter different from the name of a system process in the computer, and it should be difficult for people with little experience to find it. After passing this incident, Roland was always on guard against Lin Jingtian.

"You actually doubt me, the baby has a little emotion, a little emotion, a little emotion......"

Lin Jingtian smiled awkwardly, then made a coquettish appearance, and sent a few tearful expressions one after another.

Roland's defensiveness is not ordinarily strong, and he has thought about peeping at Roland many times through some technical means before, but he has been defeated repeatedly. The matter of sending the photo was the only time she succeeded, thinking that even if Roland ended the virus process in the task manager, even if she deleted the process files in the system folder, the virus could still automatically copy the process, and continue to peep at her after Roland relaxed her guard. Who knows, this guy actually cut the whole virus out of the roots, and warned himself fiercely. After discovering that all efforts were in vain, Lin Jingtian simply gave up.

After thinking about it, Lin Jingtian couldn't help but ask: "You can't be a Scorpio, right?" ”

"How?"

"Because Scorpios have a high inner defense, they are extremely defensive of others. I think it's quite similar, you are the kind of person in my heart who likes to protect yourself and not contact the outside world. ”

"It's not."

"That's Cancer? You see that you are suspicious and homely, which is in line with the characteristics of Cancer. ”

"Don't guess, put your mind on your business, you have meat, I can also drink some soup with you."

"Okay, I happen to be short of someone around me to make meat soup, why don't you come to Qingdao? Or can I pick you up in Shenzhen? ”

"Thanks, no."

"Then I'll make you a meat soup!"

"You want to be beautiful."

"Feelings, it's not the beauty I think I think of, it's determined by God."

"What do you mean?"

"I did a test and said I'm sure I'll be able to meet true love this year, or you can test it too.

Excuse me: How will you behave after missing out on the peach blossom luck?

A. It doesn't matter

B. Regret not being at the beginning

C. Wait for the next peach blossom

D. Go with the flow"

"Just D."

"The time has come to find out. If you choose D, it means that your true love is right in front of you. Although your peach blossom luck is not particularly prosperous this year, the people you meet can be your true love, in fact, more peach blossoms are not necessarily a good thing, the right peach blossoms are helpful to yourself. You don't have many peach blossoms this year, but you can also hold hands and succeed, if you want to get off the list, then start looking forward to it. ”

"It's a person who will choose D, and, I'm sorry, I'm already off the list."

"Then let's get another one. Moreover, I also used the names of the two of us to do a name fate assignment test, and the results found that the name fate assignment test results of [Lin Jingtian] and [Roland]: a perfect match in the world! Fate Index: 80%! It belongs to the best couple combination, which is enviable, and both parties think about each other and appreciate each other. So, it turns out that the two of us are the best couple. ”

"Believe even this, are you so naïve?"

"Holy! Don't you think I'm cute when I'm in love? ”

"Cute?" Roland couldn't help but sneer and said, "Why do I feel that the word cute comes out of the mouth of a big man, why is it so awkward?" ”

"Of course it's cute, because there is something in the eyes of the lover."

"Less poor, Shih Tzu! It's better to put your energy to the right place. By the way, you should make a lot of money doing this, no one will return it anyway, even if you receive a fake, you are embarrassed to make trouble. ”

Roland didn't want to go on any longer, so he immediately diverted the topic.

"The main ones that are shipped are too pitiful, all of them are plastic dolls, and the buyer can tell if they are fakes with a casual hand, who will sign for them?"

Lin Jingtian was indignant when he thought of it, and after speaking, he couldn't help but show off in front of Roland: "If I deliver the goods, I might as well put a stone in the package, so that it will also show some weight, and there will not be so many rejections!" ”

"Well, you're the hell you have."

"I only have you in my heart."

Lin Jingtian began to tease Roland again, even if he knew that Roland had a boyfriend, but so what, as long as the hoe was good, there was no corner that could not be dug down. Moreover, a woman's late night without accompanying her boyfriend on the Internet more or less shows that there is a problem between them.

"I already have a boyfriend."

Sure enough, Roland turned on the shield again.

"I know, you have a boyfriend, but I still can't help but like you. I don't expect you to leave him and accept me, I just hope that one day, in case of a quarrel or conflict between you, I will be the first person you want to talk to. ”

Lin Jingtian knows that when there are some threats like "boyfriend" in the relationship between the two, they must not engage in any "boyfriend destruction technique", which is too ungraceful, and the best way at this time is to be willing to be the "second child". That's why I couldn't wait to publish a "spare tire confession", intending to enter Roland's "good guy zone".

"Doesn't think we're familiar yet? Do you want to make it easier for you to make an offer with me later? ”

This trick was unguarded, so that Lin Jingtian's embarrassment had nowhere to hide for a while.

In "Effective Communication", Hubers Wievor, mentioned that the daily interpersonal communication process includes: greetings - introduction - health - current situation - reason for coming here - weather - hometown - people you know together - what work to do - education - career - social relations - compliments - interests - family - sports - recent activities - evaluation of the encounter - planned future meeting - positive evaluation of the other person - things to do later - reason for the end - goodbye.

According to this, I have been with Roland for so long, and I am only limited to greetings and occupation, and I really don't know anything else, I don't know where her hometown is, I don't know anyone in common, I don't know her family, I don't know her social relationships......

And she is a person who is secretive about herself, and never leaks her clues on the Internet, so every doxing search always ends in nothing. Every time I want to ask her further, I can easily be resolved by her.

Therefore, what she said is not familiar, but it actually makes quite sense.

However, what you can't get is always in turmoil, it's like eating a snail, sucking it yourself and eating meat alone, the feeling is completely different, if it's really so easy to get, it's easier to lose the feeling.

For this reason, Lin Jingtian decided to attack again.

"We're close friends. It is said that the relationship between two people is removed from the external reasons, which can be defined from the point in time:

Willing to stay together no more than ten o'clock, that's ordinary friends;

If you are willing to stay together until twelve o'clock, you are already good friends;

If you are willing to stay together for more than two o'clock, you are already the closest friends;

So the two of us should be beyond the scope of close friends. ”

"Both of us are here to make money, so don't trick me here."

Roland always likes to see tricks and dismantle them, and he doesn't understand the style at all.

However, the more this is the case, the greater Lin Jingtian's interest, who makes his dead pig not afraid of boiling water, the more he is rejected, the more waves.

"There's personality, I like it."

"Little brat, don't be fooled."

"How old are you?"

"Three years older than you, call me sister."

"That's just right, female junior, hugging gold bricks."

Since she is older than herself, Lin Jingtian thinks that the older young lady is not bad, the young lady has a good figure, the young lady has a good appearance, the young lady has good clothes, and the most important thing is that the young lady will know what the next action will be if she shoots it.

"This gold brick is not something that your body can bear."

"Little sister, rest assured, I am 1.83 meters, weigh 145 pounds, strong and strong, as long as you don't reach two hundred pounds, whether you want a princess hug, a flying hug, or a circle hug, I can satisfy you."

"Little brat, you take it by yourself, I'll rest first."

"That'...... Good night. ”

"Good night."

After Lin Jingtian went online, he sat in front of the computer desk, stretched out his hands very obediently, hugged himself, and then closed his eyes and smiled on his back.