Chapter Twenty-Three: The Art of Cracking
I've never seen anything so weird when I'm so big! The puppet's face is the same as mine, and even the expression is exactly the same as mine! It's just that on the basis of similarity, it is a little more cold and gloomy.
Wangcai sat back, and jumped from the ground to the puppet with a general "whoosh" of energy! By the time I tried to stop it, it was too late, and Wangcai pressed the puppet to the ground with one paw, and it was a bite to go up!
Under Xiao Ling's and me's horrified gazes, the puppet struggled twice, and finally its limbs hung limply, like a human being out of breath. Wangcai also seemed to notice that the puppet in his mouth was not moving, so he put down the puppet and ran to me with his tail wagging.
"Shen Huai, this dog.... It's equivalent to breaking the declaration of war, and the other end of the puppet will feel something, you seem to have something to do..."Xiao Ling looked at the puppet on the ground that was bitten into two ends, and shook his head.
Looking at Wangcai, who seems to have a smile on the corner of his mouth, I don't know if it's intentional or for some other reason, anyway, my bad luck is down! But it's strange to say that after being bitten into two pieces by Wangcai, the original lifelike human skin face on the puppet disappeared along with the note with my name written on it!
"Uncle, is there any way to deal with this?" Naturally, I didn't have any choice, so I directly turned my attention to Xiao Ling for help.
"There's definitely a way, but I can't think of it right now." He was also helpless, looking helpless: "Don't you know that Hongaya?" Let's see if she can help you? ”
"She's elusive, and I don't know when I'll see her again! I'm afraid that the next time I see her, I'll be gone! ”
Xiao Ling stepped forward, picked up the puppet, and put it in his hand to play: "Or.... Shall I take you to meet my father? I guess he'll have a way. ”
"Really?" I was overjoyed: "Then let's go!" Let's go now! ”
"Why are you in a hurry?" Xiao Ling patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't be too happy, I mean he has a way to come, but right..... It's going to take a bit of effort to find him! ”
"Effort? What's the effort? I wondered, "Your dad isn't at home?" ”
"Not at home." He spread his hands: "It's in a place where ordinary people will never find, I don't know what exactly is going on there, and he won't let me ask." ”
"Where ordinary people can't find it? Where? ”
"In the grave."
it? It's really a place that ordinary people can't find! Who lives well to hide in the grave? Looking for a ghost to fight the landlord or to recruit a ghost to play mahjong? One is missing and three are missing?!
seemed to see the 10,000 complaints in my heart, and he also said helplessly: "My father's feng shui skills are much higher than ordinary people, and he is also proficient in the art of divination and face-to-face, he seems to have calculated his future fate, so he insisted on going to the tomb." ”
"Then what will he eat and drink when he goes to the tomb?" I craned my neck and asked, "It's not very respectful to say that, but ..... Did he live by eating bugs in the tomb? Or eat dead people's bones ...."
"What are you talking about!" He came up and patted me on the head, and it hurt: "My father has a lot of apprentices, he brought four apprentices over when he went to that tomb, I guess he also has his own plans!" Do you really want to go? If you don't want to go, I don't care about you! ”
I knew it was the joke I made him angry just now, so I quickly nodded and said, "Go and go!" I was joking just now, uncle, don't take it seriously! ”
Glancing at me, he nodded and said, "You can prepare something tonight, we will leave tomorrow, I will call someone to pick us up, you had better bring more thick clothes, otherwise you will have to buy them temporarily, and I will borrow it at your house for a night tonight." ”
I glanced at him with some doubts, and said in my heart that in this summer, the temperature can reach 32 degrees during the day, what am I doing with thick clothes?
Xiao Ling ignored me after saying these words, and just lay on the bed with her eyes closed. I didn't bother to ask him, and turned around and walked out of the room. My mother was still half-leaning on the sofa in the living room, and the TV was playing the bridge section of Huanzhu Gege, Ziwei and Xiaoyanzi being pricked by Mama Rong, and these two people were not good at screaming, which made me feel a little upset.
I sat down next to my mom and reached for the mute button on the remote.
"What are you doing?!" My mom was extremely skillful at picking up the feather duster behind the sofa and reaching out to hit it.
"Mommy, Mommy! I'll get down to business! I hurriedly stretched out my hand: "I'm leaving tomorrow!" ”
"Let's go?" She stopped with her outstretched hand in the air, and asked with some curiosity, "Where are you going?" Got a job? ”
When I thought about it, it seemed that my father didn't tell my mother about my grandfather's inheritance, so I could only say, "Yes, I got a job, and the salary is not low!" It's just that it's farther away, and it's still working in Antarctica. ”
"Working in Antarctica?" My mother paused for a moment: "Why did you suddenly go to work in Antarctica?" Does it have anything to do with your major? Besides, where did you get your work in Antarctica? ”
My mom is a master who likes to ask a lot, and I told her a lot of lies as I thought about it, and finally she barely believed me. We went to their room for nearly two hours, before I found out all my thick clothes, and when I finished cleaning up, it was already more than two o'clock in the morning, my dad played cards at twelve o'clock and went home, and directly asked my mother to go to the study to sleep, I took a blanket, and lay on the sofa with a packed suitcase, and the fatigue of the whole day and the psychological fright intersected, and I was confused before ten seconds.
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The next morning, I was woken up by Xiao Ling, I got up in a daze and looked at the time, 9:50 in the morning.
My dad and my mom were not at home, Xiao Ling said that it seemed to be a friend's family getting married, and the two left early, and asked him to tell me that there was food in the pot when he woke up, so that I could eat breakfast and then set off, so that I would not get motion sickness.
"Uncle, is your friend here?" I asked, rubbing my eyes.
"He arrived at one o'clock in the morning yesterday and I let him sleep in the car." Xiao Ling smiled: "It's not my friend, it's just that he has shown him feng shui before, and this person owes me a little favor." ”
"You didn't go to bed early last night! If we had known he had come last night, we might as well have left in the middle of the night! ”
"Kick off in the middle of the night!" He slapped me on the head again, "You won't let me rest if you don't rest?!" Your friend almost didn't kill me yesterday, and you still owe me a big meal! ”
"It's a little thing, then we.... Departure now? I asked, waving my hand.
"You wash up, let's go."
"Okay!"