"Well, listen up, my general!"

Mochizuki cleared his throat, crisp as a silver bell.

"First, I want you to obey my orders and commands, and not to act on your own or make your own decisions. Luckily? ”

"Well, promise you. Go on! ”

Zhou Yu didn't raise her eyelids, and a fool could guess her first appeal.

"Second, after the task is completed, you and I will have no entanglement, you take your Yangguan Road, and I will cross my single-plank bridge. Old and dead don't get along, you can do it? ”

"Hmph, I can't ask for it!"

The Metropolitan Governor arched his hand, which was simply a free gift, and even if she didn't say so, she would add it herself.

"Thirdly, I want you to swear never to marry Philena. If you violate this oath, you will be thundered by the sky, six reincarnations, and you will never be able to be reborn! Do you hear me, my general? ”

Zhou Yu stood there in astonishment, staring at the minister in front of him who seemed to be wild and a little debauched, completely unforgiving.

"No, can't you marry her? Why is that? ”

The Metropolitan Governor spread out his palms, although he had not thought of such a direct and pure problem, but the sudden ban still made him feel at a loss.

"You swear not?"

"I said, Chancellor, you can be a little more lenient. Do I eat your rice or use your WIFI? Why is it so bad that people can't see people? Philena and I, we are in love, talented and beautiful, embarrassed, and pretending to be powerful, so it is not your turn to interfere! ”

"I don't reason with you about these dry and wet ones, I'll ask you if you agree or not!"

Mochizuki winked at the guards.

With a bang, a steel knife came out of its sheath and rested on the neck of Da Fei, who was full of horror.

"No, it's not that I don't agree, you're a pretty little girl. I think this last point has no conflict with the alliance, and the three aunts and six women who can't stand it at all. You forcibly added it, it's a bit of a dog's tail and a snake, right? ”

"Then you don't agree, General?"

The steel knife was handed forward another inch, and it had already cut through Da Fei's skin, and blood flowed down the knife edge from his neck, staining the placket red.

"Oh, even if you get my people like this, you can't get my heart!"

Zhou Yu stomped his foot angrily and said classic lines.

"Do it!"

"I promise!"

The two of them spoke almost in unison, and the guard in charge of the "execution" raised his sword, and the chopping action was just halfway through, when he heard this, he hurriedly retracted his strength, and slashed on the ground with a bang, and a series of sparks appeared.

Da Fei's hairy ship is erected, this is really a knife to keep people, life and death speed!

"Well, I swear I won't marry Philena in this life. If this oath is violated... ”

"Be louder, my general. Did you skip a meal or what? ”

Mochizuki got a little impatient. She's still impatient? She's not supposed to be very high tonight, is she? first talked to Fang Lei "with words", and then with Shui Wang Li, where to find such an exciting thing? Tell me I'm going to buy a dozen, too.

"Okay! I swear! In this life, I will not marry Philena as my wife! If you break this oath! Come to a sticky end! Damnation! Okay, right? ”

Zhou Yu raised his hand on the right side of his face and put it down. What kind of ritual is it? It felt like I was in the tissue again. Besides, if you have nothing to do, you swear, if you have nothing to do, if you have nothing to do, if you have nothing to do, you will make a lot of money, have you done all these verbal things? If the verbal promises could be counted, the world would have been peaceful and unified long ago.

Pap, papa, pap, Mochizuki slapped his face, the kind that worked hard. At first, the Governor was startled, and he hurriedly looked around, thinking that Felena would come out from behind the door, and angrily kicked himself in the crotch of his pants. As it turned out, he was overthinking that Felena wasn't here. And Mochizuki is really applauding him.

"Yes, General! I hope you will keep your oath and not end up on the streets. I can tell you, no matter where you were in your previous life, you can't break your word to the wise in Borderlands, or the consequences will be dire. Unfortunately, he is one of the wise men! ”

Mochizuki's hand completely spread out after slapping, and he took out the posture of a virgin, with a heart full of heart.

"What a mess, wise and retarded, I can't control you so much. Now I have done everything you asked me to do, as soon as you release people, the second is to quickly formulate a work plan for me for the next step. ”

Mochizuki nodded, and the guard slashed the bow on Da Fei's body with two swords. This kid rushed over over with a sad face as if he had seen a relative.

"Alas, alas! Stand, stop! ”

No matter how the Metropolitan Governor obstructed him, Da Fei couldn't stop the footsteps under his feet, and rushed over to give Zhou Yu a bear hug, which was mixed with too many emotions, mixed with mixed tastes, and it was difficult to distinguish.

"My lord, woo-woo-"

"Look at you, crying like a partridge, sissy or not? Shame or not? ”

Although Zhou Yu was angry on his mouth, he really didn't feel good in his heart. From Wei Ya's mouth, he had already learned what had happened to the two of them in the past six months, and Da Fei's spirit of going to danger alone and resisting death made Dadu Governor feel distressed.

If you look at him, he's all thin. Zhou Yu stretched out his right hand, and wanted to shave it on Da Fei's bearded left face with affection, but suddenly felt a little emotional, and hurriedly put it down.

"Well, I said Chancellor, can you arrange for my brother to take a bath, change into clean clothes, and have a full meal? You and I will discuss the key topics in depth? ”

"It's okay, listen to you!"

Mochizuki waved his hand, and the two guards flew down with Dafei. Zhou Yu, who was full of suspicion, always had an inexplicable feeling when he looked at Da Fei's expression and back.

"I said madam, when no one is around, I'll be like Cui'er, call you Mrs.!"

Zhou Yu laughed evilly, the word Mrs. could not be called casually in the previous life, it was easy to be beaten, and only the relationship between husband and wife would come when they opened their mouths.

"Whatever you want, it doesn't hurt. By the way, I want to warn you, don't think that I tied up your subordinates. He was originally a captive of the Water King, and it was only when I saw that he was special in the dungeon that I moved him out and placed him under the door. ”

"Uh, yes, yes. Mrs. is a master of art and bold, and she is merciful and compassionate, where can she easily arrest and hurt people? It must have been saved by you, relying on your grace. The last general is here to bow for you! ”

The Metropolitan Governor said that, he really changed the right angle and gave Mochizuki a ninety-degree bow.

He is a powerful person who can bend and stretch, and he is seriously emotional. When you are happy, you can ask him to pinch your feet; If the donkey temper comes up, the winch can't be pulled back.

In other words, who is not capable of doing so? The so-called personality is a trait that only those who are able to do so. If it appears in a mediocre person, it is called a problem.

"Giggles, you man! It's really easy to get along with! ”

Seeing that the atmosphere had eased up, Mochizuki walked over with the water snake waist and sat on the Eight Immortals bench next to the Grand Governor. With a wave of her slender hand, she motioned for Zhou Yu to sit with her.

"Uh, listen to Madame!"

Zhou Yu was respectful, in stark contrast to the unruly just now. His mind took a 180-degree turn, not because he suddenly changed sex, or because he had established an employment relationship with Mochizuki, but because he had other plans.

Swear to this kind of thing, he'd never taken it to heart. Although many civilizations in previous lives paid attention to the spirit of contract, in Confucian culture, the contract is the contract, the contract is the contract, and the four, four, six, and six are very clear. How many years the words "empty words", "open words", "flowers", "red mouths and white teeth", and "bloody mouths" have existed, it shows how many years the spirit of contract has been unsuitable in Confucian culture.

Chinese culture is broad and profound, and the words and stories involving the word "mouth" are easy to grasp. Zhou Yu naturally thought in his heart, saying it is one thing and doing it is another, although I didn't plan to marry Felena as my wife, unless I thought that my life was too long. But I don't do it because I don't want to, it has nothing to do with anything else, especially not to force it to do it.

After thinking about it, I swear and swear, and a piece of meat is indispensable, so you don't want me to make a note. Even after liberation and the revolution succeeded, Filena and I were in love and wanted to live together. Wouldn't we just follow your example and Fang Lei? Do you have to be married? Her mother's identity is not suitable, huh? When the time comes, I will be her groom quietly, teaching her to ride during the day, and riding her as a horse at night.

"Hey! Feed! ”

Mochizuki summoned Zhou Yu four or five times in a row, and only then did he bring this Dadu Governor who was wandering in the too illusory realm back to reality.

"You're so unpredictable. Sitting here, you can also go out of your body? ”

Mochizuki frowned and shook his pink neck.

"Uh, say, ma'am, what are we going to do?"

This night, it can be regarded as taking advantage of Mochizuki.

"You and I have a clear division of labor, I am responsible for designing a trap to introduce the water king into the bureau, and you are responsible for killing him.

A fleeting hint of murder flashed in Mochizuki's pretty eyes, which made Zhou Yu shudder. Why is this so easy to say? Water Wang Li is not the old king next door, although the name has a king in it, but people are the king under one person and above ten thousand people in the borderland, can they kill if they can say kill? You should kill the chicken!

Could it be that this killing machine is aimed at Zhou Yu?

The Metropolitan Governor quickly built a line of defense in his heart, saying that he had only known Mochizuki for half a day. Not for half a day, only a few hours. With such an intersection, tens of billions of deals were negotiated so frankly? Not kidding!

Suspicious! Very suspicious! But Zhou Yu didn't want to interrupt her, since we are all thousand-year-old foxes, let's see whose chatting is better!

"I don't know where Madame got the confidence to think that I can kill the Water King by myself? It's not going to be a high-level skill! ”

"I've interrogated that subordinate of yours a few times!"

It turned out that Da Fei sold me, and Zhou Yu rubbed the fire in his heart. You stinky boy, I almost shed a few tears just now, Nima, you betrayed me like this, I don't take money?

"But he didn't say anything, only that you who are omnipotent will definitely come to save him, and cut me a thousand times, and repeat uh and repeat..."

The latter words are embarrassed to say even the debauched Mochizuki. Originally, Da Fei was a shift man, and he didn't go to junior high school or night school, can a dog spit out ivory from his mouth? The words that follow the repetition must be about the dirty things of men and women!

It seems that he still misunderstood him, Zhou Yu scratched his scalp, a little embarrassed.