Chapter 44 Walking is the best policy

Heroes, not only must have a handsome debut, but when they can't beat, they must also have the fast legs of a thief who runs in pairs.

β€”β€”Excerpt from "Chen Ling's Assistant Diary"

Pixiu slowly turned his head and saw a self-righteous young man posing in a majestic pose. What it hates the most is that it is disturbed when it is playing by itself, and it must make this cheap young man in front of him into a sausage and eat it slowly.

At this time, Chen Ling felt that he was indeed a little impulsive, relying on his own not to die, he came here to pretend to be forced, I don't know if Loki's blessing is really so good.

"Master, you're pretending to be too big..."The knife girl sneered on the side.

"Don't repeat it, now come up with a little constructive topic, and think of a way. Just standing here, my legs tremble, hurry up and find a way, otherwise I will die, and you will have to be buried with me. You've been exploring psychic energy for so long, you have to have some results. Chen Ling whispered.

"Of course, otherwise do you think you can jump off the seventh floor unscathed?" Dao Mei said angrily: "I didn't do this when I died, it's just a waste of spiritual power." ”

Pixiu walked towards Chen Ling step by step, with a body of only a few dozen centimeters, but he walked out of the momentum of a thousand pounds.

Chen Ling hurriedly said to Dao Mei: "Stop talking nonsense, this big dog is not easy to tidy, it seems to be some kind of heaven and earth spirit beast!" ”

"It, heaven and earth spirit beast, don't tease, master. It's like a bear, at most it's a fierce beast, and it's just a person like Xiushen who has never seen the world, and it's wearing a layer of skin. ”

As an urban legend, Dao Mei has followed many masters, not to mention the rest, but the eyesight is still there. Although it was destroyed at the hands of Xiushen, in fact, the knife girl was very unconvinced. And even Xiushen agrees that if it is true that the strength of the heads-up is true, Xiushen is indeed far inferior to her.

"It's easy to hear you say, it feels like it's easy to beat it, how can we fight?"

Dao Mei thought for a while and said, "If you believe me, let's test it first." ”

Thinking of the majesty of Miyu, with the support of the knife sister, Chen Ling suddenly felt that he was not without the strength of a battle, moved his muscles and bones, and posed as a swallow copying water (just think of Huang Feihong's classic moves), Pixiu did not move. A high kick shook a trick and the dragon swung its tail, but Pixiu was still moving. As soon as he turned around and flew up again, he took a move and asked the little dragon for directions, but Pixiu still didn't move.

"Sister Dao, is this Pixiu cowardly, why hasn't it moved?" Chen Ling asked in a low voice.

"You've been playing for so long, why don't you touch it?"

"Makes sense." Saying that, Chen Ling took a small step forward and lightly tapped Pixiu's forehead with his fist. I have to say, take a closer look, this Pixiu is small and quite cute.

"Roar, Roar, Roar, !!!Roar, Roar, Roar, Roar, T

Pixiu opened its huge mouth and roared like thunder.

Chen Ling stood opposite Pixiu, at the cusp of the storm, feeling the fishy wind in Pixiu's mouth, as if the eighteenth-level typhoon blew on his face, and his whole face was blown out of shape. After a while, Pixiu stopped roaring, and Chen Ling felt that his three souls and seven spirits were about to be roared out of his body, and it was already a victory to be able to stand intact.

Chen Ling shook his head and finally came back to his senses.

"Don't worry about the fierce beast spirit beast, hurry up and find a way, I definitely can't beat it."

Pixiu looked at the young man in front of him, and thought to himself, this is not a fool, he didn't have any spiritual power to run around here, and he just sent people's heads? This kind of fool eats it, I don't know if it will hurt my stomach. Although he was still hesitating, he still waved his claw lightly. Even if it lost all its supernatural powers, it was a natural spirit beast that could even control the elements with the power of its soul alone, and the wind gathered into a blade and flew towards Chen Ling. Fortunately, he has been ravaged by Xiushen since he joined the company, and Chen Ling's reaction has already surpassed ordinary people, coupled with the characteristics of a "clear-eyed person", he finally passed through the gap between the wind blades sideways.

Even so, Chen Ling's ears were still scratched.

Chen Ling glanced back at the stone pier behind him that was divided into three pieces and the dust on the ground, and couldn't help but rejoice that he was really fateful.

Pretending to be big, what kind of demons and monsters are these.

"Sister Dao, can you do it anymore, can you give some help."

"Wait, something went wrong, your spiritual energy can't be mobilized a little, what about the excitement just now? It's convenient to have that. ”

"Excited about your sister, I'm going to die." Saying that, Pixiu waved his claws again, Chen Ling jumped high, and made a difficult action to take off the horse, and the turf on the ground was scraped off by the wind blade.

The child waiting for the red light on the road next to him pulled his mother's skirt and said, "Mom, Mom, look at that uncle, it's so strange, dancing there alone, and he jumped up and farted, and the turf collapsed." ”

His mother pulled the child and hurried away, "Don't look at that kind of person, it's all neurotic, let's not learn from him, let's go, go." ”

Chen Ling wiped the blood on his ears, "Sister Dao..."

"Don't shout, I'm not your mother, I don't care about anything, it's useless to call my name, I'm also in a hurry. Don't you have a 'ghost bullet'? Hurry up and reward it with a few grains, the training camp in the past few days is not in vain. ”

Chen Ling thought about it, too, the power of his "ghost bullet" is not bad, it is the soul that governs the soul, and specializes in this incomplete spirit beast. As he spoke, he pulled up the slingshot, and the "ghost bullet" in his pocket shot out as if he didn't want money.

"See if you die, see if you die, if you can't shoot you, scare you to death..."

Pixiu didn't dodge, just opened his mouth again, and the "ghost bullets" all went into his mouth, chewing them like eating jumping beans.

Chen Ling stopped his movements and watched Pixiu chew there. Pixiu didn't move anymore, just chewing vigorously there, and the two sides had a tacit pause. In addition to the sound of busy traffic around, only the sound of Pixiu's mouth is crunching, which is very crisp.

"What does it smell like?" Chen Ling asked.

"I can't tell it, it seems to be chicken-flavored, it tastes good, huh? Why don't you? Little scum, is there anything else? Feed me more, and maybe I'll be able to leave you a whole corpse. ”

Chen Ling's legs trembled a little, what about the good invincibility? How did it all become a zoo feeding? Chen Ling looked at Pixiu's big mouth, and the dead man's head in the "Ghost Bullet" rolled back and forth, struggling desperately, trying to run out, and finally ran to the edge between his teeth, but Pixiu's tongue rolled up and went back.

The evil spirit has met the evil beast, and there is a mountain and a mountain high. Brother, it's not good in this life, I owe you, and you will continue to scare me in the next life.

Chen Ling threw the slingshot at Pixiu, turned around and ran. Pixiu turned his head and flashed the slingshot, looked at Da Hei, who only had one breath left behind him, and thought that this little wild ghost couldn't turn the sky anymore, so he still grabbed the little dregs and put the two together to eat, which was more flavorful, so he chased after Chen Ling.

Xiushen, who was upstairs in the distance, looked at Chen Ling's running figure and didn't speak for a long time.

Although it was only for a moment, Xiushen had to admit that he had done something he couldn't do.

"Sister Xiushen, what should we do!" Jinbao's voice came from the microphone in my ear.

Xiushen didn't reply, because she had nothing to do, she could fight with people and demons, but she couldn't fight with the sky. She clenched her fists and could only tell herself to keep patient.

"Sister Xiushen, I..." Jinbao was still calling continuously, and Xiushen turned off the headphones with his backhand and cut off the communication. There is no way, she is not a god, only this time, she can't save anyone.

Chen Ling was still running on the road, Pixiu followed unhurriedly, waving his little paw from time to time, with a cat-and-mouse mentality, and things were constantly cut off on the side of the road, or the canopy of the newsstand, or the branches of the trees on the side of the road.

In order to dodge, Chen Ling kept rolling and jumping and didn't dare to stop, because ordinary people couldn't see Pixiu, his embarrassed appearance seemed to others to be a madman.

"Mom, you see, it's still my uncle who just danced around the island, he came with him, his fart is so powerful, he broke the branches and canopy, you can hear the wind, is he a fart man?" It was still the same kid just now, and he gave Chen Ling a resounding title.

"Ignore him, don't look at it, let's go quickly." The child's mother covered the child's eyes and ran quickly, not letting him look at Chen Ling, in the eyes of the parents, this is simply visual pollution.

Chen Ling stumbled on the other side and accidentally tripped over the steps, just as a wind blade passed through his head and hit the watermelon on the fruit stand in front of him.

The scattered watermelons gave Chen Ling an interpretation of what a headshot is.

If it were an ordinary person, he would have died eight hundred times earlier, but Chen Ling, who has the mandate of heaven, is really hard-hitting, that is, he will not die. Pixiu is also curious, is she presbyopia? Why is the accuracy so poor, just can't shoot him.

"Sister Dao, we've been running for so long, have we consumed a little bit of Pixiu's spiritual power?" Chen Ling asked breathlessly.

"I'm sorry to tell you that Pixiu is completely unconsumed, and this level of wind blade can be caused by its daily claw swing, just like the swing of your arm when you run."

At this moment, Dao Mei finally found what she was looking for.

"Ah, finally found."

"What? Found my inner energy? Let's fight back," said Chen Ling, who was overjoyed in his heart, after being in the bag for so long, he finally had a chance to fight back.

"Don't think about fighting back, but it can help you escape, that little spiritual energy in your heart is really hard to find."

Daomei's so-called spiritual energy, simply put, is emotional fluctuations, people's joys, angers, sorrows and grievances are a kind of emotion, and they are transformed to form special spiritual power. This method of converting spiritual power is called libido Dafa, and it was created by Freud, a human sage during the Great War of Man and God.

No matter what kind of emotion, even if it is confused and hesitant, as long as it is used to the extreme, it will produce huge energy. According to historical records, Freud's eldest disciple Godot specialized in wandering and created a "labyrinth of mirrors far from the world", while his second disciple Penglie specialized in remorse and created a death bullet that could resurrect the dead who had a last wish. (Can anyone tell what kind of meme this is?) οΌ‰

At this time, Dao Mei collected the fear contained in Chen Ling and Xiushen's training some time ago. Originally, there was a lot at first, but after repeated encounters with fear, this emotional energy dissipated a lot, and now the remaining energy is probably only enough for three swings.

But I have to say that Chen Ling was able to stand up bravely before, thanks to Xiushen and his solo practice.