Warlord!

In this troubled era, there are mountain bandits everywhere who rise up, rob a tailor shop, and dare to call themselves warlords when they cut off a horse farm.

In the chaos of the world, everyone wants to be Liu Bei, and cut the big meatloaf in the world and divide it in half.

In the fight against foreign enemies, this group of warlords has no effect, but when it comes to robbing homes and houses, they have all turned into weasels.

"It's broken, it's coming!"

Master Yixiu and the four-eyed Taoist looked at each other, and the secret path was not good.

With hostages in hand, this battle will be humiliating.

The soldiers carrying flashlights had already approached the village, and the first to run was the adjutant with a sharp beak and cheeks, and the drunken marshal sitting on the motorcycle, who should be the head of the group.

"Shhh

The soldiers gasped, corpses were everywhere on the dirt road of the small broken village, the walls collapsed and the houses collapsed.

The adjutant stopped and shouted "All of them, vigil!" ”

A large group of soldiers staggered their rifles and guarded the few who were still standing in front of them.

"Whoever moves again will blow their heads out!"

If you have a gun, you are an uncle, whether it is a monk or a fox spirit, the body is not so strong that you don't care about bullets, but the zombies who don't care about bullets are counted one by one and are pasted with rune paper, and they stand aside obediently.

"Why are so many people dying in this place?"

Cao Dashuai turned over and got off the motorcycle, raised his foot and kicked the corpse next to his feet, shriveled and fluttering, if it wasn't for the human skin and said that this was a skeleton with stripped flesh.

Thinking of a disgusting possibility, he took back his boots in a daze.

Cao Dashuai waved his hand, and the adjutant next to him immediately understood the meaning, stepped forward and took two steps and asked loudly

"What's going on here?"

There were a total of five people standing, and the nerds on both sides of the road were not very noticeable.

The monk is a little eye-catching, the monk is bare and has a fist-sized Buddha bead, I don't know if I think it is a monster from the quicksand river, and the child's skull is strung with a necklace and hung around the neck.

The adjutant's main eyes were also on that side, they all heard laughter just now, what kind of coke is there for the corpses all over the ground?

"A few chiefs, there are demons here, and we are descending demons, if you leave here, you may be worried about your life if you take a few slow steps!"

The four-eyed Taoist chief naturally knows that the fox spirit can fly, although he is also afraid of the sudden burst of the gun, but the body is always stronger than the person, so the chance of winning is greater, but the four eyes and the two are decent, originally to save people, if a village dies and then a group of soldiers, the sin will be great.

"Demon Killer Guardian Dao?"

The adjutant quietly took half a step back, and when the troops were marching, they encountered the corpses and funeral personnel, in order not to touch the moldy head, they would get out of the way, the adjutant glanced at the dozens of guns beside him and stopped his waist, and said with a pretended majesty, "Eliminate demons?" Knowing that our Cao Dashuai is here, the demons and monsters don't dare to do evil! ”

After patting his boss's horse on the surface, the adjutant bent down in front of the drunken marshal, and asked hesitantly, "It seems that the monk and Taoist priest are beating dirty things, otherwise let's avoid it?" ”

Cao Dashuai's body was drunk, and his head was still bright, "Avoid? Then dodge! ”

The corpses all over the ground seemed to have been drained and bled out, if it weren't for the soldiers, they would have scared away the three souls when they saw this scene.

They also don't know whether the monk and Taoist priest are beating dirty things, or the two of them are dirty things, and it is better to avoid them in the middle of the night.

A group of people were about to turn around and leave, when suddenly a delicate cry for help came, "Dashuai ~ Chiefs ~, help me"

The voice is seven points, and the miserable is only three points, if ordinary people listen to it, they have to say that the acting skills are poor, and it is not as good as listening to the drama of Taoyuan Qu'er.

But now that I see a real person, half of them may not be able to walk.

In front of the bare-chested monk and the four-eyed Taoist priest, a white and clean figure without clothes fell to the ground, and it was precisely because of this fall that she avoided the cover of the two big men.

The figure instantly grabbed the eyeballs of most of the soldiers, and Cao Dashuai's drunkenness woke up by three points.

A big blunty beauty!

"It's not good, the monk will do it first!" The four-eyed Taoist has been wandering around the world for a long time, and he knows that this group of ruffian-like soldiers will definitely use their brains when they see the fox spirit who looks like a fairy, and their chances of winning will be almost zero at that time!

Master Yixiu nodded, grabbed the Buddha bead around his neck, and prepared to overtake the vixen.

Bang!

A gunshot exploded the sticky black cloud overhead, and the monks froze in place and did not dare to move.

"Okay, you two monks and Taoists who are not subject to the rules, I said why the whole village has been slaughtered! It turned out to be a good thing done by you demon monks and demons! ”

The adjutant put down the pistol raised to the sky and scolded mercilessly, "You dare to spoil the women of good families under our noses, whoever dares to move will wait to be beaten into a hornet's nest!" ”

The four-eyed Taoist said meaningfully, "Monk, this is bad."

"You can't live if you do your own evil," Master Ikkyu nodded in agreement.

The two of them still have the upper hand, and if the group of soldiers with the brains of the elves go back with the vixen, they will rush to jump into the mouths of others.

After killing these dozens of people, the fox spirit will inevitably become stronger, and then the two monks and Taoists will win a pitiful face.

"Beauty...... No, miss, hehe" The adjutant kicked the soldier next to him intimately, tore off his military uniform, quickly came to the vixen and put it on her, and comforted, "Don't worry, our Cao Dashuai is well-known for being fair and honest, known as Cao Qingtian!" He'll be sure to call the shots for you.

You go back with us and go to Cao Dashuai's bed to rest and rest, as for these two evil ways, we have imprisoned and shot them! ”

Needless to say, the hints in the tone are clear, no matter what kind of good family women and sluts ** are at this juncture, can they still run? They are no worse than demons and monsters, and they don't spit out bones if they eat people.

The adjutant's hand was on the vixen's arm, his skin was slippery, and just touching his arm made him excited, but he didn't dare to eat more tofu, and everyone knew whose meat was in the bowl.

"Thank you, sir~"

Even the wisp of fragrance that spit out made him swoon.

How dare the four-eyed Taoist and the master of Ikkyu be stopped by being pointed at gunpoint? Hands raised above their heads, although they saw the smile on the vixen's lips as he left, but there was nothing they could do.

"Come with us quickly, don't catch a cold~" The adjutant reluctantly withdrew his hand, rubbing his fingers on the tip of his nose, sniffing the last touch of fragrance.

"Hmm..." the fox nodded delicately, covering two points on his chest with his left hand, covering his lower body with his right hand, twisting his hips and walking towards the soldiers.

How have a group of people ever seen such a scene? Bayonets were picked up in the crotches of their pants, and their throats were spitting like water.

"Monk, with such a big Buddha bead, you want to sneak attack me?"

The adjutant saw the Buddha beads in Master Yixiu's hand, raised his hand and grabbed it and hung it around his neck, dragging it to follow the white buttocks in front of him: "From this angle, it's really big, it's really good~"

"This small body, it's not bad to be my tenth aunt, haha" Cao Dashuai drunkenly put his hand on the shoulder of the person next to him, but the person next to him didn't answer.

"What are you doing with a piece of paper on your face?" Cao Dashuai looked at the tall man beside him dimly, saw that the other party was wearing a Qing Dynasty official uniform, and smiled, "What's wrong?" Singing? I'm telling you! Singing also sings my Cao Dashuai's biography! ”

"The Qing government has long since fallen, and the Beiyang government has not sang, and now it is my Cao Dashuai's world, do you hear it!"

Let him get drunk and reprimand for a while, and the other party just doesn't move.

Angry, Cao Dashuai raised his foot and kicked on the other party, and kicked it with his customized leather boots, but it hurt him.

"Could it be that you're a dummy?"

Cao Dashuai raised his hand and tore off the yellow paper, revealing an iron-blue corpse face.

"Bad!!"