Today, the table was rarely not eaten up, and less than half was left.

Before the meal was finished, Crazy Song clutched his stomach: "I'll go to the bathroom first." ”

I have to say that one of the most dehumanizing behaviors of human beings is to go to the toilet.

Hey, at this point, her hammer is much taller.

When he came out of the bathroom, he didn't see Jun Li at the dining table, and Crazy Song asked Wang Zai: "Where is Jun Li?" ”

Wang Zai finally turned his head and stared at Wild Song: "Go to the bathroom." ”

"Oh." As soon as the words of the wild song ended, he covered his gurgling stomach again: "I still have to go to the bathroom." ”

Luckily, all the rooms in the villa are equipped with toilets, and if there is only one toilet, two people have to rush to come.

When Crazy Song came out of the bathroom for the second time, his legs were numb: "What's wrong with this stomach today." ”

Wang Zai said coolly: "I pulled six times in the morning, I originally thought that there was something wrong with this body, but seeing the two of you like this, I confirmed my guess in my heart." ”

Wild Song: ......

Suddenly I had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, Wang Tsai glanced at her and said, "The food cooked by the Great Demon King is poisonous!" ”

“……”

"Didn't you not eat? If it's going to be poisonous, it won't poison you. ”

"Grass, I started eating it when he fried the first dish, but I didn't have the strength to pull it out, and I didn't have the courage to continue eating."

“……”

Crazy Song came out of the bathroom again, leaning on the staircase railing and glaring at Wang Zai, unable to complain: "Why didn't you tell me earlier." ”

Wang Tsai's voice was innocent: "You didn't ask me, and I wasn't sure at the time." ”

Wild Song: "I suddenly felt that it was necessary for me to break up with you. ”

Wang Zai: "Actually, it's not necessarily a problem with the food, you don't have to eat some more to try, if it's really poisonous, fight poison with poison, you shouldn't have diarrhea." ”

Crazy Song has been pulling so many times, and he is weak, and he really wants to eat something.

was said by Wang Zai, and drank a bowl of lean porridge with the audacity.

In less than a minute, he rushed to the bathroom again.

In fact, fighting poison with poison is simply not true in this state.

Crazy Song almost pulled out of shape, and later, Ge You lay on the sofa with Jun Li.

The two looked at each other affectionately, and there was no one else in their eyes except each other.

Jun Li: "My cooking skills are actually quite good. ”

It's good, the taste isn't the best, but it's not so hard to swallow, at most it's a little salty or a little more pepper.

Crazy Song ate so much for face, and praised him against his heart.

Unexpectedly, this man was not grateful at all, but instead mutilated her to this point.

Crazy Song looked at him: "You really worked as a cook in the cooking class?" How did you come out alive? ”

If she were one of his companions, she would have squirted all the and urine of his hammer!

Jun Li replied a little embarrassed: "They begged me not to be a cook, but my squad leader took a fancy to my strength and made me an artilleryman." ”

Wild Song: "Your companions are merciful. ”

Jun Li: "Actually, I'm actually a good cook. ”

But he doesn't know why every time he cooks, it makes people eat diarrhea.

Well, he thought that after all these years, this kind of thing would not happen.

What a mistake!

At noon, Madsong's mobile phone rang.

It was Ji Haisheng who called.

The head of the Zheng family wanted to invite Jun Li and Crazy Song to go to the Zheng family for a meal, and he also said that the Zheng family recently had a new Mongolian chef, and the roasted whole sheep was a must.

Wild Song said viciously: "Go, don't wait for the afternoon, go at noon, roast a few more sheep, don't be enough then." ”