Chapter 60: "The Fierce Ghost Cannibal Fetus"
Cheng Zi went fast and came back faster.
"You kid just came to Xu Mansion, if it weren't for the face of the sixth year of junior high school, I wouldn't let you come in to work! Dare to lie, beware that I killed you! ”
The voice sounded angry.
"Butler, I don't dare to lie to you and Dashuai if I have the audacity of Cheng Zitian, the corpse is ahead!"
The four of them came to the river, Cheng Zi walked in front of him with his head pressed very low, and there was a housekeeper standing behind, and two burly family members, who were walking with positive steps, which should be soldiers who had pulled out the military skin. The back of the waist is bulging, and the pistol should be stuffed.
"Housekeeper~"
"Hmm"
The housekeeper glanced at Xiaoyu, if it weren't for the fact that this girl might be taken care of by Xu Dashuai as an aunt, he wouldn't have bothered to give it this snort.
"Fish up the corpses!"
The two family members who followed behind nodded in agreement
"Yes!"
……
"Squeak! Twitter"
The female vampire's face changed when she saw the visitor.
She danced and wanted to say something, but unfortunately she couldn't say a word.
"Write it!"
He Cheng took out cinnabar from the yellow cloth bag, and there was some yellow paper without characters. The female vampire raised her finger and wrote on the paper.
Her cultural estimation is not high, her handwriting is crooked and twisted or traditional, and the words she writes are like long worms crawling, and she is messy and ugly, but she can barely understand it.
"You know him?"
He Cheng pointed to the housekeeper.
"Uh-huh!"
There are several figures in the distance, in addition to the "old acquaintance" Cheng Zi, he also recognizes the maid Xiaoyu, who is known as Wu Chenjun, who is known as the queen of beauty/legs.
If she can appear, He Cheng must have encountered a certain story again.
A few people over there had already carried the female corpse and carried it back to the house.
At this time, the female vampire He Feng wrote many more words, and she could barely read her meaning when she put them together.
"Your cousin married this handsome man and became the fourth aunt, and it was this housekeeper who went to greet her in the first place?"
He Feng nodded vigorously. Naturally, it's not the joy of seeing relatives, after being transformed into a vampire, it's not human, the heart doesn't beat, the bloodthirsty is crazy, and the person who is not strong-willed has long lost the concept of family affection.
She must have other thoughts in mind.
He Feng wrote again, paused after writing the word "housekeeper", and scratched his ears and cheeks when he went to dig cinnabar, probably forgetting the words, so he drew a cross on these two words.
It is estimated that he was once deflated in the housekeeper's hand and wanted to wait for an opportunity to retaliate.
He Cheng smiled suddenly, raised his hand and pressed He Feng's shoulder, and squeezed out a rough and hoarse voice, "It just so happened that I arrived at the door, why don't you go and see your cousin?"
"Squeak?"
What she means is that she has become a Western zombie, how can she go?
Chinese zombies are invulnerable, Western zombies can't stop bullets, they are indiscriminately shot into a hornet's nest, and they will die if they don't die.
"I have a way to keep them unrecognizable!"
He raised his hand and pinched He Feng's chin, and with the other hand, he pinched the corpse teeth and dragged it down!
"Ahh
Bird fright!
The screams were at the top / broke the sky.
He Cheng had an extra tusk with flesh and blood in his palm. Despite the vampire's struggles, she pulled out her other tooth as well.
The vampire has no teeth, which is equivalent to a guy who has no food, and she is afraid and afraid of He Cheng.
casually shook off the black clothes he took off and threw them to her, He Cheng waved his hand to let her hurry up.
He Feng turned around and walked out of the woods step by step, and followed the popularity to the Xu Mansion.
This is still He Cheng's plan in his heart, figuring out what kind of movie this is, he just happened to meet him and didn't want to come in vain. The female vampire has relatives here, so everything is naturally much simpler.
……
Xufunei,
Xu Dashuai stepped on military boots and went back and forth with his hands behind his back.
The main seat in the north is the eldest wife, the main wife, and he is the earliest, but unfortunately he is old and decrepit.
The eldest wife is the second wife, also called the second aunt, the fox Danfeng eyes were the most charming when they were young, but unfortunately it was the morning glory in the autumn, after the middle of summer, not far from withering.
The third wife has just entered the door for a year or two, and it is a good field, but since Xu Dashuai married the fourth aunt, this good land has been wasted for many days.
The fourth aunt sat at the bottom and didn't say a word, marrying Xu Dashuai was afraid of power, and her parents were thinking about money, she couldn't help herself, so she could only complain to herself. In this era, it is better to have a strong man as a backer than to starve to death in the fields. Now the most favored.
Then there stood a dozen servants in the house, big and small, waiters, cooks, and caretakers. Xu Dashuai's army was stationed outside the town and generally did not enter the town.
Listening to the report of his subordinates, Xu Dashuai nodded, "Since this is the case, you will go up the mountain and bury her to do a ritual, don't say that my Xu Mansion has treated her badly!" But this is a family ugliness and can't be publicized! ”
The subordinates said that the maid was drowned in the river, so let's drown, and whoever cares with whom is not up to the knee.
The subordinates were ordered to retreat, and at this time, another subordinate came to report, and whispered a few words on Xu Dashuai's ear.
"Well, got it, please!"
Several wives looked at Xu Dashuai strangely, except for lighting up and going to bed at night, Xu Dashuai hadn't been so happy for a few days.
"Baby~, I just said that your cousin came to see you, I saw you sullen in the past two days, and I knew that you didn't have anyone to say anything to your heart, so she just came" Xu Dashuai forgot that he was going to threaten to kill others.
"Cousin?"
The fourth aunt's eyes finally moved a little.
"Hey, hey, rejoice! Take a sip! ”
Xu Dashuai's unshaven mouth pecked at the fourth aunt's too smooth/tender face, but he didn't see the other wives with elongated faces.
"Dashuai is so good to my sister, your relatives are invited, it seems that today's mahjong four-person game can't be opened"
"I'm good to every baby! Hahaha! Xu Dashuai picked up a bargain and didn't say that his cousin came by himself. was mistaken for a special invitation from him, and the effect was much better.
The second aunt stood up, shook her handkerchief and left first.
The other two wives also got up and prepared to leave.
"What's the hurry! I'll let the little fish come and play with you! ”
The faces of the three wives froze, and a maid was instructed by the master to play mahjong with his wife, this is Xu Dashuai has a calculation in his heart, and plans to push Xiaoyu to be the fifth aunt!
One more aunt, one more person for gold, silver and jewelry. And they are at the age of dissatisfaction, are they the same as widows every day?
……
The fourth aunt came to her room and saw a figure wrapped in a black robe.
"Cousin?"
She knew her cousin's origin, and she probably came when she was desperate. Rao is so much more comfortable that the fourth aunt is too comfortable, after all, it is a relative, Xu Dashuai gave her a lot of gold, silver and jewelry, and it is not a big deal to give some to her cousin.
"Hmm" He Feng nodded, her face looked bad.
"Cousin, what's wrong with you?"
He Feng grabbed a pen and paper to write, although the fourth aunt wondered why her cousin didn't speak but wrote, but she still read patiently.
He Feng, who was pulled out of the tools of the crime, lived a very honest day.
Until nightfall, a few crows flapped their wings and flew into the courtyard wall of the Xu Mansion, and the guards patrolling with lanterns only saw a few birds and ignored them.
Feeling He Cheng's arrival, He Feng opened the door of the guest room and closed the door when he welcomed the crows into the house.
The crows gathered together and turned into a figure wearing a yellow tattered robe, straddle a gossip yellow cloth bag, and carry a yellow paper umbrella on their backs.
He Feng felt amazing every time she looked at this supernatural power, but she didn't forget to get down to business, and carefully wrote the news she had explored to He Cheng.
"Xu Dashuai handed over an ancient tomb some time ago and brought back countless gold, silver and jewelry?"
Not information, He Cheng shook his head.
Gold, silver, and jewelry were of no use to him.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door outside, "Miss Hefeng, I'm the sixth year of junior high school, and the fourth aunt asked me to boil you egg drop soup." ”
With He Cheng's eyes, she cleared her throat and said "um".
As soon as the sixth junior high school entered the door, a hand grabbed him by the neck.
With a click, the neck broke, and the body fell to the ground.
The egg drop soup on the tray shattered to the ground.
He Feng, who had been waiting for a long time, pounced on the corpse, kicked open the egg flower soup, opened her mouth and bit the corpse's neck, but unfortunately she was pulled out of her teeth, biting through the flesh and not being able to bite through her throat.
Seeing her screaming in a hurry, He Cheng kicked her away: "Waste!" He raised his nails and scratched the corpse's neck, and blood suddenly gushed out.
He Feng was like a mad dog, holding her throat and swallowing wildly, her withered face gradually plumped, her hair became more and more shiny, a pair of corpse teeth gradually lengthened, and she screamed, she was able to speak!
If you can speak, the next report will naturally be easier and easier.
He Cheng glanced at the corpse on the ground and paused.
Zhang Jincheng!
The two main characters showed their faces, and He Cheng finally remembered which story it was.
"Ghost Cannibal Fetus"!