Chapter 103: Mr. Kurta
"Is it pretty?" The rabbit asked Zhou Yu, who was stunned.
"Uh, uh, it's okay. It's worse than *. ”
"Do you want Pachuya?"
"Uh, Pa, Pa. But what does this Pachuya mean? ”
"You don't even know what Pachuya means, and you dare to trespass here. Do you think your life is too long? The elephant-headed rabbit spat out, and looked up at him with two hind legs erect and two front paws crossed together, and looked up at him with a little anger.
"What, brother, although I don't know what Pachuya means, but you think, since I know this word, it must have something to do with some information you want to know. You're right? ”
The elephant-headed rabbit stared into his eyes for a few seconds, then sighed, turned around and walked to the corner and said, "Come here!" ”
Zhou Yu saw that the hostile atmosphere had eased, hurriedly chased after him, and sat down cross-legged opposite the elephant rabbit. He grabbed Nika and sat beside him.
"What's inside, that's it, mage!" Zhou Yu doesn't know what to call it, Bonnie Rabbit or Rogue Rabbit? It's still called the mage, the characteristic of this title is that the audience is relatively large.
"I'm in love with my object, I want to find you to settle a hexagram to see if the eight characters fit together, and if you make a mistake!"
"I think you're looking for death!" The elephant rabbit saw that he thought of himself as a fortune teller, and he was about to have a seizure. But someone is faster than it!
A slap came from the side, and if it weren't for the support of the cervical spine, it would have been able to slap the head of the Metropolitan Governor three hundred and sixty degrees.
"Huh? Alas, how do you say do it? ”
"Who's in love with you?" Nika didn't know what the object meant, but when she heard him say it, she guessed that it meant that.
"Then there's no need to be so rude, right?"
"Did you think of me when you were in love with the princess?" As she spoke, Nika angrily threw her fists at the Metropolitan Governor's head, face, and chest. Zhou Yu couldn't protect his head and couldn't protect his cheeks, and was beaten badly. The elephant rabbit next to him looked straight and straightened his nose, shrunk his neck and glanced at Zhou Yu with his bladder, and his eyes seemed to be full of meaning that made you sassy.
"Well, I said this girl, you are also discouraged. If you continue to fight like this, you will beat him to death, and I will not have to do it. When the elephant saw that Nika stood up and began to kick, he was forced to stop him.
"Let you talk and take advantage of others. Yes? Big Horse Ha! One person is under ten thousand people, huh? Nika ignored it and continued to kick Zhou Yu's head.
"Enough!" Zhou Yu bounced up from the ground with a loud cry, pushed Nika to the ground, and looked at her viciously. The girl was half-lying on the ground, her head unraised, her temples scattered, and her eyes glistening with tears.
The Metropolitan Governor turned his head to look at the elephant rabbit and said, "Let's go on!" The right hand gave her back a thumbs up, and only Nika could see it. This Nizi is getting better and better at acting, and she can almost go to the little golden man.
"Are you Terrans?"
"You're an elf?"
Both parties confirmed each other's identities with questions at the same time.
"What are you doing here?"
"Find something."
"Oh? Then you can go back, I promise not to kill you. But what you're looking for isn't here, please go back! ”
"What's not here, do you know what I'm looking for?"
"Yes, but a lie of betrayal?"
“。。。”
"If you don't speak, you let the old body say it?"
"Hmmm! Then why not here, did you ever be? ”
"It's a long story. Oh, I'm not related to you, why are you talking about this! Hurry up and go, and after a little more delay, I changed my mind and fed you to the tree with this girl who was playing with you. "It turns out that this old thing has long seen through the two of them playing. In fact, whether Nika is too deep into the play or really angry, only she knows.
"Don't push, don't push, hey, uncle, you stepped on my foot. Oops, no, if you break your foot, you'll have to pay me for my medical expenses. I had an X-ray in my pocket, it was a comminuted fracture. No, I can't move. ”
"Scoundrel. It's been hundreds of years, and it's the first time I've encountered a shameless Terran like you. The elephant-headed rabbit actually burst out laughing.
"Uncle, for the sake of fate, you don't have any work in your hands at this time. Let's talk about five dollars? Zhou Yu said, took out an FD coin from his arms and threw it over. The rabbit spread its paws and actually caught it right.
"Oh? This is the Terran money, right? ”
"It's not, it's my money. But don't worry, when I set foot in the Borderlands in the future, you can buy whatever you want with this money? ”
"Hahahaha, it's up to you to set foot in the Borderlands? Laugh at me, laugh at me! The elephant hare was out of breath and rolled on the ground.
"Is it that funny?" Zhou Yu suddenly closed his mouth and pulled out the sword of atonement from his back, while taking off the glove of his left hand. When the Sword of Atonement and the Cursed Pupil met, a cloud of purple instantly froze, and a suffocating feeling came over the face, and countless stars rotated in the small space, oppressing people to breathe.
"Y-you?" The smile on the elephant's face froze.
"Well, is it that funny?" Zhou Yu saw that the purpose of shock and deterrence had been achieved, put on his gloves and took back his sword. The purple mist of the stars suddenly disappeared.
"How can you have the relics of the Divine Soldiers?" The elephant rabbit is no longer calm.
"You don't understand it. Let me ask you, can we talk properly now? ”
"Well, you name it. Looks like I've really looked away. ”
"Uncle, let's do it. As for me, I have also revealed my identity, and you should not hide it. Let's exchange information, shall we? ”
The elephant didn't know what he meant by the exchange of information, but he was uncomfortable guessing what he was trying to get from him.
"I won't let you talk in vain, I opened a box called Cyberratan the other day, it seems to be something with this name... Zhou Yu pretended not to remember, scratching his scalp with his eyes open.
"W-What? You unleashed the Elven Fire? The elephant-headed rabbit suddenly looked like it was electrocuted, and it bounced up more than a meter high, which frightened Zhou Yu. Damn, what are you doing? I thought I was going to bite!
"Well, what's all the fuss about?"
"So, where is the fire now?"
"Right where it's supposed to be?" Judging by the Taorha's reaction, it doesn't know that the Cybertron's Box is in the Centaur tribe, so it cares a lot about where the fire is. If I knew, I might have robbed it a long time ago.
"Can you? Can... The elephant rabbit was clearly interested in the information. Zhou Yu snapped his fingers and it was done. You and I are on the same page this time, right?
"I said uncle! How are you in this tree? The Governor began to guide the elephant rabbit to reminisce about the bittersweet ones.
"My people are one of the elves, the ape-backed elephant." The rabbit sighed and said, it turned out that they were not rabbits, but most of the governors got closer and looked carefully several times and did not see where they looked like apes.
"But you're too..."
"It's too small, isn't it? Who says elves have to be terrifying? ”
"That's right. In my hometown, it was the size of a pig a long time ago. Instead, birds can grow as tall as horses. Zhou Yulian said with a comparison, Nika and the apeback elephant didn't know whether what he said was true or not.
"No, you misunderstood. I am an elephant, and the tree we are sitting on now is an ape, and it is called an ape tree. Together, we are apebacks. ”
Zhou Yu suddenly realized that the ape was not an ape at all, but a tree. Back is just a verb. That's how the apeback elephant came from.
"The ape tree looks like it's alive."
"It's nature, it's alive like me, and you can even run off the ground, jump, and carry weights."
Zhou Yu understands that the ape tree and the elephant are parasitic to each other, but for the time being, he does not understand how they distribute the nutrients they obtain.
"Uncle, what does Pachuya mean?" Zhou Yu finally turned the topic around mathematics, physics and chemistry. Let's discuss something useful.
"Pachua is the Elven word for negotiation. No, it's a negotiation between the Terrans and the Elves. And don't call me uncle, it's called Zangduo under the next name. ”
"Oh, my little brother Falkmi has seen His Excellency Zangda. If this Pachuya is the meaning of negotiation. That means that your people have negotiated with the Terrans? ”
Kura nodded dimly.
"That little brother dares to guess that this betrayal lie is born from this?"
"The little brother is really a ghost horse elf, and the old man admires and admires it."
"I just don't know if the Terrans betrayed the contract, or the elves betrayed?"
Zangduo was prostrate on the ground, his little soybean-like eyes slightly closed, as if he wanted to say something but stopped talking. In such a scene, Nika, who was crouching next to her, felt a sense of déjà vu, like the time when she was serving the golden toad on the wheel of fortune with the Grand Duke.
"Zangduo can't believe it?" Zhou Yu is a good person, although the old guy opposite is a pocket cartoon, but it is difficult for him to associate it with the word cute, because it is very likely that there is something extremely dark and cruel buried in his heart.
"Don't hide it from the two little brothers, Zangduo hasn't talked to the human race for more than 400 years. If you hadn't shouted the word Pachuya this time, you would have died in the ape tree. ”
"Thank you for the grace of Lord Zangduo not to kill." Elves may be small, but they are not to be underestimated. Zhou Yu knew in his heart that if he was not careful, there would be no return.
"It all started more than 900 years ago. At that time, the Borderlands was falling into the first war between heaven and earth, and the god soldier Kun led the human race and the elf race of Thorasia to resist the strong enemy together, in order to let the people and the elves can share the same hatred and help each other, Kun summoned the leaders of the two sides to form a blood alliance and swore a contract, named Pachua! ”
"Oh, so Pachuya is a contract."
"Well, little brother, can you tell me where the Elven Fire is?" Zangduo is really an old fox, and he has just started to talk about chips.
"That's nature, rest assured. If you don't say it, won't you be able to escape from your ape tree? Zangduo nodded with satisfaction, thinking that he was too worried about it, and now that the two of them had fallen into his hands, they couldn't help but not explain. Tell them about this history, and just reminisce about the past.
"At that time, the representative of the Terran was the lord of Drunken Flower City, and the representative of the elves was the chief of the centaur tribe. Under the witness of Kun, the two sides solemnly swore that they would never betray the alliance, never betray their allies, and never die without saving. Although it is not said that life and sleep together and death are the same cave, but during that time, the human race and the elves were indeed in harmony with each other, attacking and defending alliances. ”
"It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, right?" Zhou Yu interjected. When he said this, he startled Zangduo. Hey, why is this kid so prescient?
Sensei wondered. Since it's called a lie of betrayal, it's definitely not going to be good for long! If it continues until now, what kind of dick thing is there to betray? You go on, I'm talking too much! Zhou Yu smacked his mouth.
Zangduo wondered: Terrans are really a very strange creature, and often do things that go back on their word. Those people were before, and so are the young people in front of them now.
"It is true that the good times did not last long, and in the later stages of the war, the Terrans found that there was no hope of victory, so they betrayed the elves in exchange for the lives of their own race. They made peace with their opponents and stood by while the elves called for reinforcements, leaving the elves besieged and almost slaughtered. ”
"What a bunch of scum!" Nika, who was squatting next to her, bit her lip viciously, this girl looked down on people who were greedy for life and afraid of death.
"It's a pity that the Terrans are not wise at all, and their clever tricks did not save their lives. The powerful enemy had destroyed the elves and turned against the Terrans, not taking his previous promise to heart at all. The Terrans suffered the same fate as the elves. ”
"Well deserved!" Nika and the Metropolitan smacked in unison.
The reaction of the two was a little unexpected by Zangduo, I thought that they were both human races, and the two would sympathize with the plight of their ancestors, but they didn't expect that the two of them were surprisingly unanimous - resolutely opposed.
"After Pachuya was torn apart, Kun was powerless to return to heaven. can only rely on his own strength to resist and ask for help, who knows that there is also intrigue and deceit between the divine soldiers. Kun was disillusioned, shedding tears of hatred in a place called the Lake of the Magic Mirror, and then feathered into a butterfly, drifting away, and becoming one with Thoraxia. ”
Hearing this, Zhou Yu and Nika were both embarrassed, it turned out that Shenbing Kun intended to save the common people, but he was helplessly trapped in betrayal and hatred and couldn't extricate himself, and finally ended up with such an end, how could it not make people sigh.
"What is that angry howl, have you heard of it?" Zhou Yu directly changed his name to Mr., and in just ten or so minutes, he hid a lot of words to help him straighten out many thoughts, there is no harm in sweetening his mouth, and he doesn't stretch out his hand to hit the smiling person!
"I've only heard this talk about it from my ancestors, but no one can tell what it is. There are rumors that it is a cage for the traitors of the Terrans, there are also that the heads of the elven leaders were cut off, and even that there is a dungeon in the palace of Drunken Flower City that leads to the center of the earth, in which Kun's mount is imprisoned, and the monster is burned by the fire of the center of the earth all day long, and it is a howl of anger that makes a creepy scream. ”
"The world is impermanent, I didn't expect Kun Rongma to live his life, but in the end he ended up betraying his relatives." Zhou Yu's heart sank, this was both accidental and inevitable. Kun is a human race, even if he is a saint, it is impossible to be selfless, so a bowl of water is impossible to balance. Although there is not much mention of how Kun influenced Pachuya in the story of Zangduo just now, Zhou Yu believes that the betrayal of the human race and the rebellion of his opponent are definitely closely related to Kun.
In the legends handed down by the elves, Kun is still a flawless image. Even Zangduo, who is already hundreds of years old, will show respect and remembrance in his eyes when he mentions Kun's name.
"Mr. Kurata, is the lie of betrayal really not here?" Although he got a lot of information, he didn't find the holy relics, and Zhou Yu was still unwilling.
"Little brother, the old man has lived for hundreds of years. Do you look like someone who speaks? Zangduo stroked his elephant trunk and said solemnly.
"Well, I can give a hint to the little brother." Zangduo paced back and forth in front of the two of them with his hands behind his back for a few steps, and the small and delicate appearance made Nika childlike, and almost rushed up to pick up Zangduo and stroked it, Zhou Yu saw her strangeness and glared at her fiercely.
"Mr. Zangta, please advise!" Zhou Yu held his hands and bowed.
"For hundreds of years, I have been guarding this kind of negotiation place, where I treasure every plant and tree, and there are no stone slabs, bark, or silk books engraved with words. If the old man is allowed to speculate, the lie of betrayal is very likely to be - "Zangduo turned his back and sold a pass."
"Most likely, what?" Zhou Yu jumped to his feet in a hurry, what do you sell if you don't sell carrots for a big rabbit?
"Most likely, it's a sentence!"
As soon as these words came out, Nika and Zhou Yu glanced at each other, and they both fell to the ground.