Jiang Jiang and Yuwen Zhengji drove the carriage out of Yuwen Street slowly, but when the carriage turned the alley, it began to speed up. 35xs

It was only after running until he reached the secluded and deserted Stonemason Street that Jiang Jiang stopped the carriage.

"Childe, let's take off our outer clothes!" Jiang Jiang took off his coat three or two times, and wore a ragged beggar costume inside.

Yuwen Zhengji took off his gorgeous robe, as well as the light and silky middle pants worth a hundred taels of gold.

"Oh, put these shoes on again!" Jiang Jiang pulled out two pairs of simple skateboard shoes from the carriage, and there were almost a few strands of cloth tied to them.

These shoes were often worn by beggars, and were similar to modern slippers, but they were very rudimentary.

Yuwen Zhengji also took off his shoes and socks and put on these shoes,

Jiang Jiang took out a large paper bag from his arms, which was filled with pot ashes.

Then she began to wipe the pot of ash on Yuwen Zhengji's face and body, and even rubbed his hair into a mess. In the end, he also put a few plasters on Yuwen Zhengji's face, arms and legs, pretending to have abscesses.

On the other hand, Jiang Jiang himself is not much better.

"Childe, you look in the mirror now," Jiang Jiang took out a small mirror and handed it to Yuwen Zhengji.

Yuwen Zhengji took the mirror.

"Wow, I really look like a beggar now!" Yuwen Zhengji said excitedly, a new experience surrounded him, and his heart was excited.

"Okay, then from now on, the two of us will be beggars!" Jiang Jiang threw away the small mirror and walked forward with his board shoes in a hurry.

"Jiang Jiang, you wait for me!" Yuwen Zhengji crackled and chased after him from behind.

"Don't call me Jiang Jiang!" Jiang Jiang Zhengse said to Yuwen Zhengji: "We said okay, from now on, you and I are beggars." What is a good name for a beggar? So you are no longer Yuwen Gongzi, I am not Jiang Jiang, the two of us are called Da Lai Xiao Lai, if anyone makes a mistake and violates the taboo, he will be punished, and he will be punished for learning to bark! ”

"It's fun, it's fun!" Yuwen Zhengji clapped his hands and said, "My name is Da Lai, and your name is Xiao Lai." ”

"Let's go to a street where you don't usually go to beg first, and it's not good if you meet acquaintances, because you can't act very similar now, and it's easy to show your feet." Jiang Jiang said the next plan of action.

"Then let's go to Chicken and Duck Street!" Yuwen Zhengji suggested: "I don't go to that street much, there are a lot of people on that street who come out to set up stalls at night, some sell food, some buy clothes and playthings, we can go there to beg." ”

"Sounds good, let's go there!" Jiang Jiang asked Yuwen Zhengji to lead the way, and the two of them ran to Chicken and Duck Street with kicks and feet. 35xs

When I got there, I saw a lot of stalls, some selling food, selling toys, and some storytelling.

Yuwen Zhengji just stood stupidly at the corner of the street, not knowing what to do.

And Jiang Jiang had already entered the play very quickly, only to see her shrinking her shoulders and holding her hands in front of her, begging to the person who passed by: "Young Master, old lady, please have mercy on my miserable person!" If you give me a copper plate, I can live one more day, and saving someone's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter! Please, everybody, okay! ”

"Wow, it really looks like it!" Yuwen Zhengji said enviously: "No, I can't fall too far behind, otherwise I will be looked down upon by him." ”

This self-motivated Yuwen Zhengji still has it, so he also began to pretend to be a beggar and beg passers-by.

"Get out of here, stinky beggar! Take your dirty hands away! Someone rebuked him with displeasure.

"Die!" A person with a bad temper simply gave him a kick: "If you float in front of the uncle like a ghost again, I will kill you who stinks for food!" ”

"The young and strong still have the face to come out and beg!" Someone began to accuse him: "An idle man like you deserves to starve to death!" ”

Accusations, insults, insults, kicks and beats poured towards Yuwen like a tide, he was embarrassed, angry, and aggrieved, but he couldn't erase the pleasure that grew from the bottom of his heart, this feeling was too **, and he got carried away.

The two of them walked back and forth along the street for two times, Jiang Jiang begged for a steamed bun, while Yuwen Zhengji was empty-handed.

At this time, the vendors began to close their stalls and go home.

Yuwen Zhengji only ate one meal that day, and at this time he was already so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back.

He really wanted to buy some food in front of the food stalls, but he didn't have a penny on him. Go to beg, those people don't give it to him at all, because these peddlers are also small businesses. If there is some food left, you have to take it home to make tooth sacrifices for the children and the elderly at home, how can you give it to these idle beggars.

"Xiao Lai, I now find that beggars are really not good to be!" Shrinking in the corner, Yuwen Zhengji said to Jiang Jiang: "I can't get a penny even if I wear out my mouth, I used to think how easy it was to be a beggar!" ”

"Haven't you heard that every family has a scripture that is difficult to read? In fact, it is not easy for anyone, and it is more difficult for the poor than for the rich, because it has become a problem for them to even live. Jiang Jiang said as he looked at the dark shadows of the trees overhead.

"But I'm so hungry now!" Yuwen Zhengji touched his shriveled belly.

"Now, let's eat this steamed bun for you!" Jiang Jiang smiled and handed the only steamed bun he got to Yuwen Zhengji.

"Let's separate! You're half and I'm half. "Yuwen Zhengji doesn't want to be alone.

"No need, you can eat it all, I'm not hungry." Jiang Jiang rejected his kindness.

It's not that Jiang Jiang is kind, but because she was full tonight, she didn't let Yuwen Zhengji eat, but she didn't eat a bite herself.

"Jiang, ah no, Xiao Lai, thank you!" Yuwen Zhengji thanked him very sincerely.

"You're welcome, we're on the same front now."

Jiang Jiang said very loudly on the surface, but in fact, the little abacus in his heart crackled very loudly.

Her purpose is very clear, that is, to unveil success.

And Yuwen Zhengji's identity and his experience make his happiness point too high and unattainable for ordinary people.

No matter what novelty you get, how precious a treasure is, it is nothing in his eyes.

Jiang Jiang is very smart, considering that since Yuwen Zhengji's happiness point is so high that it is difficult to achieve, it is better to lower his status, so that he can feel happy and satisfied without much effort.

So she thought of role-playing, and let Yuwen Zhengji become the most despicable beggar, so that this steamed bun could make him feel happy and satisfied.

What's more, when Yuwen Zhengji was very hungry, the favor he earned by giving him a steamed bun was more precious than giving him a mountain of gold when he was full.