Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Heavenly Shepherd Hunting Competition
"Say, will you take me out to play?"
"Oops, it hurts, it hurts, let go of Aunt Grandma, I'll take it, I'll take it!"
Before the meal was finished, Bambur and Masha were still fingering their fingers, when they saw the "little kitten" twisting the ears of the deputy commander and lifting his feet off the ground. The two of them were so shocked that they swallowed the chicken bones, Mom, this is a little cat, this is a big tiger.
"That's pretty much it, eat it!" Nika put down the grinning Zhou Yu and looked at the Metropolitan Governor rubbing his face with a smile, as if nothing had happened. Lao Tzu doesn't beat women, otherwise it will definitely make you look good.
"Go out, but you have to listen to the command and act in unison, if you dare to run around, even if you kill me, I won't take you out again." Zhou Yu ordered.
"You two, take a trip out of town. The first is to simply report the situation to the Commander-in-Chief; Second, don't you still have a lot of money in your hands? Pick twenty shrewd brothers, enter the city in groups of two, come in and ambush in other inns and wine shops or Qiao Zhuang dressed up as Huazi, and set up observation posts. Do you understand? ”
"Understood, the deputy commander makes your Excellency feel at ease. The small ones must be done properly. Bamble wiped the oil from his mouth.
"Don't know how to eat, buy some for your brothers. This is such clean meat, everyone has never eaten it in their lives. "Zhou Yuxun returned to training, and he was quite sympathetic to his soldiers. They all came from slaves, who doesn't know who?
"Bring it!" Zhou Yu stretched out his palm to Bamble.
"What, what?" Bamble looked confused.
"Money! If you don't give me some money, I'll go out and sell it? ”
"Flutter!" Several people laughed.
For the afternoon, most of the governors followed the bouncing Nika sullenly, without saying a word. Although he has said goodbye to city life for a long time, what attracts his attention more than the colorful flowers around him is the security of Electric. First, protect yourself and your companions, and then make plans.
"Huh, take a bite? Take a bite! Nika held up a string of shiny things and handed them over.
"Don't eat it, you've eaten three skewers, Miss!"
"It's delicious, sweet. Come, taste one. "The string was handed over.
The Grand Governor kept his mouth shut, as if he had been handed poison.
"Cut, come out and play. How can there be a stinky face like you. ”
"Play? How can it be so easy, ten days ago I killed 300 brothers in battle. Now I have nearly 3,000 people sleeping outside. Sorry, Miss, I really don't have the heart to play. ”
As they walked, a stage attracted the attention of the two. It was a few young men and women performing, and most of them took Nika's hand and squeezed it over.
Let's say it's a cabaret performance, there is no soundtrack, and there is no choreography. Is it a drama? These simple people who writhe to the beat of the drum have no lines. Zhou Yu looked up at this crappy performance, and a few big words were written on it: "Tianmu Hunting!" ”
"Tenmaki Hunting?" The Governor said silently in his heart. I saw that a few young people on the stage first hummed and bowed in one direction, then the women pointed behind them, and the men all picked up wooden sticks and pretended to be weapons to attack.
Opposite these men and women is a humanoid monster wearing a terrifying mask, also played by their companions, of course. After a "fierce fight", the men defeated the monster and cut off its head and returned to camp.
In the next scene, an old man who made a necklace out of various animal teeth was carried out by several people, and the action was about everyone presenting the head of a monster to the old man. The old man put a necklace of animal teeth on the man at the head of the group, which symbolized victory and power, and the man waved his hand to the audience. In addition to the Grand Duke, the audience, including Nika, burst into thunderous applause, and many whistled.
"What crappy drama? The plot is old-fashioned, the performance is exaggerated, the makeup is bleak, and the logic and logic are even more outrageous. Zhou Yu said.
"Dude, are you from the woods?" Next to Zhou Yu, a thirty-year-old Hanako with an abscessed face heard him scold and came over to talk.
"Oh? So what, no what? ”
"Did you let the little brother say it? This whole Saurasia doesn't know about the Tianmu Hunting Competition, except for the one who sneaked out of the forest and came out, the little brother really doesn't know who else? ”
"What? Is this herding competition really that powerful? ”
"Hey, awesome? Is that amazing? That's old and powerful! ”
"I'd like to hear about it, brother." Zhou Yu handed over a grain of gold sand. It is said to be gold sand, but it is actually a piece of broken copper. In these places, resources are very scarce, smelting technology is also backward, metal is hard currency, just now the governor carefully studied the so-called gold sand in his hand, it is nothing more than golden broken copper and iron.
"Oh, this day herding competition has to start from ancient times."
"Come on, big brother, are you my own big brother? Let's not start from ancient times, and don't start from your father's generation, let's start from last year. Okay? I'll have evening self-study in a while! Zhou Yu hurriedly stopped him, if he didn't stop him, he was afraid that this grandson would talk about the first half of the year.
Hanako put the gold sand in her mouth and bit it, tried it and put it in her arms. Then he looked around vigilantly and pulled Zhou Yu to the base of the wall.
"Big brother, did you really escape?" This flower is a thief's eyebrows.
"Well, sort of. Maybe it's because I'm lucky. ”
"Oh, I said you were wearing a mask, because I was afraid of being recognized by the pursuers. Let me tell you, the Pastoral Hunting Contest will be held soon. ”
"What is this contest like?"
"There are dozens of walled cities in Soracia, large and small, and the city of Iclair is of medium size. Every year in the city of drunken flowers, there is a heavenly herding hunting competition, and each city sends its own city's hunting masters to participate. The person who finally wins the championship will be personally received by Princess Drunken Flower, and will be given fiefs and money and food, which is a good opportunity for countless heroes to soar into the sky! ”
"I think there's an old man in that play just now?"
"Oh, that's before acting. Didn't you let me talk about the previous generation! ”
"And what are the rules of this competition?"
"There is only one rule, whoever hunts the most ferocious, powerful, and rarest monster is the champion!"
"Oh, to hear you say that, you have to pass the audition and the preliminary round first, right?" Zhou Yu rubbed his chin, and there were bursts of thoughts in his heart.
"That's nature, there are thousands of eagles on the grassland. Every year, there are countless young men who want to take advantage of this opportunity to soar, and if you want me to say, big brother, don't join in this fun if you are an escaped slave, or run for your life honestly. ”
"Huh? Are you here? Nika startled the Governor by slapping him from behind.
"Oh, I saw an acquaintance. What's inside, fourth uncle and grandfather, I'll go to see you at home another day! Is my fourth uncle okay? He has a bad waist, you give him more supplements. Zhou Yu hurriedly squeezed his eyebrows and sent Hanako away.
"If you want to find out the news, you will find out the news, and what is the fourth uncle. Do you think I'm a three-year-old? Nika pouted, and came up to lift his ear again.
"Don't, don't, auntie, it's all out of the way." Zhou Yu hurriedly covered his face.
"I've heard it all in the back, what are you asking about this day's herding competition? Do you want to participate? Nika's eyes lit up.
"Well, I wanted to try. In case I accidentally take the lead, the drunken flower princess took a fancy to me and named me a crushing colt or something. Am I not just one man under ten thousand people? Heck, I've been waiting to win this lottery all my life! Zhou Yu remembered that it was called a beauty in his heart, and rubbed his hands together.
"Cut, as soon as I heard that someone was a princess, you saw your dead virtue, and it all flowed into your shoes. I can warn you, you are not familiar with the place, and you have an important mission in your body, so don't cause some trouble. Nika said earnestly.
"I see. Do you think I'm so ignorant? Bendu is to save the people from fire and water, touch the buttocks in the invisible world heroes, known as the big tiger on the road, the little white dragon in the river... ”
"Let you frequency!" There was a sharp pain in his feet, and Damn's promised foot was really a high imitation, and it didn't have any defensive function at all.
Starry night, the moon falls.
Out-of-town camp.
Zhou Yu touched Xerxes about the Tianmu Hunting Competition, and at first Lao Xue did not agree to participate. The reason is that the risk is too high, not to mention whether he can make it to the finals, according to his accent, appearance and style of acting, it is too easy to attract attention. It is likely that he will be targeted inadvertently, and when the time comes, let alone winning the Tianmu Hunting Competition, it will be a problem to escape.
But when asked if there was any better way, Lao Xue also shook his head. If you continue to break through like a headless fly, the soldiers in your hand will only become fewer and fewer. If you want to feed the city with war and surround the city with the countryside, you must first find the countryside, right? Soracia is no better than Kuzsia, the city is scattered, the beasts are ferocious, and the main thing is that the two of them have soldiers in their hands, and they think about it, but it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice!
originally wanted to hold the trump card in the red hand, disintegrate them religiously, and conquer them ideologically, but in fact it seems to be a dead end. Why? Because from the bottom up, the cycle is too long. Moreover, after entering Ilek City, I found that the Rain God Sect could not be shaken in a day or two, and there were more than a dozen Rain God Sects scattered throughout the huge city, and there were monks and believers everywhere. Even the Celestial Hunting Contest was set up to offer sacrifices to the rain god. If you want to build up a force, you first have to stand in that position. Most of the four elements spoken by the Chinese since ancient times do not occupy any of them.
The first is to do it yourself. They were a group of slave soldiers, who were brave, and the rest were poor and white. Not even a nest.
The second is that someone has to say that you can do it. At the moment, no.
The third is that he who says what you do will do it. Please refer to Article 2.
The fourth is physical attainment. As mentioned in the previous part, the medical insurance has been cut off for almost a year, and most of the governors feel that they have not only been urinating frequently and urgently, but even their eyesight has deteriorated a little. After going back, he plans to go to Panjiayuan to get a new pair of glasses.
On paper, you and I have been living for half a night. Lao Xue and the Metropolitan Governor also did not reach an agreement, and the final agreed result was to ride a donkey and read the record book - wait and see.
Early the next morning, the sleepy-eyed Governor was taken out of the bed by Nika, and he had just slept after a night's sleep.
"Let's go?"
"What are you going to do? Isn't it Sunday? Don't go to work. The Governor snatched the quilt and put it on his head.
"Let you sleep, let you sleep!" Nika tickled his flesh through the quilt.
"Oops, okay, okay! I'm up! Why are you going, in a hurry? ”
"Sign up? I inquired, and today is the last day of registration for the preliminaries of the Pastoral Hunting Competition. ”
"Huh? Is it? it! Zhou Yu heard this, and his butt ejected as if he was sitting on *. This can't be sloppy, when he was in college, he missed the sixth-level exam the next day because he played poker all night the day before, so that when a ministry came to recruit, the hardware conditions were not enough, and he missed a great opportunity.
The registration location was an open space in front of King Ilek, with no signs, no shopping guides, and no one came up to hand out flyers. Sitting lazily sat a few guards in leather armor, yawning profusely. If it weren't for the shining weapons in their hands, they really didn't know that this was an official event.
"A few big brothers, little brothers to sign up." The Metropolitan Governor smiled flatteringly and leaned over.
"Huh?" As soon as they looked up, they saw a silver mask.
"What's wrong with your face?" A yawning big brother asked.
"When I was a child, my mother hugged me and fell into the stove pit. Later, the village witch burned a mask and put it on from then on. Take it off for fear of scaring the big brothers! Zhou Yukou made up nonsense.
"Name?" The soldier did not lift his eyelids, but took out a scroll of something resembling a piece of paper, which looked like a silk book, and found an open space on it.
"Uh, the little one's name is Farkmie."
"Which clan?"
Which family? For this problem, Zhou Yu made a difficulty. I can't answer the Han people, can I, the Mongols? The Mongolians on the steppe are the most suitable, but there is certainly no one here! If I did, would they have strangled me on the spot? It's too embarrassing, fortunately he is wearing a mask, otherwise his current bitter gourd appearance can scare a few soldiers into fainting.
"Who's of it? Is this question so difficult to answer? The voice raised a few tones.
"Well, the small, the little ones are Lord Bruno's house slaves." Zhou Yu really had no choice but to report his origin.
"Oh, that's the Xilan clan." The old man gave him a blank look, and wrote on the silk book with charcoal black.
"Okay, let's go. Fifteen days later, the results are still here. The old man put the silk books in a ball and continued to close his eyes and recuperate. The Governor stood alone, stunned.
What's the matter with the results here? What about the rolls? Nima didn't have a roll, Lao Tzu answered a fart? If you let me practice dog sticking, you have to give me a stick first, right? Seeing that the few masters in front of him had no intention of taking care of themselves anymore, Zhou Yu could only retreat stupidly.
"How's it going, it's reported?" Nika was waiting for him around the corner.
"Well, it seems to be reported. But... ”
"But what?"
"But what is it more than? Didn't say anything? Zhou Yu spread his hands and was very puzzled.
"Oh, your head is just for the drunken flower princess, isn't it? I inquired yesterday, and after I signed up, I can go out of the city to hunt. Half a month later, they gathered here, and each warrior surrendered his prey. Whose prey is the most convincing is clear at a glance. Of course, this is only the preliminary round. I didn't have time to ask about the next steps. ”
"Okay, that's enough." Zhou Yu rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
"Then what kind of prey are you going to fight?" Nika was concerned about what moth he was going to come out of. After getting along with each other for a long time, he knows that the most in the heart of the Metropolitan Governor is an endless stream of ghost ideas.
Zhou Yu searched for the map in his memory, thinking of the corpse swamp chapter squid, and then thinking of the centaur. Pregnant!
"Let's go, get out of town!"
"What are you doing?" This time, it was Nika's turn to be picked up by him.
"Let's go bird hunting!"