Chapter 91: Qi Qi has an idea
Huo Yuqi's small brows were twisted together, and he was depressed, "It's too much for my mother to refuse my father." ”
Si Jingmo was pleased, worthy of being his own, and devoted himself to him.
"Daddy, don't worry, I'll help you." Huo Yuqi's little face was serious.
Si Jingmo: That's what I'm waiting for.
"It's just that my father is so good, why doesn't my mother like it?" Huo Yuqi couldn't figure it out, "I've always said good things for my father, and my mother doesn't hate my father, so why don't you like it?" ”
Si Jingmo looked at his son's serious and thoughtful appearance, a smile crossed his eyes, and he also said seriously, "I don't know this, I also think that your mother doesn't hate me, but she just doesn't like me, and I'm all hit." ”
"Daddy, don't be angry, with me, my mother must be yours." Huo Yuqi patted his chest and promised, "Let's work together, don't leave tonight, sleep with me and my mother." ”
Si Jingmo: ...... It's a little fast.
"Your mother won't agree."
"I just promise, I'm the man of our family, I can call the shots!"
Si Jingmo couldn't help but laugh, "Are you sure you can call the shots?" Aren't you afraid that your mother will beat you? ”
"I'm a little scared, but I can't be scared for Daddy's sake."
On Huo Yuqi's fleshy little face, the expression was serious and cautious, and there was even a sense of pride that he was about to go to the battlefield.
Si Jingmo was moved, his son was really good.
"Daddy, if my mother beats me, you remember to protect me."
Si Jingmo smiled and nodded, "Definitely!" ”
"Daddy, although my mother is fierce, she is easy to be soft-hearted, you can pretend to be pitiful, and she will be reluctant to refuse you."
"How do you pretend to be pitiful?"
Huo Yuqi tilted his little head and thought, suddenly pursed his small mouth, and looked at Si Jingmo aggrievedly with his big black eyes, "Like this." ”
Si Jingmo: ......
His son looks really pitiful, his little expression is so deceptive, this little guy seems to be very experienced.
"Daddy, you are like me, and then shook my mother's arm, and said pitifully, Yubai, I like you so much, I like you the most, don't refuse me, marry me, let's have a baby together."
Huo Yuqi's voice was milky, with a bit of softness when he was wronged.
Si Jingmo's mind flashed over the arm he was holding Huo Yubai, and said aggrievedly, Yubai, I like you so much, I like you the most, don't refuse me, marry me, let's have a baby together......
I couldn't help but feel a chill in my heart.
He felt that if he wanted to directly say that he wanted to have a baby with Huo Yubai, what greeted him was probably a slap in the face.
Sure enough, children's routines are not suitable for adults.
Qiqi is cute when he says it, and he has no taboo words.
When he said it, he was a hooligan, and he didn't draw it.
Huo Yuqi blinked his big dark eyes, with a small expression waiting to be praised, "Daddy, did I come up with a good idea?" ”
Si Jingmo really didn't want to hit his son, nodded, and shook his head again, "Qiqi, you are talking too directly, it's not good." ”
"Just be direct! If you don't directly say that you like your mother, your mother must not know. If you don't directly say that you want to have a baby with your mother, your mother must not know. So, be sure to say it directly. ”
Si Jingmo: ...... Speak out and wait to be beaten.
"Qiqi, I don't want to have a baby with your mother."
Huo Yuqi was disappointed, drooped his shoulders, pursed his mouth, and looked at Si Jingmo aggrievedly, "But I want younger brothers and sisters, and I want you to have a baby." ”
Si Jingmo: ......
Is this really wronged? Or is it pretended?
"Qiqi, giving birth to a baby, you have to ask your mother to agree, and your father can't give birth alone."
Huo Yuqi pouted, frowned, and tried to recall how the bride and groom gave birth to babies when he went to peek into other people's cave rooms.
"Daddy, kiss and cuddle and sleep together, and then let the mother scream, and there will be a baby. You have already hugged your mother, then you will kiss your mother, and then press your mother, pinch her, and let her scream. ”
Si Jingmo choked on saliva, couldn't help coughing, couldn't help laughing after coughing, realized the seriousness of the problem after laughing, and looked serious.
"Qiqi, how do you know that giving birth to a baby requires a man to press a woman?"
"Brother Niu's eldest brother marries a daughter-in-law, I saw it hiding under the bed."
"Don't peek in the future, and forget about the fact that you peeked into other people's caves." Si Jingmo said sternly, at a young age, I know too much, if I grow up and meet the little girl I like, I make a mistake ignorantly, and the problem will be serious.
Huo Yuqi looked at Si Jingmo's serious expression, and lowered his head in frustration, "Daddy doesn't like it, Qiqi can make up his mind again, don't be angry." ”
Si Jingmo's heart softened, he felt that he was too harsh, and eased his complexion, "Qiqi, Daddy is not angry, it's just that you are still young, and there are some things that you can't know or learn." The cave house is an adult's business, do you want to forget it? ”
Huo Yuqi shook his head, "I can't forget it." ”
Si Jingmo sighed helplessly, "If you don't mention it in the future, you will forget it." ”
"I didn't mention it before, and I can't remember it, but when I think of having my father and mother's biological baby, I suddenly remember."
“…… Forget it, I won't embarrass you. ”
"Daddy, when you and your mother have a baby, I must not peek."
Si Jingmo: ......
Full of helplessness.
"Qiqi, there is a process for everything, what about Daddy, you must first pursue your mother, let her like it, promise to marry Daddy, and then get married, before you can have a baby, otherwise you can't have a baby."
Huo Yuqi nodded as if he understood, "Then I still have to let my mother like my father first." ”
"That's right, I want your mother to like me first."
Huo Yuqi pouted, "Then daddy is coquettish, as soon as I am coquettish, my mother will hug me." ”
“…… Forget it, Daddy should figure it out for himself. ”
"Daddy, otherwise, you will pretend to fall, and then fall into your mother's arms, and you will kiss your mother."
Huo Yuqi covered his small mouth and snickered, kissed, hugged, and then he could have a baby soon.
Si Jingmo couldn't cry or laugh, raised his hand and rubbed Huo Yuqi's little head, "You must be very promising in the future." ”
"Is Daddy complimenting me? Looks like I came up with a good idea this time. ”
“……”
The father and son were talking, and they unknowingly arrived at the General's Mansion.
After getting out of the carriage, Huo Yuqi carried a small satchel and ran home in a hurry.
Si Jingmo followed.
As soon as he entered Huo Yubai's yard, Huo Yuqi began to shout loudly, "Mother, mother, Daddy likes you, Daddy wants to have a baby with you." ”
The crisp children's voice was heard by the girls in the whole courtyard.
Si Jingmo inadvertently blushed his ears, he has always been a reserved person, listening to his son's unreserved words, he only felt so embarrassed.