Anyway, on this day, the fat man took me to the master and poured it for the master

After a cup of tea, he said to me: "Boy, today you officially entered the master's door, I and the master have seen the performance in the past few days, and the master knows yesterday's performance, and today the master wants to tell you about some things in our master's door." ”

I nodded stupidly and said, "Master, senior brother, then I'll listen carefully, you can say it."

The master took a sip of tea, pondered for a while and said, "Little fatty, listen too, when the master is old, you will tell this kid in the future." ”

The fat man also replied: "Okay, master, you say it, I will keep it in my heart."

Then the master continued: "Boy, our master, unlike other mathematics doors, has a loud name, such as fortune tellers are all known about the big six and small six, as well as plum blossoms, and Qimen Dunjia, these are all to speculate on the heavenly machine, the building of the home Lu Ban, this Lu Ban Sutra, divided into two volumes, in fact, not like what you learned in the textbook, your textbook at most says the upper volume of the Lu Ban Sutra, there is no next volume, the upper volume is to say some information used in some buildings to make furniture, It can be said to be a reference book, but the next volume is very mysterious, it's a charm, you can go down to the town, you can move mountains and things, and you can also help people can also harm people, this is Luban Shu, and Qimen Dunjia, Qimen Dunjia is divided into Nianjia, Yuejia, Rijia and Legalist, usually you see those in the city What experts and scholars Qimen, there are not many basic real things, and the calculation is not very accurate, in fact, whether it is the Yuejia Nianjia, these techniques are not important, the important thing is the Legalist Qimen, why is it so important? Among them, in our China, there will be no more than five people who really know the magic of Qimen Dunjia, because this is a fixed number, over the years, I feel that the magic of Qimen Dunjia is not a thing in the world at all, so there are very few people who really know, and the people who will basically not be normal people, these people are either begging people, or they are not dressed decently, or they are crazy, they are definitely not the kind of people who are brightly dressed, Mr. who helps people look at feng shui, and who helps people count the blind faction who touches the bones. The Northeast helps people to investigate things in the Northeast, the Northeast out of the Ma Xian Ding Xiang, the South Pole Mover, the Southeast Taiwan Boy, as well as our local Maoshan, Tianyi, Zhengyi, Longhu Mountain and other Taoist sects in China, as well as the Miao Zhuang, witchcraft, Gu magic, head lowering and other small branches of the Southern China faction, of course, there is also traditional Chinese medicine, this Chinese medicine, and the current Chinese medicine is very different, the current Chinese medicine is not good, there is no real inheritance, the Chinese medicine I am talking about should be proficient in the five elements of yin and yang, decoction, acupuncture, Zhu Youke, etc., Like collecting a soul and receiving a shock, conditioning the soul, etc., traditional Chinese medicine is not good, you have to use witch doctors, that is, the yin and yang woman or god woman in the countryside, by the way, there is also a crape myrtle bucket number in the calculation of the number is also powerful, this door is mainly based on the Zhongzhou faction, this Zhongzhou faction will also involve some spells, our faction is not one of them, we are a collection of their things, forming a faction, in fact, it is not right to call it a sect, generally call us Mr. Yin and Yang. ”

At this time, the fat man poured a glass of water for the master, and then, the master took up and drank a few sips and said: "We are Mr. Yin and Yang, we know a lot, and we have more experience than them, through Yin and Yang, walk the five elements, go up to heaven and earth, and go down to Yin and Yang, it is not an exaggeration to say this, integrating mountains, medicine, life, phase, divination, and witchcraft, so, in this society, there are basically fewer real Mr. Yin and Yang, and there are fewer people who will know, generally only one apprentice, and generally a city is a real Mr., what about you, I elected you, The fat man next to you is not my apprentice, he just came to help me, so I will rely on you in the future. ”

I listened to the master say this for a long time, and it sounded a bit like in a novel, and I felt that this society was really amazing, if it wasn't from the master's mouth, I really thought it was nothing to drink tea and brag.

"Okay, boy, you kowtow to me three times, let's be considered a master-apprentice relationship, the fat man will cook a few dishes in a while, and our master will drink one, by the way, you are still young, you can't drink bar?" The master said.

"No, but I want to try it and I feel happy today," I said.

After saying that, I also walked in front of the master, knelt down, and then there were three real rings, and just like that, I entered Mr. Yin and Yang's master.

I helped the fat man to get started, and after a while, a few side dishes came out, and it was very hearty at a glance, and the master took out a very old jar, which looked a bit like my pickle jar when I was a child, but the seal on it was very thick.

The fat man next to me saw the master come out with a jar, stood up happily, trotted to the master and said, "I said old man, let me take this valuable thing." After speaking, the fat man took the jar from the master's hand, with an excited face, looking left and right, anyway, I feel that there is gold in this jar, otherwise, how can this fat man be so happy.

The fat man proudly walked up to me and said to me: "Boy, you have a long face today, I have been with the old man for so long, I have never seen him take this kind of wine out, and the old man only has this jar, do you know how this wine came from?" ”

As soon as I heard that it was wine, I felt a little lost in my heart and said, "I thought it was gold?" ”

The fat man turned to me and said, "Gold, what do you want, this is more expensive than gold, do you know what kind of wine this is?" ”。

I said, "Isn't it just liquor, at most it's a burning knife that has been left for a few years." As soon as I finished speaking, the fat man looked at me with contempt and said, "You kid really don't know the goods, this is more than sixty years of grave wine."

I subconsciously asked again: "What wine, Fenjiu, the Fenjiu mentioned in the TV commercial?" ”。

The fat man put down the jar, pressed me to the bench, and said, "It's the wine from the grave, the wine from the grave, you know, it's not the wine you said." ”

I understood this time, yes, it's the grave wine, it's the wine in the grave bag, I thought in my heart, what wine is not good, I have to drink the wine of the dead, thinking about the coffin in the grave bag, and then thinking about the coffin next to a jar of wine, it's disgusting to think about it, as for being poor like this, the wine that has been in the grave for decades, alas, there is no appetite at all.

After a while, the master came over, sat down, and instructed the fat man not to open the altar to drink, the fat man carefully removed the dust on the altar mouth, peeled off the sealed paper layer by layer, and I asked the fat man: "Fat man, what is it that looks a little drunk on this mouthful, so disgusting?" ”

The fat man said while uncovering: "This is the wax used for sealing, the ancients did not have the current hexagram technology and equipment, so they could only use wax, melt the wax, pour it at the mouth of the altar, isolate the air, hum, you kid talks a lot, I don't want to drink when I hear what you mean, I don't want to drink to me, you kid doesn't know the fairy baby." ”

When the fat man opened the wax paper on the altar, he saw a big wooden stopper, and then the fat man pulled it with his hand, and the stopper was taken down.

At first, there was no taste, less than a minute, the aroma of the wine came out, the house is full of this strong wine aroma, a little sweet aroma, the wine is no longer the taste of the wine that just came out of the winery, not pungent at all, it feels like the kind of soft with the rich aroma of fermented grains, I smelled for a while, I felt a little dizzy in my head, I said to the fat man: "Fat man, this wine is poisonous, why do I get dizzy."

When the fat man heard this, he slapped me on the head: "Can you speak, do you have knowledge, this is the smell of old wine, what is poisonous, it is just the elixir and jade liquid left after the fermentation of some vintages of wine stored underground."

Then, the fat man's mouth let out: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, good thing, you kid is lucky, if the master is reluctant to take it out and drink it in normal times." ”