Early the next morning, Zhao Wu drove towards the vegetable market. He had never bought vegetables, so he pretended to 'patrol' the market, picking this and looking at that.

"Boss, do you have crucian carp?"

Zhao Wu came to a stall selling fish and stood still. Bending down to look at the fish in the basin that are eager to jump out, but in the crowded environment, it seems that it is impossible to turn over, let alone escape.

"Yes, 12 pounds, how many do you want?"

The busy boss, squatting on the ground and scraping fish scales, didn't even raise his head when he spoke.

"Pick two slightly larger ones for me."

"Where is the crucian carp big, the largest one is more than a pound."

"Okay, please help me pick two, handle them cleanly."

"Don't worry, are these two okay?"

As soon as he heard that Zhao Wu was indeed a buyer, the boss stopped what he was doing and pointed to the two crucian carp in the basin and asked.

"Okay, that's all."

After getting Zhao Wu's consent, I saw the boss put the rubber gloves on the edge of the fish basin on his hands, and then stretched out his hands to the basin, and the two crucian carp were obediently carried up. It is said that it is too late and that it is fast, and the technique is skillful and accurate, and it seems that he usually catches fish like this.

"Two catties and eight taels, give 33." The boss threw the fish on the ground and put it on the scale.

The two crucian carp were alive a few minutes ago, but a few minutes later they were turned into a pouch for a meal. After Zhao Wu paid the money, he went to a souvenir shop, picked a slightly larger casserole, and then bought a whole basket of eggs. Just as Zhao Wu was about to load the purchased items into the car, the mobile phone rang with a pleasant ringtone. Don't look at it, it was Ling Wei who called, because Zhao Wu set an exclusive ringtone for her.

"Hey, what's wrong?" As soon as Zhao Wugang picked up the phone, he asked nervously.

"No, why are you so nervous? It can't be that you've done something sorry for me, right? ”

Ling Wei on the other end of the phone was very calm.

"Whew, it's okay. I'm scared to answer your phone now, for fear that you will pass on some bad news to me. ”

Zhao Wuchang breathed a sigh of relief, and his nervous heart calmed down.

"What can I do, bad news. Where are you? Got up no. ”

"I've been wandering around the vegetable market for a long time, am I sleepwalking if I don't get up?"

"Yo, so diligent. Okay, I'll give you another job. ”

"Well, I've been reduced to your coolies."

"Be content, have exploited me for so long, and let me taste what it is like to call you."

"Okay, let's talk about it, I can't take care of introducing your sister to someone."

"I didn't expect you to take care of it. But this matter really has something to do with my sister. ”

"Tell me something first. Look at it outside of my power. ”

"Don't you know where my sister's apartment is? You've sent me a few times, do you have an impression? ”

"Well, yes, and then what?"

"What a hard dear, go over and get something?"

"That's it?"

"Well, that's it."

"Okay, no problem. What should I do, so mysterious? I don't have the keys to your sister's house. ”

"She doesn't need a key, a combination lock. I'll send you the address later, and I'll call you when you get there, and I'll tell you the password. ”

"Okay, then you wait, I'll go now."

After hanging up the phone, Zhao Wu shook his head, loaded the purchased items into the car one by one, and drove towards the address sent by Ling Wei.

"23..07, to 2307, I've arrived. What is the password? ”

After a while, Zhao Wu came to the door of the apartment that Ling Min was renting.

"Uh-huh, pound, 680721 meter. Well, it's on. Take them all..."

The moment Zhao Wu pushed open the door, he saw Ling Min holding a kitchen knife in his hand, moving towards the door little by little. Zhao Wu was excited, staring at Ling Min with wide eyes, stretching out his palm to make a 'don't' movement, and then began to slowly step back, saying from time to time.

"Sister, don't be impulsive, let's talk about it if you have something."

Hearing Zhao Wu's words, Ling Wei on the other end of the phone asked anxiously.

"What's wrong, what's wrong? What's wrong? Hey, hey, Zhao Wu..."

And Ling Min, after carefully looking at it and confirming that it was Zhao Wu, put down the kitchen knife, and then waved his hand at him. Zhao Wu stood in place and was stunned for a moment, and then slowly came back to his senses. Then he gently patted his chest twice and said into the phone.

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, it's a little misunderstanding, I'll tell you later."

This scene can be said to have come too suddenly, and Zhao Wu didn't expect to meet Ling Min on such an occasion, and it was 'drawing a knife to meet'. Zhao Wu calmed down and put away the phone he hung up.

"Bang bang bang."

Zhao Wu walked to the door again, but this time he knocked politely.

"You know my password, and you still need to knock on the door?" Ling Min in the room said angrily.

"It's really not intentional, it's your sister Ling Wei who told me the password, didn't you see it? I haven't hung up the phone yet. ”

Zhao Wu hurriedly explained.

"Alright, Sensei explains, what are you doing here?"

"Sister, don't say that, I'm above board, and Ling Wei asked me to come over and help you get something. She didn't say anything, I didn't know you were there, so I opened the door according to the code Ling Wei said. This is really a misunderstanding. ”

"This dead girl, what if it's a robber, go back and settle accounts with her."

"No, no, your defensive ability, I don't think the robbers dare to get close."

"Okay, since it's a misunderstanding, it's good to say it. I'm not the kind of person who cares. But I can tell you, you are trespassing on a private house, and if I really call the police, you will go to jail. ”

"Yo, it's not that serious. I'm at best entrusted with it. ”

"Even if you are entrusted by someone, you will not knock on the door."

"Yes, yes, it's really my negligence, I'm really sorry."

Zhao Wu was a dumb loss this time, and at this time, he was facing Ling Wei's sister, so he could only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

"Okay, I don't care about you anymore because of your sincerity in your repentance. Give you a chance to atone for your sins. Help me carry these two packs of stuff. ”

"Your inquiring tone, do you really treat me like a bandit? Then I have to explain to you well, don't look back and this word will reach your sister's ears, then I really can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River. ”

"Look at you, how can you be so serious. I said I don't care about you, and what I just said was to help me take things down, hear clearly, yes. Do you help or not. ”

"Help, help, must help."

"Really. Did you drive? ”

"It's open, what else do you command?"

"No, wait for me down there."

"Huh? Oh, okay. ”

Zhao Wu was stunned for a moment, then put the two packed woven bags on his back and walked out. As soon as Zhao Wugang went out, Ling Min couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed out loud. Then, he took out the phone and dialed Ling Wei.

"Eh, sister, what's the situation with you?" Ling Wei picked up the phone and asked anxiously.

"Hahaha, ah.. Hahahaha. You don't know, I scared Zhao Wu just now, hahaha..."

Ling Min smiled to herself, showing a smug look, recalling the scene just now, she didn't say a word, Ling Wei on the other end of the phone was confused, except for her laughter, she didn't hear a reason.

"What the hell is going on, what are you happy about? Take your time. ”

"Wait, wait, let me, hahaha.. Take your breath. ”

"Oh, I said sister, what's the situation, you're going to kill me in a hurry."

"Okay, okay, listen to me......"

Ling Min forcibly held back the laughter that was about to burst out of his mouth, and recounted the incident to Ling Wei....