"Plaintiff, all the ghost criminals have been brought to ......," the ghost chanted, "Please send the messenger down." （）”

Ding Ermiao waved his hand and motioned for the ghost to step aside.

was about to ask these bitter masters to report their names, but Ding Ermiao caught a glimpse of that behind this group of plaintiffs and bitter masters, there was still a guy who did not kneel.

If you look closely, this guy is too short, so behind the plaintiffs who are kneeling, he is about the same height as others, Ding Ermiao didn't notice it for a while, and thought that he also knelt down.

With a snap, Ding Ermiao slapped Zhenshanhe and shouted, "The dwarf in the back, what's your surname?" Come forward for me! ”

"Coming, coming......"

The dwarf agreed, but it was a broken voice, hoarse and unpleasant.

Then, I saw him crutching Luo Quan's 'legs', walked forward in a swaying manner, hugged his hands together, made a wave, and said, "Villain Wu Dalang, I have seen the big man." Ask the eldest master to make the decision for me, the villain Wu Dalang is the elder brother of the second master Wu......"

That's it, the legendary ...... Three-inch Dinggu bark?

Ding Ermiao looked at the short man's face intently, and sure enough, this guy looked like a vicissitude. A face is indistinguishable from elm bark, gray in color, full of cracked wrinkles.

It's just the vicissitudes of life, this Wu Dalang is very ugly.

With a big head and a big face, the facial features are very cramped together, the upper 'lips' are turned up, the lower 'lips' are turned down, and the upper and lower 'incisors' and teeth are 'exposed' together. (Read the novel to go to the fastest update)

I, the sun, this honor, how can I be embarrassed to see people?

Ding Ermiao's forehead was sweating, and he thought to himself, no wonder Pan Jinlian is not happy with you, this respectful face, I want to say that I love you, it's not easy for people!

"Ask the eldest master to make the decision for me, the villain Wu Dalang is the elder brother of the second master Wu......"

Offstage, Wu Dalang was still talking, gushing endlessly, foaming and talking, but when it came to it, there were only these two lines.

"Don't make a noise!" Ding Ermiao shook the mountains and rivers and glared at Wu Dalang.

Wu Dalang quieted down at this time, squeezed Wang Bayan, and looked at Ding Ermiao stupidly.

"Wuda, you call you brother...... Wu Song, also called Wu Erye? Ding Ermiao asked tentatively.

"Yes, everyone calls him Second Master Wu, and I will also call Second Master Wu." Wu Dalang said.

Ding Ermiao shook his head speechlessly, it seems that this Wu Dalang is not only short and ugly, but also a little stupid. How can anyone call his brother his master? Unheard.

Even the people of the Song Dynasty paid the most attention to etiquette, and there was no such title between brothers.

"Wuda, you stand aside first, and when your second master Wu comes, I will naturally have a fate." Ding Ermiao waved his hand and motioned for Wu Dalang to step back.

For Wu Dalang, Ding Ermiao was a little disgusted, but he also felt a little pitiful. For Wu Song's sake, Ding Ermiao didn't kill him, but just told him to retreat.

Wu Dalang made another move, then stepped aside, looking around.

Ding Ermiao patted the mountain and river, and said: "The soul of the bitter lord in the hall, from front to back, from east to west, report their names one by one!" ”

In the front row, an old lady at the easternmost head, after kowtowing, raised her face and shouted, "Old body princess, knock to see your lord." The old man died unjustly, ah......! ”

"Shut up, you are the princess who fulfilled the good things of the Western 'Gate' Qing and Pan Jinlian? Seeking money and killing people, currying favor with Ximen' Qing, instigating Pan Jinlian to cheat, do you dare to shout wronged? Ding Ermiao was furious and shouted:

"Left and right, first give me a hundred palms of this old pig and dog, and then lock the iron chain through the bone to the side!"

The ghost pawns stepped forward with a shout, grabbed her hair and dragged the princess down. Then, the sound of clapping lips and the screams of the princess came from afar.

"Well played, well fought......" Wu Dalang laughed and applauded.

"Wuda, above the court, Hugh is presumptuous." Ding Ermiao couldn't cry or laugh and said.

Wu Dalang shook his face and said, "I know, I know." ”

Just now, beside Wang Po, a white-faced man, about thirty years old, kowtowed and said, "Villain......"

"Xi'men celebrates, right?" Ding Ermiao smiled and asked.

Xi'men Qing was frightened, kowtowed again, and said, "The villain is exactly." ”

"Okay, good, good, left and right, pull me out first, grind it carefully in the grinder plate, and then talk about it." Ding Ermiao said.

Filial piety comes first, and all evil 'lewdness' is the head.

How can this notorious 'lewd' thief be let go since it has fallen into his own hands?

So Ding Ermiao planned to give him a dismount first.

"Adults are gracious, adults are gracious...... Xi'men Qing was so frightened that his voice changed, and he kowtowed again and again.

"It's a day and a night, and it's too late." Cui Yu said: "Why don't you ...... and wait until the verdict is handed down before imposing the punishment?" ”

"Uh......, is that so?" Ding Ermiao thought for a while and said, "Then, then...... Drag him out and cut off the weird thing between his legs for me piece by piece, and let him count the rings himself. ”

"Yes!"

Two ghost pawns walked up with a grin, and one of them grabbed one of Ximen' Qing's arms and dragged them out without saying a word.

When the West Gate Qing was dragged away, Ding Ermiao turned his head slightly and asked Cui Yu: "Why is the West Gate Qing dog thing still not distributed?" ”

"I don't know that this person has been assigned three times. This time tonight is the fourth reincarnation verdict after his death. Cui Yu bowed and replied.

"Oh oh...... Ding Ermiao groaned for a while, and then asked: "I don't know how the first three times were judged against the Xi'men celebration?" ”

Learn a little bit, and when the verdict is made, you can have a reference.

Cui Yu flipped through the file and said, "The first life is the body of a eunuch, the second life is a dog, and the third life is a maggot in a dung pit." ”

Ding Ermiao nodded, indicating that he understood, and then looked at the remaining 'female' person in the row in front of him, and shouted: "The next ghost criminal, what is the surname?" Raise your head and talk back! ”

In fact, Ding Ermiao doesn't need to ask to know that this 'female' person must be Pan Jinlian.

The 'female' man was not panicked, nodded slightly, then raised her head, and calmly replied: "Pan Jinlian, a slave, has seen the eldest master." ”

Sure enough, it was Pan Jinlian, a 'female' person who had been nailed to the pillar of shame for thousands of years.

Her voice was very good, which made Ding Ermiao's heart tremble slightly.

Look at the appearance of this eternal 'lewd' woman, I see that the face is like a lotus calyx, the 'lips' are like cherries, the two curved eyebrows are painted with distant mountains and green, and a pair of bright eyes are moist in autumn.

"Pan Jinlian, as the plaintiff, you don't know who you want to sue?" Ding Ermiao asked knowingly.

Sure enough, Pan Jinlian groaned a little and said, "Wu Song, the slave family sued is the world-famous hero, Wu Song!" ”