Chapter 3 Confession

There is a way that birds and beasts are wise and inferior, good and evil in nature, and longevity. Different is called strange, longevity is called fine, art is called demon, and Tao is called immortal. All living beings in the animal path have their own talents, but they are confined to small successes and difficult to understand the avenue. It is said that it is not easy for animals to cultivate immortals, not only to follow the right path, but also to endure all kinds of calamities.

Not to mention the powerful thunder tribulation, the heavenly calamity, just say that the hurdles, it is not easy to wade through, only through the hurdles, the road will be improved, there will be the hope of becoming immortals, and animal cultivation of immortals is graded, fairies, demons, spirits, monsters.

First it's weird, it's becoming a spirit, then it's a demon, and then it's an immortal, but this immortal is just an honorific title, not a real immortal, but a grass immortal, a great immortal in the mouth of the people, so to speak, Huang Erye in the Huangxian Temple is not a grass fairy, but can only be regarded as a demon.

Huang Sangu is a fine, she has become a fine, and she can transform into a human form at will, Huang Laoqi can only be regarded as a monster, as for those little weasels who are scurrying around, they can't even be considered monsters, and the so-called big hurdle is a real hurdle, the key point from weird to fine, only after passing this hurdle, can you transform into a human form and become a spirit.

Huang Sangu heard Huang Erye talk about Dakan, walked a few steps forward, and said: "There are eight Huangmen disciples who worship the moon outside the door, all of them are on the hurdle, Second Master, what do you mean by this?" ”

Huang Erye's face was very strange, and he pointed at the top of Wang Xiaobai's head with a cigarette bag and pot: "This kid has a little three flowers on the top of his head." ”

Three flowers gather at the top, five qi dynasty yuan, "flower" and "hua" are connected, "hua" is the original word of "flower", so "three flowers" is "three hua", indicating the glory of the human body's spirit and spirit. The so-called "gathering top" is to mix the spirit and spirit and gather in the hallway. Many people can't reach this level after cultivating for a lifetime, but Wang Xiaobai was born with a small Sanhua, although it is not as magical as the cultivation of the Sanhua Gathering, but he was born with a small Sanhua, which is also quite magical, so there are three spins on the top of his head.

Huang Sangu looked at the top of Wang Xiaobai's head and said, "It's really a little Sanhua, I can't tell that he is still a spirit boy." ”

"It's a pity, it's a pity, this kid is already fifteen or sixteen years old, if he starts cultivating at the age of five or six, he is a good seedling of enlightenment, but with a small three flowers on his head, it is not easy, the aura is more than the average person, let this kid help our Huangmen disciples pass the big hurdle......"

Wang Xiaobai wanted to stand up for a long time, and after kowtowing, he quickly stood up, but he didn't expect Huang Erye to suddenly turn his face, the cigarette bag and pot pressed on his shoulder, his whole body sank, he felt like carrying a mountain, and he couldn't stand up at all.

There are three spins on his head, and the head shape is not easy to take care of, so he can only straighten his head, but he didn't expect to have such a saying, Wang Xiaobai has not read much fantasy and Xianxia novels, and a thought popped up in his mind, am I a genius in cultivating immortals? Belong to the category where the spiritual root is particularly strong? Or does Second Master Huang take a fancy to himself and want to accept him as an apprentice?

Wang Xiaobai was thinking about it, Huang Erye dragged him up, squinted his eyes, and said to him with a smile on his face: "Boy, we have a fate, I have something to ask you, when my disciples enter the room, I will ask you, do you think I look like a person?" You answer, I think you are like a man! As long as you answer like this, when they finish asking and you finish answering, I will let Huang Sangu take you home, and your benefits will be indispensable in the future, do you think it will work? ”

Hearing Second Master Huang's words, Wang Xiaobai put away his nonsense and nodded hurriedly, he didn't want to stay in the goblin nest, let alone say a few words, what could he do? But he was still a little worried and asked: "Second master, just now you said that I would let me go if I kowtowed, this time you have to talk." ”

Wang Xiaobai was afraid that he would agree to Huang Erye, and Huang Erye would be a moth again, but who knew that Huang Erye was stunned, staring at Wang Xiaobai, a trace of light flashed in his little eyes, and said to him: "You kowtow to me, our grievances will be cleared, I will ask for a seal for the disciples of the Yellow Gate, but I owe you, in this way, you give me the mouth seal of the disciples of the Yellow Gate first, and when it's over, my old man will kowtow to you three times, and go back!" ”

Wang Xiaobai was startled, but he accidentally damaged the shrine and destroyed a roast chicken, so he was tied up in the temple by the goblins. He was not Tang Seng, and he didn't have a monkey to save him, so he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No need, no need, Second Master Huang, let's start with what you said, I still have to go back to school, or our teacher should look for me......"

Second Master Huang snorted, pressed Wang Xiaobai on the Taishi's chair, and said to Huang Sangu: "Go and instruct the cubs outside, let them come in one by one to beg for seals!" ”

Huang Sangu nodded and walked out of the temple gate, Wang Xiaobai sat on the Taishi chair and felt that this was called a dream, he was kneeling on the ground and kowtowing just now, and now he is sitting on the Taishi chair? wanted to stand up, but was held back by Huang Erye, he could only be at the mercy of others, his brain was very messy, I didn't know what Huang Erye said about begging for a mouth, and I didn't know what to do with answering a few words by myself? Could it be that he has a special function, and he can use it when he speaks?

What Wang Xiaobai doesn't know is that people are the chief of naked insects, born to be called spirits, and some animals will find people to beg for seals on the ridge, and follow people at night to ask, do you think I look like a person? If you talk nonsense, or scold it, you will have no hope of changing into an adult in this life, and if you lose all your ways, you will have three disasters and nine difficulties, and if you have a small amount of energy, you can't withstand the blow, and you can even be angry to death.

Wang Xiaobai has a small three flowers on his head, and the spirit is added to the spirit, which is more effective than what ordinary people say, for Huang Erye's family, he can get Wang Xiaobai's mouth seal, which is much stronger than ordinary people, which is why Huang Erye saw three spins on his head and left him behind.

Wang Xiaobai sat nervously, and after a while, Huang Sangu brought in a string of weasels from outside the temple, a total of eight, it was the eight weasels that I saw outside just now, Huang Laoqi also squeezed in, squeezed into the fourth position, and the horizontal eyebrows were cold, Huang Sangu frowned, and did not say much.

All weasels have a skull on their heads, Huang Laoqi is no exception, I don't know why he suddenly got a skull on top, lined up in a row quite regularly, Huang Erye coughed, the first weasel came over, stopped three steps away from Wang Xiaobai, and spoke, but his voice was very lame, like the words of a three- or four-year-old child: "Do you think I look like a person?" ”

Wang Xiaobai replied according to Huang Erye's teaching: "I think you look like a person!" ”

The weasel was elated, stood upright, picked up the two front paws and bowed to Wang Xiaobai, hid to the side, then the second, the third, without exception, asked the same sentence, Wang Xiaobai also replied with the same sentence, the first three were fine, the progress was very smooth, and when it came to Huang Laoqi, something went wrong.

Huang Laoqi didn't know the skull he was looking for there temporarily, it was quite fresh, and there were still shredded meat on it that had not rotted and clean, so he jumped to a distance of three steps from Wang Xiaobai, and asked in a sharp voice: "Wang Xiaobai, are you ...... You see if I look like one, it's a ...... God. ”

The first three questions were all like people, and when it came to Huang Laoqi, what they asked was whether they looked like a god, plus it stumbled, Wang Xiaobai fell, looking at Huang Laoqi with a skull on his head and being terrifying, and just about to answer that you are like a god, Huang Erye scolded angrily: "Huang Laoqi, do you want to break the rules?" ”

Huang Laoqi jumped, his eyes flashing with a faint green light, staring at Wang Xiaobai's eyes, and shouted, "This kid owes ...... If he owes me, he will answer me like a ...... Like a god, I'll get ...... Kill him! ”

Huang Laoqi's face was hideous, and it tied Wang Xiaobai again, he was excited, jumping wildly, and the skeleton on his head was shaking miserably white, Wang Xiaobai was startled, his consciousness was a little confused, and he subconsciously replied: "I think you look like a ......"

Before the word god could be spoken, an angry shout came from outside the door: "Shut up!" ”

A black thing, with a roar, slammed down towards Huang Laoqi, Huang Laoqi screamed, and he didn't rush to dodge at all, Huang Erye's face was on the side, the cigarette bag and pot stretched forward, and picked the thing, but it was just a trembling pick, and the thing slammed to the ground, making a loud bang, and the smoke and dust in the small temple were splashing.

The change was a little inexplicable, Wang Xiaobai and all the wild immortals couldn't help but look at the things that fell on the ground, and saw that it was an old popcorn machine, dark and smoking, and snorting...... The sound, followed by the bang! With a sound, the popcorn boiled, and the popcorn of the white flowers was scattered everywhere, and there was a smell of aroma, the movement was too big, and all the wild immortals were a little panicked, Huang Erye frowned, spit out a cigarette towards the door, and asked, "Who is it?" ”

The cigarette that Huang Er Ye spit out formed the shape of a knife, which was extremely fast, but when he arrived at the door, he was slammed, and then he was shot away, and an old man appeared at the door, this old man was in his fifties, with a gray beard, wearing glasses, wearing an army green old military uniform, wearing an old style hat, and wearing sleeves on his arms, and his waist was a little bent and walked in.

When Wang Xiaobai saw the person coming, his eyes widened, and he couldn't help but shout: "Uncle Wang! ”

Wang Xiaobai really knows this old man, it is the old Uncle Wang who pops popcorn at the gate of their school, speaking of this old Uncle Wang, Wang Xiaobai has a good relationship with him, because every time Wang Xiaobai buys popcorn, Uncle Wang will give him a lot more, and always smiles and says that he has a fate with him, and he can give Wang Xiaobai five yuan for two yuan of popcorn.

Wang Xiaobai's classmates buy popcorn, let Wang Xiaobai buy it, Uncle Wang doesn't care, every time he gives more, speaking of which they are really fateful, Uncle Wang suddenly appeared in the second semester of Wang Xiaobai's junior high school, and popcorn collapsed at the gate of the junior high school, and after Wang Xiaobai was admitted to high school, he appeared at the door of the county high school.

For more than three months, Wang Xiaobai was quite familiar with Uncle Wang, but who would have thought that Uncle Wang was still a master, at the critical moment, he came to save him with a popcorn machine, Wang Xiaobai's tears were about to fall, and he didn't dare to move, but Uncle Wang pushed his glasses and smiled at him: "Don't be afraid, Uncle Wang, I saved you!" ”

Breaking into the Huangxian Temple at night, and being so arrogant, Huang Er Ye couldn't help but be angry, and asked, "Who are you?" ”

Uncle Wang walked forward step by step, took out a certificate from his arms, and said to Huang Erye very seriously: "I am a Taoist, really, I have a Taoist certificate......