Chapter 051: Drifting at Sea
Unknown seas, floating on the wreckage of an airplane.
The two of them sat listlessly, drifting with the waves, and they didn't know when it would end...... The small screw lay on the metal plate, and used his hands to pluck the sea water to make the wreckage spin in place, and he was very happy.
Bai Mu was annoyed: "If you slap Lao Tzu again, I will teach you to go to heaven!" ”
The little screw didn't dare to play around, and sat back honestly, but he couldn't control the mouth: "If it weren't for the oil I drank just now, it wouldn't be enough for us to find this ship!" ”
"Shut up! This is not a ship! Bai Mu didn't want to fight with it, "I said that from today onwards, your food supply will be reduced to the standard of only one meal of honeycomb coal per day. ”
"You're abusive! My minor is protected by law! "I don't know where the little screw learned this, it even clicked Chinese, saying that it learned from him."
"Aliens are not protected." Bai Mu cruelly deprived it of its rights, and the little screw pursed his mouth, turned his back and sat down, continuing to think in his mind.
Speaking of the screwhammer, also known as Safras, it is capable of flying, but only if the user's energy is sufficient - the little screw initially flew with the two of them for a while, but before he was happy, he was gone.
It explains that it took too much to fly from Japan, and now it needs to rest and more gasoline or explosives of the same level, as well as volcanic magma.
But now in all directions, except for water, it is still water...... Bai Mu doesn't have the nearest coordinates if he wants to open the portal, and if he wants to open a long-distance teleportation, he needs strong mental power, and he is currently languishing.
So I can only wait, bored and waiting.
The spirit butterfly, who had not made much noise, suddenly struck a lightning knife - the extremely sharp Muramasa stabbed a fish swimming at the bottom of the sea, pulled it up, and was bitterly happy: "We have sashimi to eat!" ”
"I want to eat grilled." Bai Mu took a large piece of meat and touched the small screw that was sitting in a daze with his back to them, "Trouble your head is on fire." ”
As the fire boss, it can control the flame at will, don't look at the current shiny like a red-hot piece of iron, in fact, it feels warm to the touch, this is the temperature it deliberately controls.
The little screw supported his chin with one hand, rubbed his head with the other, and the flames ignited with a bang, and Bai Mu finally found a little use for this guy.
Eating grilled fish without seasoning, waiting for the search and rescue team or the mental strength to recover enough for him to open a portal for tens of thousands of kilometers. Time flies very slowly, so I can only talk nonsense to pass the time.
"The next city I swear to encounter, I will first find a soft bed and sleep well for more than ten hours, and then beer, barbecue, and party will cycle life, and I will not stop if I don't play until I vomit."
Lingdie analysis: "The closest to us may be Hawaii. ”
Bai Mu's eyes lit up: "Hawaii is good!" With warm weather, countless bikini girls and music parties, you know what my biggest dream is? ”
Lingdie guessed: "Play with a beautiful girl to death?" ”
"That's why I think you're pleasing to the eye." Bai Mu leaned on her shoulder and grinned, "I have a dream, to change a group of women a day, and not to repeat them around the clock!" I also have a dream until the kidney dies on the woman's belly, and then you will see my face, which is this curvacated smile. ”
Saying that, Bai Mu also pulled his face with his hand, and made the most smug smile he thought, which made the little screw look back, and it couldn't help but interject: "I still think that it is the coolest to set fire everywhere on the earth and change the method every day!" ”
"Go, go, what does the little hairy boy know!" Bai Mu didn't want to talk to non-humans.
Lingdie smiled: "But you usually have the opportunity to live this kind of life, but you didn't do it?" ”
Bai Mu sighed: "That's why it's a dream, you have to have time and conditions." When I get tired of living one day, I must choose this way of death, and I will be the king of ghosts when I die and go to hell! ”
Lingdie was a little envious: "It's good to have dreams, I don't even know what I want." ”
"Impossible." Bai Mu looked up at her, "If people want to live, they will have needs, whether it is to eat an extra piece of cake today, or to be lazy and not get up, these are all things." ”
"Then I'......," Lingdie thought, "and I want to get a good night's sleep all the way down, and then find a man to expend my energy, and finally erase what he remembers." ”
"Isn't that what you see?" Bai Mu smiled, "Just now I thought you were going to kill the other party after squeezing it dry." ”
"I'm not a spider, I want freedom from men." She smiled and shook her head, "But dying for your dreams without scruples is the most enviable, and some people can't be so open-minded." ”
"That's why I'm the bewitching slut who is destined not to be ordinary." Bai Mu proclaimed himself.
"Then I am the spokesperson of destruction and purification, the death totem of human bugs!" The little bunny is in the second again.
"I'm ......" Spirit Butterfly is not enough to let go.
"Hey! We all said, don't hide it, it's not fair. Bai Mu and Little Screw protested.
"I am the queen who defends her choice and does what she wants!" She shouted.
Bai Mu concluded: "And then today are the three middle two diseases waiting to die, and they are depicting their unrealistic dreams for a long time. The old age is bleak. ”
Because of boredom, there was no taboo on the topic, and time passed little by little, and when it was almost evening, the tired three were ready to take turns keeping vigil and continue to support it.
The plane crash carrying the director of the bureau directly alarmed Washington, and the president immediately ordered troops from Hawaii and the Pacific to be dispatched, and then used satellites around the world to launch a massive search and rescue campaign.
The results of the search and rescue at all costs were very remarkable, and less than a day after the crash, the anti-submarine aircraft found the three who were bored to the point of mold, and they were discussing at that time: Is the taste of nuclear fuel rods sandwich cake or tuna?
And the little screw was in charge of listening to their descriptions, drooling, and begging for a taste of the fuel rods.
But he was finally saved.
The U.S. destroyer quickly arrived at the scene, and the two men wrapped in blankets drank a satisfying hot coffee on board, and even the small screws, which were previously said to be able to eat only honeycomb coal, were allowed to disassemble two missiles for a good meal.
Although there was no comfortable big bed and a hot girl who jumped off his bedside that night, Bai Mu rarely had a good sleep without any worries, and when he woke up the next day, the warship had docked at a NATO observation station.
The short-haul plane was ready, and they packed the small screws into their suitcases and got on the plane, just enough fuel to fly to Hawaii. Bai Mu really wasn't in the mood to continue running, who knew what bad luck would happen at the next stop?
Before continuing to engage in things, they have to enjoy! Chartered a villa-style resort hotel, rolled around the big bed several times, and then picked up the bedside phone to call the housekeeper.
"I want another convertible and clothes ......for the party," Bai Mu asked, not forgetting his companion, "also for the lady who was with me, but don't disturb her rest now." ”
Because he is staying in the most luxurious hotel and enjoying the best service, the butler will do his best to fulfill it: "We will fulfill these requirements for you immediately." ”
"Long live freedom!" After making the phone call, he fell into bed, and said in his heart that this was the holiday he was looking forward to, and it was better to choose a day than to hit the day.
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PS: Daily ticket begging.