Chapter 327: Strange Neighbor (2)

Seeing that he was covered with a sturdy cover, the big centipede immediately began to writhe and struggle frantically, but the net was very strong, even if he used all his strength to bite, not only did he not show a trace of damage, but slowly tightened him like Zhu Bajie's pearl shirt, and it looked like it was about to be strangled into his flesh.

Seeing this scene, the big centipede urgently changed its strategy, only to see his body shake and quickly recover into the extremely thin man before, and then shouted at Zhang Fanyang while tearing the net with both hands: "Ahhhh Lao Tzu day, you immortal board drip! Let go of Lao Tzu! If you have the ability, don't use the Si rune paper spell, you see that Lao Tzu will not bite you to death! ”

Hearing the words of the strange thin man, Zhang Fanyang couldn't help but sneer, and said while taking out a piece of talisman paper again: "Let you go?" And then let you go out and harm people again? Don't even think about it!

If you want me to say that you don't struggle, cooperate well to win the leniency of this Heavenly Master, if you confess your sins well enough, maybe it will just abolish your cultivation, but it will still leave you a way out. ”

Having said this, Zhang Fanyang began to seal with one hand, and he was about to drive the rune paper in his hand again.

It's just that as soon as he started to do this action, the strange thin man on the side rolled his eyes seven or eight times in a row, and yelled at him angrily: "I'll cooperate with you!" Which eye do you see me as a harmful bird? All of this is nothing more than a high-sounding reason for you humans to exclude us as aliens! Don't say it, Lao Tzu is really not afraid of you! If you have the ability, you will kill me today, and when the time comes, I will go to the underworld to sue you for killing innocents! ”

Seeing the appearance of the strange thin man holding his neck, Zhang Fanyang frowned slightly and withdrew the rune paper, squinted his eyes and pointed in the direction of the slightly chubby woman's house next door to him: "You didn't hurt anyone?" If you didn't hurt anyone, how could the eldest sister next door be contaminated with demonic energy? And heavier and heavier? ”

"Next door? You say Li Shuzhen has a demonic spirit? ”

As soon as he heard Zhang Fanyang's words, the thin man was also stunned, and then spat fiercely, "Ah, me! What do you mean I still have a leg with her? No matter how down-and-out I am, I will never fall in love with human beings! ”

"Then what's the matter with the demonic aura on her? What's the matter with you? Why don't you cultivate well and come here to nest? ”

In the face of Zhang Fanyang's inquiry, the thin man suddenly became excited, and wanted to stand up to increase his momentum but was swept back to the ground by the net again, and after several struggles to no avail, he finally had to raise his voice an octave and said, "What's the matter with me?" Are you too embarrassed to ask me what's going on? Do you think I'm a hundred-year-old cultivator, why do you just let my green mountains and green waters go to your smoky fart big place? It's not all because of you humans! ”

"We humans?"

"That's right! It's because of you humans! The strange thin man said, pointing to the large and small express boxes around him, "Why do you think you humans want to invent online shopping?" You know that after I became obsessed with online shopping, I was simply addicted to it, and I couldn't stop buying and buying every day! ”

"Online shopping?" When Zhang Fanyang heard this, he looked at the large and small express boxes in the room incredulously and said, "You mean, you bought everything here?" ”

"Yes! Last year, a mountain climber dropped his mobile phone, and it was on his phone that I first saw online shopping.

Later, when I went down to practice and came into contact with online shopping again, I immediately became addicted to it.

But it costs a lot of money to buy this stuff online! I couldn't steal and rob the birds to practice by myself, so I came up with a way to ...... birds."

Speaking of this, the strange thin man pointed to the net on his body towards Zhang Fanyang and said, "I said, can you open it for me first, I want to show you something." ”

"It's okay to open it, but if you don't want to die too quickly, you'd better not play tricks on me."

Hearing this, the thin man said with disdain: "Oh, hurry up!" Don't waste my time, I've got a lot of things waiting for me! ”

When Zhang Fanyang heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, and then removed the effect of the spell with a slight wave of his hand, and then put his hands around his chest and looked at the strange thin man coldly, but where he couldn't see it, his hand was already on the demon pestle again.

Looking at the strange thin man who had been unrestrained, he slowly stood up and stretched his limbs, and then his body shook and showed his original form again.

Zhang Fanyang thought that he was going to explode and hurt people, so he immediately raised the demon pestle and shouted: "Be bold and evil, and be stubborn...... Well? What are you doing here? ”

Zhang Fanyang shouted halfway, but found that this time the big centipede was just standing in front of him with a hunched body, not only did it not have any intention of attacking at all, but also swayed from side to side with two paws, completely showing off its figure.

"I said this Heavenly Master, don't you see anything strange about Mo Si?"

The thin man saw that he was standing there and twisting left and right for a long time, but the other party still had a completely confused expression, and suddenly felt a little helpless, so he waved his two arms vigorously and said, "Okay, come, look at what is this?" ”

"Hmm...... Hand. ”

"Bingo, that's right." The thin man said and threw his tail in front of Zhang Fanyang, stomped his feet vigorously and said, "That'...... What is this? ”

Zhang Fanyang's face was full of doubts, and he really didn't understand what the thin man wanted to express, but he still replied very cooperatively: "Hmm...... Foot. ”

When the thin man heard this, he immediately said with joy: "Bingo, answer the right bird again." So...... If you look at me closely, think about my species and my characteristics, and then look at my hands and feet, is there anything strange about me? ”

"Your species and characteristics?"

Zhang Fanyang touched his chin, stared at him strangely, and muttered silently, "Hmm...... You're a centipede...... Features...... I remember watching TV and saying that centipedes are a poisonous terrestrial ...... Well...... What kind of animal is coming? ”

"Arthropods."

Reminded by the strange thin man, Zhang Fanyang nodded and responded: "Oh yes, arthropods!" What are the characteristics of arthropods...... It seems that the body is composed of many body segments, each of which has long legs, so it is also called centipede...... Well? Centipedes? ”

Things went smoothly here, and Zhang Fanyang finally realized that something was wrong. And in order to determine his thoughts, he hurriedly walked a few steps to the side of the strange thin man, and looked up and down, left and right, and studied for a while before suddenly asking: "Didn't I say this centipede, are you evolving or degenerating?" Why are there only four of them left in your body? ”

Zhang Fanyang said, and then touched the side of the big centipede that the strange thin man had become, and then his face changed and he frowned and said, "Who are you being abused?" Why are your steps full of neat axe breaks? ”

(End of chapter)