"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with my foreign wine?" Cheng Yanjin also got up very early today. Literature ┡ Learning Fans%.

"Almost. Before dawn today, I got up and went to town to buy you wine. But I didn't expect that just halfway through, I actually killed a Cheng biting gold. Ye Yingfan told the story vividly, anyway, the storytelling on TV is like this.

"What? Ye Yingfan, don't talk nonsense, when will I come out halfway?" Cheng Yanjin was angry.

Ye Yingfan hurriedly said: "General Cheng, don't be angry, I just used an analogy." ”

"At that time, dozens of masked men in black jumped out halfway, and I immediately slashed at them with a small hoe. The more Ye Yingfan spoke, the more refreshing he became, and the more he felt that he had a talent for storytelling.

"The dozen or so masked men in black were so powerful that they beat me back. Ye Yingfan said while cooperating with the movements, very stylish.

"Stop, stop, stop. Cheng Yanjin stopped. "Didn't you just say dozens of masked men? Why did you say a dozen later?"

Ye Yingfan secretly shouted that it was not good, it seems that in the future, you will have to use your brain to tell stories. "You must have heard it wrong, I said a dozen, not dozens. ”

"In the end, I beat them, but I had to use two stealth red envelopes to avoid such a catastrophe. Ye Yingfan pretended to escape after death.

Ya, if Cheng Yanjin knew that he used the stealth red envelope to watch women swim naked, he would definitely kill him.

"Then have you got the wine now?" asked Cheng Yanjin with concern.

"No, I fled back to the village, and I didn't dare to go out. Ye Yingfan said. "You can give me ten or eight more stealth red envelopes. ”

"Why didn't you use the defensive and offensive red envelopes just now, so don't use the stealth red envelopes. Cheng Yanjin guided Ye Yingfan.

Ye Yingfan patted his head and said: "I saw that there were so many enemies at that time, and I was so scared, where did I think so much." General, give me a little red envelope first, and I'll go to the town to get foreign wine later." ”

"I only have one stealth red envelope left, you have to save it. Cheng Yanjin gave Ye Yingfan another stealth red envelope.

Ye Yingfan got an invisible red envelope and returned to the village excitedly.

When I passed by Widow Yan's house, I saw that she had already opened her shop.

Ye Yingfan thought about the scene of Widow Yan being naked just now, and couldn't help but walk into the store.

"Yingfan, what do you want to buy?" Widow Yan saw Ye Yingfan coming in, and immediately put down the bread in her hand.

There are more than 2,000 people in Montenegro, so there is a small market of its own, and some villagers make some small bread in the morning and sell it.

"Sister Yan......" Ye Yingfan wanted to speak and stopped, and he didn't know how to persuade Widow Yan.

"Yingfan, say whatever you want to buy. Widow Yan said.

"You, don't infiltrate with the men in the village in the future, it will damage your reputation. Ye Yingfan gritted his teeth and finally said such words.

Widow Yan smiled bitterly: "Does my Widow Yan still have a reputation? A few years ago, my reputation was already so bad that it was in the town. ”

"It used to be before, but now you have to love yourself a little bit and don't infiltrate with other men. Ye Yingfan didn't know why, thinking that Widow Yan's good body was ravaged by other men, he felt a little uncomfortable.

"Ye Yingfan, what do you mean by this? You say I don't love myself?" Widow Yan's face showed sadness.

"No, that's not what I meant. Ye Yingfan waved his hand.

Widow Yan said: "I am a woman's family, I have lived here for so long, I want to live, I don't farm, if I offend other people, can I still open this small shop?"

Ye Yingfan took out a thousand yuan and said, "You can take this." ”

"Ye Yingfan, what do you mean by this? Do you want to support me? Someone has more money than you?" Widow Yan also seemed to be on fire.

"No, that's not what I meant. Ye Yingfan knew that women had a little self-esteem, and hurriedly said: "I sometimes often come to you to buy things, I will give you a thousand yuan first, and if you need anything then, you will deliver it to me to the black land." You know, sometimes I can't get out there. ”

"That's fine. Widow Yan nodded and accepted the thousand yuan.

Ye Yingfan thought that she would give Widow Yan money, but if she didn't spend it, she wouldn't be able to earn it.

So, he said, "Well, buy me some beer and snacks, and send them to me for a thousand dollars." ”

"Okay. Widow Yan didn't say anything.

Ye Yingfan continued to walk home, and when he walked to the small market in the village, Yang Wen and another middle-aged man named Jin Youye were buying pork there.

Jin Youye is Jin Youcai's younger brother, he has long been interested in Yang Wen selling pork to make money, and now that he has such an opportunity, of course he will not let it go.

There were some people standing there to buy pork, while Yang Wen's stall only had half of the pork, but still no one bought it.

Hmph, from now on, I'm the overlord. Ye Yingfan snorted coldly, and walked towards Jin Youye's stall with a small hoe.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way. Ye Yingfan walked over murderously, making the villagers scared.

"Ye Yingfan, what are you going to do?" Jin Youye couldn't help but be anxious when he saw Ye Yingfan rushing his customers, and the pig-killing knife in his hand was also raised.

Ye Yingfan looked at Jin Youye coldly. "What are you doing? Uncle Yang Wen is usually the only one in the village who sells pork, what are you doing with one leg in your hand?"

"It's really a joke, everyone competes fairly, I sell mine, he sells his, no one cares about anyone, can't you?" Jin Youye sneered.

"Okay, you sell yours. Ye Yingfan turned his head to look at the other villagers and said, "From now on, you are not allowed to buy pork with a good income, if I buy it now, I will beat whomever I want." ”

"What? Ye Yingfan, do you think you are the overlord?" Jin Youye was angry.

Jin Erbao used this method to make the villagers dare not buy Yang Wen's pork, but they didn't expect Ye Yingfan to use this trick against him.

"Yes, I'm the overlord. Ye Yingfan raised the small hoe and said to the villagers: "I will say one last thing, if anyone dares to approach Jin Youye's pork stall, I will not be polite to him." ”

When the villagers heard Ye Yingfan say this, they immediately retreated back.

In fact, the villagers all want to buy pork from Yang Wen, although the pork of the two of them is the same price, but the villagers are not stupid.

Yang Wen's pork is a local pig, and the meat is very delicious. And Jin Youye is a feed pig, which is not good for the body if you eat too much.

Seeing that the villagers did not buy his pork, Jin Youye angrily ran out with a pig-killing knife. "Ye Yingfan, if you say one more word, I will destroy you. ”

Ye Yingfan and his brother Jin Youcai are not in harmony, and Jin Youye has known about it for a long time.

Today is just taking this opportunity to teach Ye Yingfan a good lesson, and Brother Youcai will definitely praise himself at that time.

"Come on, I see if you have the ability to do this? If you don't beat me, you're not a man. Ye Yingfan laughed at Jin Youye.