Chapter 632: Lonely Root No. 3 (Ask for Subscription)

"Chen Xiao, Yifei plans to make homemade chocolate." Seeing Chen Xiao coming, Wanyu smiled and told Chen Xiao about the topic they were discussing.

"Chocolate? Yifei, don't be difficult for yourself, you still haven't learned how to teach you tomato scrambled eggs. Chen Xiao couldn't help but complain, he really didn't dare to compliment Hu Yifei's cooking skills.

"That's not my reason at all, who cooks will be like you, the guy who has opened the hanging, the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar must be accurate to milligrams, the time of the heat must be accurate to milliseconds, from the pot to the plate, the action must be completed within ten seconds, and the five-star chef can't handle it, besides, my cooking skills have grown a lot." Hu Yifei complained exaggeratedly, with a little pride in his tone.

"I prove this, except for the egg fried rice that Yifei is making now, can no longer poison people if he eats it." Wanyu hurriedly raised her hand and said.

"Isn't that how you cook?" Chen Xiao looked at everyone suspiciously, anyway, he was taught according to the top recipes, and it was not wrong to be a little more demanding. Everyone waved their hands violently and cut it, Zeng Xiaoxian followed closely and said, "In the world, only you can cook like this, okay, not everyone will bring a stopwatch to stir-fry." ”

"However, Chen Xiao, the scrambled eggs with tomatoes you made are really good." Zeng Xiaoxian licked his lips, and as soon as these words came out, everyone present swallowed their saliva neatly, obviously the insectivore was seduced.

"By the way, Guan Gu, when my chocolate is ready, how about you come and be my first taster?" Hu Yifei looked at Guan Gu on the side and asked.

"Forget it, Yifei, I'm not in the mood to joke right now." Guan Gu shook his head and said sullenly.

"What's the matter, I'm in such a bad mood, then I'll tell you good news, the release of your love three-legged cat will be on the shelves at the beginning of this month." Chen Xiao announced, and Guan Gu, who was originally sullen, suddenly became happy.

"Really? Thank you so much, Chen Xiao. Guan Gu nodded vigorously and said excitedly.

Chen Xiao waved his hand and said softly, "It's just that your comics are good, I just made a favor, why don't I do a business that can make money, can I talk about it now, are you still sullen for something?" ”

"It's still the homework of the last Chinese cram school." Guan Gu sighed and said helplessly.

"Isn't it just an essay? Need a headache like this? Zeng Xiaoxian said lightly, "You haven't even written it yet." ”

"I couldn't write it at first." Guan Gu leaned on the sofa depressedly and said slowly, "But later, maybe my spirit moved God, yesterday there was actually a paper airplane that flew in from the window and stopped beside me. ”

"So, you looked like an essay and copied it?" The corners of Chen Xiao's mouth curled up and asked, although this poem is not rhymed or beautiful, but the metaphor is indeed appropriate, the root number three, in Chen Xiao's opinion, there is actually something to be desired.

Guan Gu smiled awkwardly, nodded and said: "Yes, so I gave it to my teacher for an essay, but I failed my Chinese homework, and most importantly, I was also used as a negative textbook and read it aloud in front of all students, I was a Jamaican classmate, and it was uploaded to the Internet after thirty meters." ”

"It's so fast, no wonder the world records are theirs." Wan Yu teased.

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but flip up his mobile phone and said loudly, "Found it, Baidu stickers, the first place in the top ten embarrassing stickers, and the third number of the lonely root." ”

As he spoke, Zeng Xiaoxian picked up his mobile phone and handed it to Chen Xiao beside him.

"I'm scared...... I will always be the lonely root number three. Chen Xiao slowly read out loud, "My three, why do you have to hide under this ugly root number, how I wish I was a nine, because nine only needs a lost operation to get rid of this cruel fate." ”

"Don't be sad, Sekiya, I guess this might be the schoolboy's homework." Wanyu comforted.

"Ah...... What kind of language homework is this?,This is basically a draft of math homework.。 Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head and said disgustedly. Winning everyone's approval, Hu Yifei nodded and patted Guan Gu on the shoulder, "Don't be surprised, you didn't write it, you must write it better than him." ”

"I think this essay is pretty well written." Chen Xiao smiled slightly and spoke.

"Really?!" As soon as Chen Xiao's voice fell, Zhan Bo asked excitedly.

"Why are you so excited?" Zhanbo's shouting startled Hu Yifei, Hu Yifei rolled his eyes and said, "Chen Xiao, you can't be joking, I always think you have good taste, this is good?" ”

The corners of Chen Xiao's mouth hung up with a touch of arc, and his voice gradually became affectionate, "I know that it will be difficult for me to see my sun again, just like this endless 1.7321, I don't want my life to be so sad, I know that day, I saw it...... The other root number three, so beautiful and flawless, danced and came, we multiplied each other and got the coveted number, as complete as an integer, we smashed the shackles of fate, gently danced the wand of love, our square root, has been untied, my love, reborn. ”

Chen Xiao's voice fell, and the bar fell silent, and many people were touched by the poem.

"Actually, in fact, when you listen to it like this, this poem is still good." Hu Yifei nodded and said.

"Agreed, it's so touching, I seem to see a beautiful love story." Wanyu and Hu Yifei hit it off, Zhan Bo was excited, and hurriedly asked, "Wanyu, do you really like it?" That's great. ”

"I want to know more now who the author of this poem is, but it definitely can't be a schoolboy." Chen Xiao said lightly, with a feeling of Moorholmes's upper body, and said mysteriously, "You know, elementary school students don't learn square roots yet." ”

"But, Zhan Bo, you were so nervous about this poem just now, this can't be written by you, right?" Chen Xiao pretended to ask casually, deliberately planning to help Zhan Bo, Wanyu is the daughter of Lin's Bank, she is not short of money or gifts, she doesn't need to give gifts on Valentine's Day as Ziqiao said, as long as the time is ripe.

"Ah, how is that possible! I can't write such good poetry. Zhanbo's reaction was extremely violent, and he hurriedly said.

"Okay." Chen Xiao shrugged his shoulders, he couldn't help it, he turned to the bartender and said, "Man, have a glass of milk." ”

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(End of chapter)