"Teacher Li, come to the office with me, there is something." Director Feng adjusted his mood and shouted at Li Zhoumin.

"Okay, Director Feng. Don't end the game, Huang Ye, you host, classmates, students must cooperate. After saying hello, Mr. Li looked back at Huang Ye and smiled mysteriously: "We'll see you tomorrow." ”

See you tomorrow? How can there be a music class tomorrow, it seems that the sound and physical beauty add up to only 6 classes a week, what does Mr. Li mean by this? Huang Ye was puzzled. Seeing that Teacher Li followed the teaching director away, and was about to continue the game just now, the students below quit.

"What kind of game are you playing, sing it again, Yellow Leaf."

"It's so good, it's enough once, at least ten times."

"Haha, I recorded it, I'm going to loop the single all night."

"Huang Ye, didn't you say that you wrote several songs, and there is another one!"

"That's right, if you don't say it, I forgot, Huang Ye, let's have another song, I'll invite you to dinner in the afternoon!"

"One more +1! Stay in formation at the back."

"One more +2! Stay in formation at the back."

"One more +3! Stay in formation at the back."

"Two more +4s! A hundred years of professional destruction formations. ”

。。。。。。

"How can you sing without an accompaniment?" Huang Ye rolled his eyes: "Is it possible to let me sing?" ”

"Just sing a cappella, we don't ask for much." Gong Yanhao shouted below.

Yes, if you don't sing like this, you can't do it, Huang Ye is no longer hypocritical, he cleared his throat and clenched his fist:

Those who have come from the south to the north, those who have been to the United States, those who have been to Hong Kong,

Those who have walked through the south have crossed the north, those who have swum through the mountains have played in the water,

Those who have studied have visited the United States, and those who have kissed zui on the street.

This singer has just come out, and he has been on the central TV station,

has been on blogs and newspapers, and people all over the country know that

If you say you don't see it, it means that there is no signal in your home.

My songs, good or not, are known all over the country,

It depends on whether the quality is good, and a song on the spot proves it.

To see whether the quality is good or not, please ask Prime Minister Yang Jiabao.

It is better to say it beautifully, to exaggerate it, than to speak with facts.

It has exclusive patent rights and sells to the United States and the Soviet Union.

It sells well there, and it also resells Britain Iraq.

My song is really not expensive, three yuan a song is not much,

No need to pick, no need to find, the capital is just as good.

The king of kings, the cover of the cover, whatever the capital is not bad.

I can't buy a house, I can't buy a car. I can't go to Xinjiapo in the United States.

You pay for it, I sing, and the family laughs happily.

Oops, I'm dripping, suffocating me. Shouting in one breath, Huang Ye blushed directly and had a thick neck.

"Hahaha, cow, that's awesome!"

"Awesome, awesome!"

"My mother won't help me when she falls, so I'll obey you!"

"You're really going to heaven."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 point of fame, source Liu Xiang."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 fame point, the source is Gong Yanhao."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 fame point, which comes from Luo Luo."

"The quality celebrity value is currently 107, is it a lottery?"

"Nope. "Huang Ye refuses, after all, there is still a transgender task hanging on his head."

Hao Mei heard a commotion in Class 17 from afar, and looked around, didn't Director Feng come? It's so unreasonable. Okay, you don't care, I'll take care of it. Dada, Hao Mei trotted all the way into Class 17.

"On the contrary, are you going to rebel? It's class and it's class time!! What are you doing one by one, do you have any quality, do you want to be shameless, ah? What about your teachers? What about the squad leader? What about the Disciplinary Commissioner? Anyway! Hao Mei crossed her hands on her hips, full of firepower, spitting stars and spitting indiscriminately, a standard shrew image.

"Teacher Li and the dean of students are out." Huang Ye said.

"Who are you? Are you a class leader? Even if you're the class leader, you can just disrupt the class here? Who gave you the right? Get the hell out of here! Hao Mei caught who bit whom, and when she saw Huang Ye standing on the stage, Zhang Zui scolded.

Huang Ye recognized this as the head teacher of Class 18 next door, even if most of his high school classmates and teachers had forgotten most of them in his previous life, but the one in front of him had too much impression on him, let alone forgetting, he would not forget this strange man of Wolong High School in another two lifetimes. I remember that in the first semester of the second year of high school in my previous life, the office of the county Commission for Discipline Inspection received an anonymous report letter, which listed in detail dozens of criminal evidence of Wang Li, vice principal of Wolong Senior High School, that is, Hao Mei's brother-in-law, embezzlement of public funds, accepting bribes, secretly reselling school places, colluding with local gangs to suppress opponents, molesting girls, keeping multiple mistresses, etc., etc., etc., etc., the amount involved is as high as more than 9 million, and the purchasing power of more than 9 million in 2008 is completely worth tens of millions 14 years later. What's even more jaw-dropping is that Vice President Wang actually had an improper relationship with his sister-in-law, Huang Ye remembers it very clearly, as soon as the news came out in his previous life, the whole county was shocked. Vice President Wang was shuanggui, and Hao Mei was dismissed. really responded to that sentence, good is rewarded with good, and evil is rewarded with evil. It's not that you don't report it, the time has not come. Calculate the time, you two sons and daughters have a few good days. Thinking of this, Huang Ye asked the system in his heart, "Is there a prop that swears people and doesn't spit dirty words?" ”

"Yes, the intermediate-level prop 'Scolding Talisman', scolding the god possession within an hour after use, scolding the invincible in the world. Worth 1000 Fame. ”

"What? 1000 celebrities are worth it, why don't you grab it? It's not a permanent item, so why is it so expensive? "Huang Ye is depressed to death.

"You get what you pay for. If you can't afford it, you can rent it. 50 gas points in a minute? Do you want. Think about the way this fat woman scolds you, do you hate it, are you angry? ”

"Okay, you take advantage of the fire to rob, I admit it, I'll rent it for two minutes! You can't scold her until she vomits blood. ”

"Ding, the host rents the 'Scolding Rune' for two minutes, deducting 100 celebrity points, and the host celebrity value balance is 7 points."

Yes, he became a poor peasant again. Huang Ye's resentment and anger exploded, and he opened his mouth to scold Hao Mei.

"Which neurology hospital didn't take care of the door and let you escape? Who are you? Do I know you? Don't think that if you look like a person, I'll treat you like a human being. You are an advanced life form with incomplete evolution, an alien with a mutated gene. The abandoned baby of the snowman of Our Lady Peak, the murderer of the clogged septic tank. A high school student at the kindergarten level, a field chicken head with congenital hazy state syndrome. Africans get the descendants of black pigs, chimpanzees with impotence. You look like you look like the scene of a car accident, you look really creative, you live with real courage, you have a long flying sand and a ghostly axe, you are really a waste of air when you are alive, a waste of land when you are dead, and a waste of RMB when you are half dead. ”

"You..." Hao Mei's face turned blue.

"What are you, your appearance is really not flattering...... Thy face is longer than the pelvic bones, and thy teeth are like stars in the sky, bright in colour, far apart. Looking at these two zui lips again, you can hold a large plate. Don't you know that you smell like a goldfish that has been dead for a few days? ”

"You... You.. Hao Mei's face turned purple.

"As soon as you go out, it is really a thousand mountains and birds flying away, and thousands of people are gone. Look at you with an angry face, with diabetes Yes, if you have a disease, you go for treatment, don't look for me, I'm not a veterinarian. ”

"You... You.. You.. Hao Mei's face darkened.

"You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so coolly, and looking so defeated. You walk with your head held high, for fear that others will not know that you are an airport. If you chase me two kilometers naked, I'll be considered a hooligan once I turn around! Don't think that if you look rare, we should make it expensive. Let me tell you, your life can be summed up in just eight words, the absurdity of life and the ...... of death! ”

"You... You.. You.. You.. Burst! Hao Mei's face turned blue, purple and black, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

The classmates were stupid, stupid, and even more stupid.

A wonderful flower in Wolong High School

Class 18 homeroom teacher

Vice President Wang's sister-in-law

Hao Mei

Angry with yellow leaves

vomited blood!!

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