Now, I have such a dead man in front of me.

He sat on a chair with his legs crossed, and two beautiful salesmen stood in front of him, each with a coat in their hands. One of them smiled sweetly: "Sir, this coffee-colored trench coat can definitely take advantage of your noble temperament." Seeing this, the other was also busy hitting the railroad while it was hot: "This black leather jacket is not bad, it must be Yushu Linfeng when you wear it." ”

Two more reading romance novels! I'm going crazy, do I have to take this course to work in this mall?

Xie Chen seemed to enjoy the feeling of being praised, holding his cheeks in his hand and smiling. The two beautiful ladies didn't know whether it was public or private, so they tried their best to coax this fat sheep around.

He snapped his finger at me, "Come and see, which one is better?" ”

My experience tells me that when he asks this kind of question, he is definitely using the method of elimination. I'm not stupid either, how can I fall twice in the same place? What a beautiful black leather jacket! The workmanship is fine, the texture is delicate, and the style is so unique. I've always liked men wearing leather clothes, and the faint smell of leather just drove me crazy.

However, since I was a child, my teacher has taught me that you must be honest. So without thinking about it, I said, "The black leather jacket looks good." ”

"What a vision Miss! This leather jacket is the latest collection of the season, made from the finest furs from New Zealand and ...... by renowned Australian designers.

As I expected, before the salesman could finish speaking, he handsomely took out a card and said, "Help me wrap up that trench coat." ”

I felt a rush of ecstasy. Under the salesman's stunned expression, Xie Chen just had a triumphant smile on his face, perhaps in order to take care of the salesperson's wounded heart, Xie Chen actually asked her to help me pick out a piece of clothing.

I hurriedly refused.

The clothes in the cupboard don't fit anymore, and I really don't want to wear things that don't fit my identity. Xie Chen didn't know my thoughts, and at first he thought I was pretending, so he simply bought a lot of them for me to choose. Later, in order to prevent him from having this misunderstanding, I would pretend to carry a few bags of things every time I went out, and then "share" my loot with him with great interest. At that moment, his vanity as a big man swelled to the extreme, and he kissed me on the forehead like a pet.

He didn't care about my refusal, but said, "People rely on clothes, and women like you who have no inner beauty can only rely on external decoration." ”

I was petrified.

The salesman took me to try on a lot of clothes as if she had been given a great gift, and I just let her make all kinds of comparisons on me like a puppet, and then praised Xie Chen like showing off her results. However, regardless of what the salesman said, Xie Chen always had a faint expression, no surprise or joy.

After trying for an unknown amount of time, I finally got exhausted and came out wearing a pink woolen jacket. In fact, I think every piece of clothing is okay, can it not look good at such a high price?

He also seemed to be aesthetically tired, yawned and nodded, "I knew that good clothes would make you wear like a rag, so it was better to hang them on a telephone pole." ”

The two salesmen finally saw us off like a plague god. I carried several packages and followed him step by step. He had long legs and walked very fast, and I had to trot two steps faster to keep up.

But when I got out of the mall, I found something even more sadding.

Our lovely Maybach was gone, with a ticket plastered on the ground. That's when I remembered that I was so dizzy just now that I almost threw up in the car. Xie Chen didn't have time to put the car back in the parking space, so he parked at the intersection indiscriminately, but he didn't expect to forget it all of a sudden.

He frowned and scolded: "These days, these eight lambs are really fucking fast!" ”

I hurriedly went up to help him relax, and said with a hippie smile, "It's okay, we can take the bus!" I guess he never squeezed the bus, and suggested, "I know a bus stop sign, get off after nine stops and walk a few hundred meters to get there." ”

His expression was really unhappy, and I was a little tempting, "You must not have squeezed the bus, right?" Let's experience it today. ”

Of course, I wasn't that kind, my real intention was because I vomited my stomach empty just now, and now my stomach is rumbling again, and there is a food court near the bus stop sign I was talking about.

His expression was obviously unhappy, in fact, in addition to the bus, he could also take a taxi, but for some reason, he finally agreed to my plan. I was so happy that I was able to lead the way in front of me, and I was finally able to play my role with my eyebrows raised, and I felt my importance, and I even walked as if I was flying.

The snack street is particularly lively every night, and the sound of selling is constant. In the past, I often came here with Li Shuangshuang to play, and my favorite was the "Prairie Chicken Fillet" at the intersection, the "Lao Guo Sugar Gourd" next to the telephone hall and Aunt Zhu's "Lotus Seed Soup". I chattered endlessly, like a tour guide, but no matter what I said, he always looked lukewarm, at best, oh.

I bought all the snacks I liked to eat, took a slice of stinky tofu and handed it to his mouth, and he immediately frowned at the stench and pushed my hand away. Since he didn't accept my affection, I didn't need to take care of his emotions, so I walked to the side and left him far behind. He finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted at me: "I hate it when others play tricks in front of me, you give me a little leisure!" ”

"How dare I play tricks? Anyway, it's out, so it's fun. ”

Under my constant temptation, Xie Chen finally opened his golden mouth. He was indeed stupid enough to go home, such a big sugar gourd bit off in one bite, and tragically stuck to his teeth by the syrup wrapped outside. I was amused by his grinning appearance and couldn't help but secretly take a picture with my phone.