There was silence all around, all looking at the Ghost Dao Elder and Luo Wuxian Luo Qiye. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Luo Wu first settled down and said, "You just said that you don't need to count it early in the morning, I'm afraid it's a coincidence, and the big green jujube in my hand sounds the same sound." This time, we're officially here. ”

The ghost nodded and said, "Okay, what do you want to count, you can solve the question." ”

Luo Wu looked around first and said slowly: "You calculate for me, what kind of person I am and what my name is." You can calculate it, you can write it, even if you win. ”

It's not easy to calculate, and it's even more difficult to write, because the people here don't have standard Mandarin, and the average person from outside the world can't understand it. Luo Wu was confident first, thinking that even if the Ghost Dao Master heard his name, he would not be able to write his name correctly.

"This is easy to do, report your birthday, I count your past life and future life!" The Ghost Daoist said.

Luo Wu was a Gu master first, and he knew that some Gu techniques were also performed in combination with the Eight Characters of Birth, how could he report his Eight Characters of Birth? So this guy sneered in his heart and deliberately reported a wrong time.

The ghost path chief is not embarrassed, and he can count it on his fingers.

After a few minutes, the Ghost Dao Master said, "I already know who you are, what your name is, and your name in your previous life. Your current name was also brought from your previous life. ”

"Really? Who was I in my previous life and what was my name? Luo Wuxian asked coldly, but he sneered in his heart.

Because the people here don't believe in the past life and the afterlife.

"Speaking of your past life, that's amazing, it's a god in the sky!" The Ghost Dao Chief gave a thumbs up and said.

There were exclamations all around, all whispering, thinking to themselves, it turned out that Luo Qiye was an immortal in the sky, no wonder he became a Gu master!

Luo Wuxian was also happy in his heart, hehe, and said, "I don't know which way I am an immortal, please explain." ”

Now, Luo Wuxian has already decided that the foreigner in front of him is a charlatan, he said that he was a god in his previous life, and he was putting gold on his face, and he wanted to get close to himself, mix it up here, and cheat some small money.

Thinking of this, Luo Wuxian became proud again.

"If you want to say which way of the god you are, that's a long story. That started with the Jade Emperor's peach banquet three thousand years ago. The Ghost Daoist smiled and said.

"I used to know the Jade Emperor?" Luo Wu was happy first.

"Of course I do!" The ghost chief nodded and said, "This guest officer sits down and listens to me." ”

Luo Wu lit a cigarette first, nodded and smiled with a smile, and waited for this old man from a foreign country to pat himself on the back.

The surrounding officials also coaxed and shouted: "Speak quickly, say it quickly!" ”

Raippi and Blackskin also craned their necks and pricked up their ears to listen.

The ghost Taoist also lit a cigarette, glanced at the crowd, and said unhurriedly:

"It is said that three thousand years ago, the Jade Emperor held a peach banquet, and all the gods and goddesses went to heaven and earth. As you know, many immortals have mounts, such as the mount of Fuxian Bodhisattva is a white elephant, Manjushri Bodhisattva rides a lion spirit, and Yuan Shi Tianzun rides a four-like ...... The immortals are all eating the peach feast, but these immortal mounts are also resting and chatting in the Jade Emperor's imperial garden.

On this day, the god Erlang also came with the Howling Dog, left the Roaring Dog in the Imperial Garden, and chatted with the mounts of the gods.

People don't know each other, so they have to introduce themselves.

The four of Yuan Shi Tianzun came first, and said: I am from Da Luo Tian, so I have a very powerful name, called Luo Tian Divine Beast.

The lion spirit continued: Although I am a brute, back then, I also had a nice name, called the mighty king.

The big white elephant also introduced himself and said: I am also a congenital spirit body, and I live with heaven and earth, so I was called a congenital god elephant back then.

After everyone finished the introduction, they asked what the name of the roaring dog was.

The Howling Sky Dog was very embarrassed and said: I don't have a name, I am a dog under the throne of Erlang Xiansheng True Monarch, and everyone calls me the Howling Sky Dog.

The four animals laughed and said, even if it is a dog, it should have a name, so let's do it, our names are all four words, each lend you a word, and help you get a name! ”

At this point in the story, everyone hasn't reacted yet.

Luo Wuxian didn't react, frowning and thinking about the words of the ghost Dao chief.

The ghost Taoist chief smiled, and then said: "So, as soon as the immortal mounts of the Imperial Garden were combined, the four dislike gave up the Luo character of 'Luo Tian Divine Beast', the lion spirit gave up the martial character of 'Mighty King', and the big white elephant gave up the first word of 'Innate Divine Elephant', and gave the Roaring Sky Dog a name, called: Luo, Wu, Xian!" ”

Silence all around.

After a long time, someone finally reacted, eating and laughing, but they didn't dare to say it.

Luo Wuxian also understood, his face turned red like pork liver, and he raised his foot and kicked at the table of the ghost chief: "Old bastard, you scolded me for being a dog!?" ”

"Stay!" The ghost Dao chief shouted, suddenly jumped on the table, and pointed at Dongtian: "Luo Wuxian, look, your master Erlang is also here!" ”

Luo Qiye was startled, he didn't know whether it was true or not, and hurriedly turned around and looked up.

At this moment, the Ghost Dao Leader raised his hand again, and a paper talisman flew towards the sky.

Everyone around them was watching, and they all held their heads high.

I saw that paper talisman, fluttering and flying straight into the sky, just when it was about to be out of sight, the paper talisman suddenly exploded with a bang, and a cloud of green smoke was raised.

After the green smoke, a golden armor god suddenly appeared, holding a three-pointed and two-edged knife, standing majestically in the clouds!

"Erlang God, Erlang God!" The onlookers were frightened, and they didn't need to organize, so they knelt down with a hula word and bowed to the golden armor god in the air.

Luo Wuxian's legs weakened, and he fell to the ground with a thud.

Needless to say, Raippi and Heipi also knelt on the ground with everyone, kowtowing to the idol in the air.

But in an instant, the idol in the air was blown away by the wind and disappeared.

Actually, this is the illusion of the ghost leader, who uses paper runes to draw a god statue, and after burning it in the air, it releases colored gas to pretend to be a ghost.

"Luo Wuxian, your master has appeared, you should believe it!" The ghost Taoist jumped off the table, laughed, stretched out his hand and said, "One dollar hexagram gold, bring it!" ”

Luo Wuxian was groggy at this time, his head was in a mess, he threw down a piece of money casually, and fled.

Seeing that Luo Qiye was gone, the villagers around him dared to cheer loudly, and praised the ghost road chief repeatedly, all of them in admiration.

"Uncle Lin, your old man is a living immortal! I knew you were the best, you were amazing! Raippi and Blackpi stepped forward, nodded their heads, and said with a flattering expression.

The ghost Taoist raised his hand and slapped it twice on the heads of Lai Pi and Hei Pi: "Little bastard, you betrayed me just now, thinking I don't know?" ”

(To be continued.) )