As Lu Ming continued to gossip, the face of the old man who asked for food continued to be gloomy, and his whole face was almost pulled to the top of his feet.

"You don't need to bother much, the old man can take care of himself." After Lu Ming finished speaking, he replied very stiffly, and then wanted to get up and leave.

Who knew that Lu Ming continued to chatter: "I guess, this flower thief must have suffered some tragic things in his childhood to have such a perverted psychology." I heard that this man has an older brother, and he has the same problem, and I also heard that he fell in love with his brother, hey, what a bad fate. ”

The old man's expression was quite wonderful at this time, the expression on his face kept changing, and his eyes kept sweeping over Lu Ming's body, and in the end he still got together and prepared to walk out.

"Hey, old man, I'm not done yet. Why are you leaving, and your steamed buns haven't arrived yet, where do you want to go if you haven't eaten? What's more, there is a perverted lewd thief nearby, how dangerous it is, do you say it, Wei San smiled! ”

The last three words of Lu Ming directly made the old man stand in place, and at this moment, the original feeling of twilight on the old man's body suddenly disappeared, replaced by a ruthlessness and cunning.

"Who are you?" Suddenly, a slender female voice came out of the old man's mouth.

This kind of disobedient voice made Lu Ming stunned for a moment, and then he realized that this was the real voice of the other party, but it sounded like a woman talking.

"It doesn't matter who I am, but I know you're Wei Sanxiao!" Although there was a trace of confusion in his heart, Lu Ming's tone was full of confidence.

"Oh? This is really strange to me, I dare not say that my disguise technique is unparalleled in the world, but it is definitely not something that a nameless junior like you can see. Say, who told you who I am? Out of confidence in his disguise technique, Wei Sanxiao obviously wouldn't believe what Lu Ming said, his first reaction was that he was betrayed!

"Hey, can you not feel good about yourself like this, you also call it disguise. I'll tell you the real three major evil arts: plastic surgery, makeup and PS I've seen it, and you're just a pediatric. What's there to drag, what a fool who sits in a well and watches the sky! ”

Lu Ming's words angered Wei Sanxiao, and it was a great shame that his famous skills were ridiculed by the other party like this. And listening to the other party's meaning, there are more powerful exercises in this world than his disguise technique that can change people's appearance, which can't help but make him a little curious.

"Don't brag about it yet, I haven't heard of any of the exercises you said, I'm afraid you made it up. And no matter what other people do, I'm sure you won't be able to see the flaws in my appearance! ”

"You really don't cry when you don't see the coffin, let me tell you, from the first time you appeared, I knew that you were an old man who was pretending, to be honest, your dress level is okay, but your acting skills and imitation ability are too Lo, you are also the level of a suburban county film academy graduate."

Wei Sanxiao had heard the words "lo" and "film academy", although he didn't understand the meaning, he still said: "Talk about the point!" How did you see through me? ”

"First, your eyes are so weak. Are you pretending to be an old man who wants to eat, don't you have to be so embarrassed in your eyes, you have to have a touch of decadence and pitifulness, and it's best to reveal a trace of sadness, so it's perfect. It's a pity that you can't do any of these points, and I can only give you zero points in terms of eyes. ”

"Okay, that's one!"

"Don't be unconvinced, tell you, disguise is also an art, and art comes from life, seeing that you must not have carefully observed the beggars around you, how can you perform in place. Also, you are dressed as a hunchbacked and lame old man, not a young man, do you want to walk so vigorously? ”

"How could it be, I was limping when I first came in, absolutely not wrong!" Wei Sanxiao obviously had objections to what Lu Ming said.

"So your performance is not distracted, you look at the way you walk, you look at it, it looks like it's pretending, and the center of gravity of your body is not on the crutch in your hand at all. Also, can you not sit down so quickly? Are you a lame person, it must be the sound part to sit down first, and then slowly adjust the body, this is basic common sense, okay? ”

"This, this, well, this is also counted, two in total."

"How can there be only two, and there are many more." Lu Ming continued to hit Wei Sanxiao, "Your dialogue level is not good, just now I asked you why you went to the suburbs, not only did you not give a reasonable explanation, but you even said that you just went to the suburbs for a casual walk." Please, you're a beggar to eat, your important task is to get food in order to sustain yourself. But further on, it's a wilderness, and there's no one at all, and if you ask the ghost to ask for food, are you stupid to me? ”

Lu Ming's words made Wei San smile speechless, this flower thief who had always been proud of his disguise technique was criticized for being incomplete, and he struggled to find a little bit of the field: "What you said was something you only saw later, but you just said that you recognized me as a fake at first sight, which is too exaggerated." Someone must be hinting at you! ”

"Hey, you're a dead duck, tell you why. If you take a good look at your shoes, they are so new, although there is some dirt on them, but the bottom is not worn at all. You're going from house to house asking for food, and the most wasteful thing is these shoes! ”

"You, you can see my shoes from such a distance? And you can see the soles of my shoes, you when I was a three-year-old? Wei Sanxiao was not stupid, and he found the loophole in Lu Ming's words at once.

"Hey, you're so stupid, I thought you didn't understand it? Look at your upper, the red and green patterns, can you not be so fancy. And weren't you pushed by the second child in the store? Naturally, I saw the soles, not only that, but I also made an amazing discovery, and it was this discovery that made me sure that you were really Wei Sanxiao! ”

"What discovery?" Although he was constantly sneered at by Lu Ming, his disguise technique was also full of loopholes in the eyes of the other party, but Wei Sanxiao still seemed extremely concerned about this flaw that directly exposed his identity.

Lu Ming also seemed to understand what the other party was thinking, so he lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Your outermost pants are too torn, so the bottoms leaked out when you fell just now, red and green, too coquettish!" ”