Chapter 5 The King of the Strong Mouth is online

On the playground of Mingxin Middle School, it was quiet at this time, and there was no one.

A teenager walked with a leisurely step and sat down on the artificial grass in the middle of the playground.

Although he was punished by the head teacher Zhou Han for running a hundred laps, Qin Hao didn't plan to really run.

Just kidding, with his small body, let alone a hundred laps, twenty laps can exhaust a person.

I just got the artifact of Pangu Divine Eye, and if I was tired to death because of this kind of thing, it would be funny.

"Hey, comfortable duck!" Qin Hao stretched his waist and lay comfortably on the grass.

The bright sun shone on his body, and Qin Hao was a little sleepy.

"Damn, why hasn't the little tail come yet, I can't sleep in peace!"

With Pangu's divine eye, Qin Hao could naturally see that the head teacher had sent a small tail to monitor him.

If you dare to be lazy, maybe you will really be fired by him with an excuse.

Qin Hao was not afraid of being expelled, but he didn't want to leave Mingxin Middle School like this.

Even if you want to leave, it is to leave openly after taking the first place in the school, not being swept away!

Just as Qin Hao's mind was racing, a little chubby dun came over.

This little fat man was none other than Wu Sanpang, who was sent by the head teacher to monitor Qin Hao.

When you get this errand, not only do you not have to go to class, but you may be able to get some extra money, not to mention how happy Wu Sanpang is.

As the eyeliner of the head teacher Zhou Han in the eighth class of the third year of high school, Wu Sanpang has not made a lot of money.

For example, if a classmate makes a mistake and is seen by him, if he doesn't want to be known by the head teacher, how can he leak some oil out of his hands, and this is how he raised his fat.

But recently, Wu Sanpang has been bitter, this is not a senior anymore, the little classmates in the class are in a hurry to prepare for the college entrance examination, no one has made a mistake, and he has begun to suffocate his fat.

And today Qin Hao was fined 100 laps, and he felt that his spring was coming again.

"Hehe, Qin Hao, Qin Hao, I'm Wu Sanfat!"

Wu Sanpang shook the fat on his face and walked into the playground with figure-eight steps.

When he saw Qin Hao lying on the artificial lawn, he couldn't help but be happy.

Qin Hao, this kid is actually lazy, and the opportunity to fish for oil and water has come.

Wu San swooped to Qin Hao's side.

"Qin Hao, you guy, the head teacher punished you to run in the playground, you actually dare to be lazy to sleep. ”

"It's finally here. ”

Qin Hao squinted slightly and opened his eyes, first send away your little tail, and Lao Tzu will be able to do what he should do.

"I don't want to run!" Qin Hao chewed a piece of grass in his mouth.

"Hehe, that's not good, the head teacher can say, a hundred laps, one less lap he can get you away. ”

Wu Sanpang carried his hands behind his back, and a pair of small eyes looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, very majestic.

"I'll go, it's so serious, that fat brother, I don't want to run this hundred laps or be expelled, is there any way?"

"Hehe, the big fish is hooked, the opportunity to make a fortune has come!"

Hearing Qin Hao say this, Wu Sanpang was immediately happy.

However, Wu Sanpang still looked embarrassed: "This is difficult to do, originally, with the relationship between the two of us, you fat brother and I will turn a blind eye, this matter will pass, but ......"

"But what?" Qin Hao knew what this guy was thinking.

Wu Sanpang rubbed his index finger and thumb.

"Brother Hao, as the saying goes, Hades is better, little ghosts are difficult, you fat brother and I always need to cover everyone's tongue up and down, you need money everywhere, so let's do it, I don't want you more than you fat brother, ten yuan a circle, how many laps do you want to steal?"

Damn, this force will make money at such a young age, and when you grow up, you will have to do it!

Qin Hao was speechless.

"But I don't have any money!" Qin Hao spread his hands.

"No money?" Wu Sanpang was furious: "Why are you fooling me? Believe it or not, I'll go back and tell the head teacher now?"

"Although I don't have any money, I have material, it's very valuable, fat brother, you don't think about it. ”

Pangu Divine Eyes swept over, for Qin Hao, Wu Sanpang didn't have any secrets.

"Who is so rare and what you are feather!" The pigeon in hand flew away, and Wu Sanfat was so angry.

"Qin Hao, let me tell you, if you don't have money, run a hundred laps honestly, otherwise don't blame me for being polite!"

Wu Sanpang casually took out a pack of spicy strips and filled them into his mouth.

"Hey, just run, who made me a poor bastard, I can't afford to steal ten dollars a lap. ”

Qin Hao sighed, got up from the lawn, patted the dust on his body, and walked slowly to the runway.

As he walked, he had words in his mouth.

"Some people still wet the bed when they are so old, if this spreads, I am afraid that they will not be able to find a daughter-in-law for the rest of their lives. ”

Wu Sanfat, who was eating spicy strips, stumbled and fell on the lawn with a pop, and the spicy strips were scattered on the ground.

If you want to say what is the most aggrieved thing in Wu Sanpang's life, it must be bedwetting.

Let's say, he's so old that he shouldn't be wetting the bed.

But I don't know what's going on, he just can't control the little brother in his crotch, and wets the bed as soon as he sleeps.

However, he did a good job of keeping the bed wetting secret, and only his parents and himself knew.

How did Qin Hao know this?

Wu Sanpang was shocked.

"Impossible, Qin Hao has absolutely no way of knowing about my bedwetting, he must be playing tricks!"

Although he was panicked in his heart, Wu Sanpang still forced himself to calm down: "I'll rub, Qin Hao, you... You... What are you talking about, who wets the bed? You... You... You made it clear to me. ”

Qin Hao patted Wu Sanpang's shoulder with a smile, and said with a smile: "Fat brother, don't worry, just because of our relationship, I won't casually tell you about wetting the bed at such a big age." ”

"My day, how is this possible, how can Qin Hao know about my bedwetting, this is impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Wu Sanpang was really shocked now.

"Qin Hao, you... You... You don't want to spew blood, watch out for me... I... I sue you for slander. ”

Qin Hao shrugged his shoulders, didn't bother to pay attention to Wu Sanfat, and continued to walk on the runway.

Seeing that Qin Hao looked like he was ignoring it, Wu Sanpang was really panicked now.

If Qin Hao really shook out the matter of his bedwetting, whether anyone believed it or not, it would be a great blow to him.

And if someone has to find a way to verify it with an unwarranted mentality, he will be found out if he is really allowed to wet the bed, then he will jump into the Yellow River and can't wash it, how will he find a daughter-in-law in the future.

No, the bureau can't let Qin Hao shake this matter out.

"Qin Hao, what are you doing here!"

Thinking of the possible serious consequences, Wu Sanpang suddenly became uncalm, and hurriedly called out to Qin Hao.

"One hundred laps, you see it's almost noon, and you haven't run a lap yet. ”

"Hey, my brother Hao, what are you talking about, just the relationship between the two of us, your fat brother, can I let you really run, his head teacher is an egg, can I ruin the pure relationship between the two of us because of his words!"

Wu Sanpang's title has changed.

"But I'm a poor bastard who can't afford to steal ten dollars a lap. ”

"Brother Hao, don't you look down on your fat brother, just the relationship between the two of us, you talk about money with me, how hurtful your feelings!"

Damn, this really meets the wind and rudder.

Qin Hao was amused.

"I can't talk about money now, I'm strapped for cash. ”

"I'll rub, I have, Brother Hao, you are short of money, you are silent, you don't say how do I know that you are short of money, you really don't treat your fat brother as my own brother!"

Wu San took out two Grandpa Mao sheets and handed them to Qin Hao.

"Brother Hao, look, I have two hundred on me today, you take it first, and then I will honor you. ”

"Hey, how embarrassing this is, how can a person like me accept money from others!"

Qin Hao casually took the two Grandpa Mao: "But if I don't accept it, you will definitely not be happy in your heart, then I will keep it for you first, and when you are short of money, you will ask me." ”

"Eh, Brother Hao, take it. Wu Sanpang wiped the sweat from his forehead, and a stone in his heart finally fell to the ground.

As the saying goes, take people's money to eliminate disasters for others, and he is afraid that Qin Hao will not accept it.

"Brother Hao, what do you see?"

"What's the matter, look at my memory, how did I forget!"

Qin Hao patted Wu Sanpang on the shoulder and motioned for him to put his heart in his stomach.

takes people's money and eliminates disasters for others, and he is not an unkind person.

"Eh, this is a person who understands, and it's comfortable to talk to someone who understands. ”

Wu Sanpang secretly praised Qin Hao in his heart.

"Brother Hao, I won't bother you to bask in the sun, don't worry, as long as I, Wu Sanpang, I guarantee that the head teacher won't find out that you are lazy, you can do whatever you want, I'll go to give you a sentry." ”

Wu Sanpang walked out of the playground in fear.

He has to deal with Qin Hao's matter, otherwise if Qin Hao's matter is revealed, Qin Hao will break the jar and shake out the matter of wetting his bed, and she will have no place to cry.

"Hehe, having Pangu Divine Eyes is beautiful, such a tricky matter can be easily resolved. ”

Seeing Wu Sanpang leave, Qin Hao smiled and lay comfortably on the lawn.

"Now that I just got the Pangu Divine Eye, I'm so cool and crooked, I don't know how powerful I will be in ten years?"

The thought flashed in his heart, and Qin Hao was as if he had fallen into an evil spirit.

"Just take a look, just take a look!"

As soon as his mind moved, Qin Hao's consciousness immediately fell into the diamond-shaped vertical eye in his mind.