Chapter 656: Too busy to take a break
In the dean's room, Duke watched TV while fighting the landlord on the Internet.
No way, the work is busy, and the dean also needs to relax.
Sharpen the knife and don't mistake the woodcutter! Only with a full mental state can we better devote ourselves to work and be a better person...... Ahem, this is the great American imperialism, and it should be said that it can better resist the sugar-coated shells of capitalism and strengthen the core values of socialism.
Dean Du worked for 15 minutes a day, signed a number of documents, and spent the remaining 7 hours and 45 minutes playing games with krypton, which perfectly resisted the corrosion of hedonism in the world of capital.
Don't ask where the money came from, it's just that it just so happens that his private account has the same number as the account number of Arkham Hospital. Dean Du didn't know about this, if he knew that he would definitely not do it, it was all the bank's fault!
It may be that his luck is not good today, and after a few hours, Duke didn't win, but as soon as he quit the game, a black shadow rushed in from the window, it was the dark knight with a lot of money - Batman!
No wonder you had bad luck today, it turned out that you were the Bat Man who caused it.
Duke lamented that Batman was unlucky, and before anyone arrived, he passed on the bad luck a few hours in advance, and said angrily: "In broad daylight, there is a door that does not deviate from the window, don't you know that you are a positive character now?" β
The evil Saiyans tried to take over the earth, and Batman and others stepped forward and became some of the most prestigious superheroes. Although they were badly abused, at least they stood up, so they received high ratings. Except for Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman are the most famous, Wonder Woman is because of a pair of long legs, and Batman is because of a big ......
All in all, Duke was right to say that Batman was a positive character, because of his heroic act of daring to sacrifice, no one called him a freak anymore.
"I don't want to be a positive person, I'd rather be a dark person and make everyone fear me......" Batman said in a low voice, even if Duke revealed his true identity, he always wore a mask, as if he wasn't Bruce Wayne.
"So, is there anyone still afraid of you?" Duke laughed.
Batman was silent, now the earth is very peaceful, and the supervillains have all changed their careers to become civil servants, not to mention ordinary little thieves, who have disappeared one by one. Except for the gang of 'Allahu Akbar', who made the superheroes helpless with their actions, the other villains showed up for more than five minutes and were beaten by the suicide squad that heard the news.
There are too few bad guys, and there is no prospect of turning positive, and the suicide squad is also desperate, wondering if they want to brush each other.
The reason why Batman turned into darkness is because there are too many criminals in Gotham, and he wants to erect an image that will make criminals fearful, but now that there are few perverts on the trams in Gotham City, and he himself has become a super idol, there will still be people who are afraid of him.
Gotham City has the mayor of Kadu on the surface to fight crime with official power, and secretly there is a joker game to shock people, if it weren't for the threat of Saiyans, Batman has been laid off and gone home, honestly being his billionaire, drinking flowers and drinking and playing with women every day.
It's really a dog, and Batman never imagined that one day the person who would steal his job would be the Joker.
Depressed for a while, Batman spoke: "Du... Dean, I'm here today because I want your help. β
"It's a joke, I'm too busy to take time out just to deal with the official business of the hospital every day, how can I have time to help you!" Duke got up from his seat and played the game for a long time, his shoulders aching, and asked Quezel to step on it later.
"You can see, you really can't get out......" Batman complained weakly.
"You can see that, too?"
"Well, you didn't zip up."
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Duke looked down, and sure enough, the door was wide open, and Mickey Mouse's smiling face was revealed.
"Ahem, you know, the hospital is busy, and I have to squeeze time to go to the toilet, so I forgot to be busy!" Facing Batman's contemptuous eyes, Dukla zipped up, his face was not red or panting, and he was quite dean-like.
In fact, he scolded Quezel half to death in his heart, and he dared to play a prank on the dean, and when he talked to her tonight, he wouldn't be surnamed Du if he didn't talk about her and cry.
"Okay, I'll hear what you want me to do for a while!" Facing Batman's 'I understand' look, even the old-skinned Duke was a little embarrassed.
"No, for the sake of world peace, you have to help me with this." Batman insisted.
"Didn't I hear me right, isn't the world already at peace?" With the current lineup of the earth, who else can make a second ...... Darkseid may be able to, but in the future, that Steppenwolf dares to take the lead and boil it into a wolf bone soup in minutes.
Speaking of which, Duke has a sense of accomplishment, the world is just peaceful, and it will be solved casually!
"No, the current peace is only based on the threat of the Saiyans, which is not solid, and it can even be said to be very fragile." Batman hit the nail on the head and pointed out: "It doesn't matter if the Saiyans haven't been to Earth for three or five years, but in ten years, war will break out on Earth." The major forces hold the trump card of the super team, and they will never give up their own interests because of an illusory enemy, and I am afraid that it is a war to destroy human civilization...... Honestly, I really hope that the Saiyans will come to Earth again in two years, at least to avoid human cannibalism. β
Duke's heart suddenly, what does Batman mean by saying this to him, can he see this thing? Do you want to be so good?
No way!
The actor-level performance perfectly interprets Vegeta before being nourished by Boomer, even if Kakarot comes, he can't tell the truth from the fake, why can Batman see the flaw!
"But what do you say all this has to do with me? I'm just a psychopath, phew, I'm just the director of a mental hospital! "Duke bar, let's go: "You should have investigated me, before I came to Arkham, I was a goldfish guy who took little Lori to watch goldfish, ordinary citizen level, and I have no power to maintain world peace!" β
"I did investigate you, so I'm sure the person investigating isn't you, or that isn't who you are, and you've been hiding yourself." Batman swears by it.
"Damn, you can see this!" Duke was shocked, thank you for helping me make up for my brain, you are such a good person.
"Obvious results! Before and after you entered Arkham, there were basically two people. And I've investigated the goldfish guys, they are all unrepentant lolicons, your female secretary has passed the loli expiration date, and she has long breasts and thighs, but you have always kept it by your side......" Batman has a 'only one truth' expression: "You are not a goldfish guy at all, all this is your disguise!" β
Duke: "......"
Thank you for helping me get away with it, and besides, are you really Batman?
"Dean Du, do you have anything else to explain?" Batman asked righteously.
"No, you're right, I'm not a goldfish." Duke nodded again and again, how can Lori have a young lady with long breasts and thighs, when he Du Laohan pushed the cart from behind, he couldn't even find a handle, bad review!
"In that case, let's talk about saving the world!"
"Good...... What a fart! "Duke was almost caught in by Batman, whether he is a goldfish guy or not has a half-dime to do with saving the world.
Thanks to book friends: Elegant Chinese cabbage, 16 to 25-year-old beautiful girls, 08a, mouse roots, just passing by, fairy tailδΈ¨, Wu Ci.
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