The program was one after another, the conference room was full of laughter, at this moment, the soldiers who had worked hard for a year were relaxed, watching the program happily, eating snacks, and laughing with their comrades from time to time, even if the cold wind was biting outside, it was spring here.

After the last show, Zhao Linger took the stage to host: "Everyone has their own dreams, whether they are teenagers or middle-aged people, every age group has their own dreams, some of these dreams have been realized, some cannot be realized, but no matter what, nothing can stop our dreams." No, there is a person in the cooking class who thinks about his small dreams every day. Next, please enjoy Zhang Jie and Li Xiaotian from the cooking class to bring you the cross talk "My Dream". ”

When the fighters heard this, they quickly sat up straight, what is the most anticipated program at the various parties? It's sketches and cross talk! If you want to say what is the least program that appears at the company party, it is still sketches and cross talk!

I didn't expect the cooking class, which won the penultimate place last year, to dare to perform cross talk this year, it seems to be full of confidence!

Li Xiaotian and Zhang Jie came to the stage and stood in the middle of the stage, although they were a little nervous, but they were still within the acceptable range, and Li Xiaotian, who was a comer, spoke first.

Li Xiaotian: Zhang Jie, let me ask you, do you have a dream?

Zhang Jie was stunned: Dream?

Li Xiaotian: Yes, let you be willing to fight for it, be willing to pay for it, can't sleep at night, scratch your heart and liver during the day, and tear your heart and lungs at night.

Zhang Jie: Hey, what are you talking about!

There was laughter below.

Li Xiaotian: I have such a dream!

Zhang Jie: Oh? So tell me, what is your dream?

After raising the curiosity of the soldiers below to the highest point, Li Xiaotian said slowly: My dream is - car!

Zhang Jie: Car?

Li Xiaotian patted his chest and said: By the way, I want to drive in my dreams, and I want to have my own car in my dreams!

Zhang Jie stretched out his thumb: It's a good thing to have a dream, you just work hard.

Li Xiaotian: After graduating from high school, I came to the army with this dream in mind.

Zhang Jie hurriedly said: Stop, what are you talking about? Coming to the troops? If you want to have a car, you should go to the auto shop, why are you in the army?

Li Xiaotian: You don't know this, you see those TV programs, the military vehicle convoy is long-range, mighty, how spectacular! When you get to the army, you can get in the car!

Zhang Jie: But the troops don't necessarily all drive, like us, you don't drive.

Li Xiaotian pouted: Then I don't care, I put on a military uniform and came to the recruit company.

Zhang Jie: Oh, and then what?

Li Xiaotian: The recruits were trained for three months, and I was stunned that I didn't get into the car.

When Zhang Jie heard this, he said: I have never heard of recruits training to drive.

"Hahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter, and they were all amused by Li Xiaotian's stupidity.

Li Xiaotian: Yes, all the training all day is to turn in place, look to the right, walk in unison or something!

Zhang Jie: Isn't it, we all came from that stage. Isn't that right?!

"Yes!" The audience responded.

Li Xiaotian: What do you say about this, this guy makes my uncomfortable life worse than death, death is better than not death, death is better than death, death is better than death.

B: Good fellow, what are you talking about?

"Hahahaha!" The soldiers in the audience laughed directly.

Li Xiaotian: I'll just live a car addiction in my heart.

Zhang Jie: How is this enjoyable?

Li Xiaotian: This is easy to say, the squad leader shouted: Turn right! I shouted in my heart: This is the right wheel!

Zhang Jie: Good guy, can you still play like this?

Li Xiaotian said again: The squad leader gave the order: Go together! I said in my heart: this is the throttle for oil!

Zhang Jie: I'll go!

Li Xiaotian said again: The squad leader's password: Stand! I said to myself: this is an emergency brake!

Zhang Jie: Aren't you stunned?

Li Xiaotian: Squad leader's password: Walk in place! I shouted: Report!

Zhang Jie asked: What's wrong?

Li Xiaotian: Report to the squad leader, it's not okay to stand still!

Zhang Jie: Why not?

Li Xiaotian slapped his face: Just stepping on the accelerator and not letting go of the handbrake hurts the engine, I feel distressed!

Zhang Jie: Where is this?

The audience was amused by Li Xiaotian's exaggerated performance, and there was applause and cheers for a while, and the performers on the stage were full of confidence, and the members of the cooking class were full of red faces.

Zhou Hao smiled and said to Zhao Gang: "Lao Zhao, this cross talk performance is really good, very interesting." ”

"Of course it's interesting, this must have been written by Zhao Ling'er again." Zhao Gang said: "I still know very well how many catties and taels the people in the cooking class have. ”

"Whether it was written by Zhao Linger or not, they deserve praise for being able to bring this cross talk to life!"

There was a lot of discussion in the audience, and the performance on stage continued.

Li Xiaotian: Finally, after three months of recruit training, I came to the automobile company!

Zhang Jie: Congratulations, you have got your wish!

Li Xiaotian looked frustrated: Congratulations, I was assigned to the cooking class when I was assigned to the class!

Zhang Jie: Cooking class?

Li Xiaotian: I just learned that emotional cars are not all driving

Zhang Jie: Isn't this nonsense!

Li Xiaotian clapped his hands and stomped his feet again: This makes me anxious, how can I drive in the cooking class?

Zhang Jie: Not really.

Li Xiaotian: No problem, let's continue to have fun.

Zhang Jieqi said: How can the cooking class be enjoyable?

Li Xiaotian: I have a way, when I'm fine, I find a horse and sit there, holding a basin in my hand, which is the steering wheel.

Zhang Jie: Oh?

Li Xiaotian: Put three eggplants under your feet.

Zhang Jie scratched his head: What is this?

Li Xiaotian gestured and said: clutch, brake, accelerator

Zhang Jie suddenly realized: This is a foot pedal.

Li Xiaotian gestured again: stand a cucumber on the right hand.

Zhang Jie: What is this?

Li Xiaotian: Gear handle, what can you do without a gear handle?

Zhang Jie: Okay!

Li Xiaotian: Then I put my shoulder bag on the right shoulder and the left side.

Zhang Jie: Is this again..?

Li Xiaotian: Seat belts!

Zhang Jie: Ho! You're well prepared!

"Hahahaha!"

Li Xiaotian: I do it in one go, I hit the fire, step on the clutch, gear up, release the clutch, and give the throttle!

Zhang Jie: Can you be proficient in doing it every day!

Li Xiaotian: I got out of the army, and the car got on the highway as soon as it smoked!

Zhang Jie: Yes, this is fantasizing again.

Li Xiaotian said while gesturing: I hit the wheels left and the right, refueling and shifting, the car is driving faster and faster, and all the cars on the road give way to me, ho, this beauty in my heart.

Zhang Jie: Okay, it's still a biker.

"Hahahaha!"

Li Xiaotian: I was driving, and there was a car in front of me that didn't give way to me.

Zhang Jie: Oh?

Li Xiaotian: When I took a closer look, it was a famous Maserati, and I was angry. Oh, Maserati, you're a cow, you won't give way, won't you, fight me, won't you?

Zhang Jie: What is competition?

Li Xiaotian stomped his feet: I made a hard effort under my feet, increased the throttle, 100, 120, 140, 180 ho, I was fast and he was fast, but he didn't get out of the way, this made me angry, I can't bear it!

Zhang Jie: Okay!

Li Xiaotian: I said in my heart, good boy, isn't it just a Masera brother, it doesn't seem to be better than you today, you don't know how powerful my Masera brother is!

Zhang Jie: This name is so good, a brother, a brother...

"Hahahaha!"

Li Xiaotian: The throttle is getting bigger and bigger, and the speed is getting faster and faster, and the two of us are up.

Zhang Jie: Yes, you two are really bold enough to drag race at high speed.

Li Xiaotian: I'm racing! I heard a loud shout in my ear: What are you doing kid?

Zhang Jie: Huh? Who's talking?

Li Xiaotian made a frightened expression: This voice scared me, and I had an emergency brake under my feet, only listening to the clang, pop, Duang!

"Hahahaha!"

Zhang Jie: What are you doing here?

Li Xiaotian: Bang, I fell off the maza.

"Hahahaha!"

Zhang Jie: Oh.

Li Xiaotian: Bang, it's the eggplant under my feet that makes me bubble!

"Hahahaha!"

Zhang Jie: Okay! And what about Duang?

Li Xiaotian: My head hit the basin!

"Hahahaha!"

Zhang Jie: Good guy! Who just spoke?

Li Xiaotian: Our squad leader.

Zhang Jie: What?

Li Xiaotian: When the squad leader saw my appearance, he pointed at me angrily and started training.

Zhang Jie: How did you train it?

Li Xiaotian imitated Zhu Bao's tone and said: I said that you are a stinky boy, you are not good at cooking, you are not serious about cutting vegetables, you came here to ponder and drive!

Zhang Jie: Hey, the squad leader knows!

Li Xiaotian continued to imitate the squad leader: You said that if you really have a car, it's okay, isn't it a daydream for you to sit! Besides, if you want to drive, you must at least have a driver's license!

Zhang Jie: That's right, you have to have a driver's license to drive, do you have a driver's license?

Li Xiaotian: Driver's license? What's that?

"Hahahaha!"

Zhang Jie: Huh?

Li Xiaotian: I mean, I still need a driver's license for this technology?

Zhang Jie: You have to have a driver's license to drive! Besides, like you just thought, driving fast and driving a vindictive car is also quite dangerous!

Li Xiaotian touched his head: Yes, yes!

Zhang Jie: Oh! Is this understood?

Li Xiaotian: The squad leader is right.

Zhang Jie: Really?

Li Xiaotian: If I want to drive, I must first have a car, and it's useless to think about it by myself.

Zhang Jie: Huh? Feelings, you understand this sentence?

"Hahahaha!"

Li Xiaotian turned around three times and muttered: Which car do I have to get into.

Zhang Jie: Isn't it in the garage that we buy cars?

Li Xiaotian: The car in the garage is not mine, I don't dare to move it!

Zhang Jie: It's self-aware, so what do you want to do?

Li Xiaotian: I have to have a car of my own!

Zhang Jie: Own car?

Li Xiaotian: I plan to make a whole car myself!

Zhang Jie: Huh? Fix it yourself? How?

Li Xiaotian: Isn't there a scrapped broken three-wheeled car behind our cooking class, I'll take it out and pick it up, and let's upgrade it.

Zhang Jie: Tricycle? Don't have a steering wheel?

Li Xiaotian: Well, I welded an iron basin on the handlebar.

"Hahahaha!"

Zhang Jie: I'll go! And what about the engine?

Li Xiaotian: Buy one online.

Zhang Jie: Online, buying?

Li Xiaotian: It took me this whole zero (gesture 3 to 5)

Zhang Jie: Good guy, you are generous enough, three thousand five?!

Li Xiaotian: Thirty-five!

Zhang Jie: Good guy, the engine I bought at thirty-five!

"Hahahaha" The audience laughed a lot, and when I thought of the 35 copper plate engine in my mind, my stomach hurt with laughter.

Li Xiaotian: I found a chain to connect the engine to the wheels, tied a flashlight to the handlebar head, and strung the brake wire under the feet, and that's it!

Zhang Jie: Okay, isn't this just a three-jumper!

"Poof!" Instructor Zhao Gang couldn't hold back for a while, and squirted out a sip of drink.

Li Xiaotian: What a three-jumper, this is my car, I drew five circles on the carriage with chalk.

Zhang Jie: What do you mean by that?

Li Xiaotian said as a matter of course: There must be a car mark.

Zhang Jie: I know that the 4 laps are the world's famous car Olidy, what are your 5 laps?

Li Xiaotian: Five rings!

Zhang Jie: Olive Club!

Li Xiaotian: There is a song that sings well, "Ah, five rings, you have one more ring than the fourth ring~~~"

Zhang Jie: Okay! I've never heard a song like this. You have to refuel your car, right?

Li Xiaotian: Isn't this nonsense, does the car not burn oil?

Zhang Jie: Where do you find gasoline?

Li Xiaotian: No, we have half a bucket of soybean oil left in our cooking class!

Zhang Jie: What? Soy sauce!

"Hahahaha!"

Li Xiaotian: The car has been renovated, I will take a sheet and cover it, I can't drive it during the day!

Zhang Jie: What?

Li Xiaotian: There are many people in the daytime, in case anyone sees it and knows that this car was transformed by myself, what should I do if my skills transfer me to the repair company!

Zhang Jie: It's nothing, you think too much!

"Hahahaha!"

Li Xiaotian: I have to open at night, 12 o'clock in the middle of the night.

Zhang Jie: Oh?

Li Xiaotian: When all the comrades-in-arms in the class fell asleep, I quietly slipped out of the cooking class, came to my car, lifted the sheets and sat down.

Zhang Jie: Oh?

Li Xiaotian: After filling up the gas, turn on the headlights

Zhang Jie: That's it!

"Hahahaha!"

Li Xiaotian: As soon as I wanted to launch, I heard someone shouting behind me, "You stinky boy doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing?" ”

Zhang Jie: Yes, the squad leader is here!

Li Xiaotian: I have to run quickly, or I have to let the squad leader take my car away and he will drive!

Zhang Jie: No one wants your broken car for nothing!

"Hahahaha!"

Li Xiaotian: When I put my foot hard, the accelerator sounded, and I only heard "poof!" Burst! Poof~ (the first two make the second sound, and the third one makes a fart sound)

Zhang Jie: Hey, what kind of movement are you!

Li Xiaotian: You forgot, my car burns soybean oil!

"Hahahaha!"

Zhang Jie: Yes, how did I forget this stubble!

Li Xiaotian: As soon as I refueled, there was smoke billowing from the back of the car!

Zhang Jie: Soybean oil, of course, the smoke is billowing in.

Li Xiaotian: Looking back, our squad leader has become a member of Ximazhou! (Similar to Africa.) ）

Zhang Jie: Okay, it's all blackened!

"Hahahaha!" The soldiers in the audience looked at Zhu Bao, the leader of the cooking squad, and what Zhu Bao looked like when he automatically made up his brain to look like a Ximazhou person.

Li Xiaotian: I took this opportunity to run quickly, and our squad leader chased after me.

Zhang Jie: How can you not chase you, no one will have to chase you!

Li Xiaotian: When I drove it, I found that the power system of my car was not very good.

Zhang Jie: What's wrong?

Li Xiaotian: The light emits black smoke, and you can't run fast.

Zhang Jie: Nonsense, can you run fast with burning soybean oil?

"Hahaha!"

Li Xiaotian: Seeing that the squad leader was about to catch up with me, I suddenly turned to the right and entered a small narrow road.

Zhang Jie: What? The car is driving up?

Li Xiaotian: Oh, I fell into the ditch!