Chapter 403: Immortal Arts
In the battle of pretending to be forced, Wang Xiaobai won 1-0, in line with the idea and attitude of accepting it when he sees it, Wang Xiaobai took this opportunity to say goodbye and leave, he never wanted to put on his shirt and yarn to give him this opportunity at all, turned his head to look at the little madman, and seemed to shift all his attention to the little madman, and Wang Xiaobai's camera was gone.
The shirt yarn came to the little madman politely and said: "The earliest record of Chinese illusion was in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the Sui and Tang Dynasties were the most prosperous period of illusion, until the Northern Song Dynasty Shenzong era, there are still people who can turn sand and stone into silver, but in the Ming and Qing dynasties, illusion died out rapidly, and when the Republic of China, it briefly rose for a while, and now, there is only Shijun left, which is really embarrassing, I heard that illusion can walk on the fire, plant melons and move wells, call for wind and rain, and drive fog and clouds. Lixing clouds and mist, sitting into mountains and rivers. I don't know where Shi Jun has arrived? ”
The little madman replied politely, and asked with a smile, "Do you think I'm at that point?" ”
Shang Shirt Shalai smiled and said: "I don't know much about illusion, if it's not right, Shi Jun don't want to laugh, I saw such a story in Nancun Dropout Log, a gentleman surnamed Wang used illusion to harm people, after being arrested, in this Mr. Wang's room, two wooden seals were found, two black ropes, four iron nails nailed, a female body in the town, eight small paper figures, five colors, five colors of velvet, and there were hair entangled. There is also a small gourd, a red head rope on the bolt, two amber beads inside, five-color velvet on the outside, and a pile of Zhu Shu talismans. ”
"Under torture to extract confessions, this illusionist surnamed Wang confessed: I can make magic confuse people's hearts, collect souls, make people go to others to do trouble, and obtain wealth, I will do calculations, choose boys and girls with intelligent personalities, use the spell of water to confuse, cut off the nose, lips, tongue, ears, and eyes, curse to get living qi, cut off small pieces of heart and liver in the abdomen and dry them, pound them into the end, wrap them, and tie them with the hair of the living soul with five-colored silks, make human shapes with paper, and send them to people to do strange things."
Speaking of this, he poured a cup of tea for the little madman, then straightened his body, and said: "From the above records, it is not difficult to deduce that illusion requires many auxiliary magic weapons, and the so-called illusion may be a "living soul" enslaved by the caster, or an evil spell, the illusionist brutally kills the victim to achieve the purpose of controlling his soul, and the talisman is an important magic weapon to control these living souls, may I ask Shi Jun, is this the case?" ”
The shirt yarn came to ask politely, but in fact it was aggressive, can the little madman parry it? Wang Xiaobai hurriedly returned to the previous seat and sat down, and was just about to speak, when the little madman said in a hey voice, and said: "I haven't read this record you said, I don't know if it's an illusion, but it's very different from my technique, the props you said are too inferior, I don't use talismans, and I don't use magic weapons, because I am magic weapons, and my illusions are actually fairy arts!" ”
"Immortals?" The shirt yarn came to frown.
The little madman said nonchalantly: "Yes, immortal arts, I can not only use illusions, but also Heavenly Eye Technique, Wind Resisting Technique, Exorcism Technique, Sound Transmission Technique, Concealment Technique, Quicksand Technique, Freezing Technique, Qi Gathering Technique, Seven Ghost Devouring Soul Method, Qi Induction Technique, God Control Technique, Water Cover Technique, Wind Wall Technique, Earth Dungeon Technique, Thousand Blades Technique, Wind Binding Technique, Yin and Yang Traction Technique, Soul Pulling Technique, Soul Condensation Technique, Spirit Possession Technique, Escape Wood Technique, Thunder Escape Technique, Soul Restoration Technique, ......"
The little madman said a bunch of spell names as if he was reciting tongue twisters, not only did he listen to the shirt yarn stupidly, Wang Xiaobai was stupid, he knew a lot of them, and there were many of them that he had never heard of at all, it seems that the little madman didn't make it up randomly, but he was crazy, and he really couldn't see that his mother would have tongue twisters!
The little madman's mouth is very neat, and Sasaki and Sasaki are inevitably a little sluggish, originally wanted to use words to test the wind, but I didn't expect the little madman to be as crazy as in the previous show, but instead told them about immortal arts seriously, so many immortal arts, many of which I have never heard of...... What a weirdo!
This scene was clearly transmitted to the live broadcast room through the lens, and the Chinese audience was happy to see it, and the barrage flew up, "I pretended to be Wang Xiaobai who won before, and there was no suspense about winning, but I didn't expect the second braggart battle, the little madman won, hahaha...... The expressions of Sasaki and Sasaki are really funny, the little madman and Wang Xiaobai are really talented. ”
"I'll go, the little madman still has hidden attributes, this is about to blow to the sky, although I know that he is bragging, but why do I feel so good? Little Japan, tell you, it's not okay to pretend to force you, it's not okay to brag about you......"
"I'm rubbing, I almost rewarded, I saw that it wasn't our country's page, this time I won't reward, next time on our page, buddies get together to reward a big one, it's so enjoyable, it's so fun, although it looks like a chat show, in fact, it's already fighting......
"At this moment, the braggart king is possessed, and at this moment he pretends to force the king of heaven to descend to earth, "Wang Xiaobai is powerful, pretending to be invincible, the little madman is mighty, bragging is first-class, at this moment, you are not two people fighting......"
The barrage flew by happily, and there were not a few Japanese characters in sight, densely packed with Chinese characters, and the live broadcast room was completely occupied by Chinese audiences, and the number of viewers had exceeded more than three million, and there were still people coming in, and the Japanese audience was stunned...... I can only look at it in a daze.
The little madman said a lot of fairy magic like reporting the name of the dish, and the speed was getting faster and faster, and after he finished speaking, he started all over again, and he couldn't get off the stage when he put the shirt yarn in order, and it would be a bit rude to stop the little madman, but if he didn't stop it, would he have to listen to him keep talking?
Shangsan Yarn is the master, of course he won't do this, but there are some things that the assistant can do, Shangsa Yarn gave Sasaki a look, Sasaki grabbed the little madman and said in broken Chinese: "Shijun, what you said, is it really all right?" ”
The little madman looked at Sasaki and smiled like a mallet, "That's right, I will." ”
"There is no basis for words!" As soon as Sasaki's words came out, the little madman quickly answered: "What do you want to see?" ”
"I heard that the highest level of illusion is to steal the sky and change the sun, I want to see it!"
"Let you see!" The little madman raised the teacup in a dashing manner, looked at the autumn high outside the door, and said softly: "It's going to rain, you see!" The teacup in his hand was sprinkled towards the sky, and as the water in the teacup in his hand spilled out, the sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds.
There was an earth-shattering thunderclap, the golden snake dancing in the clouds, the wind was raging, the storm was falling suddenly, this change was really fast enough, the domestic audience watched it very hilariously, but the Japanese audience was really frightened, and was scared because some viewers were not far from the shrine, they looked up to see that the sun was still shining outside, the sky was high and refreshing, and occasionally a few clouds drifted by, and it was the same white clouds.
But in the live broadcast screen, the shrine was shrouded in strong wind and dark clouds, the cherry blossom trees in the yard were blown crumbling, and those flowers were killed like falling leaves by the wind. If it's just an illusion for one or two people, why can it be transmitted to the live broadcast room through the camera so that they can see it clearly?
What they saw couldn't be explained at all, once the illusion of the little madman was unleashed, it was true or false, and there was nothing to be found, which shocked the Japanese audience very much, and many people already thought that what they saw was immortal? The little madman's illusion unfolded, and a glimmer of light suddenly appeared in his eyes, and he secretly pinched a trick in his hand.
Shang Shirt Yarn found the flaw in the little madman's illusion, it's not that it can't be cracked, but the problem now is that it's too difficult to crack it elegantly and quietly, is it now that she wants to stand up and wield a Japanese sword and cut off the little madman's teacup? That's just too ugly, and it's inferior.
But if you don't stop the illusion of the little madman, it will be ugly enough, so she gently poured a cup of tea, stretched out her hand and handed it to the little madman and said, "Shijun, the teacup is empty, and this cup of tea has been replaced!" Collect the magic powers, the cherry blossoms in the yard, I want to see it for a few more days......"
If you change the teacup in his hand, you will break the illusion of the little madman, get up and toast tea, elegant and natural, others can't see anything, even if you can see it, you can only praise her for her high realm.
The shirt yarn thought very well, and it was indeed the case, but what he didn't expect was that the little madman was very happy to take the teacup in her hand first, and then handed over the empty teacup, and then sat down, and said with a smile: "Let's drink tea, it's thunder and rain, it's really a bad scenery, just now I heard Miss Shangshan say that she likes cherry blossoms, but I don't know, Miss Shangshan likes the osmanthus in the Moon Palace?" Look, is this a cherry blossom or an osmanthus flower? ”
The little madman gently put the teacup in his hand on the coffee table, snap! In the courtyard in front, the cherry blossom tree became a big osmanthus tree, where there were walls and other scenes, the surrounding was empty, the sky was dark, there were stars twinkling, but the surroundings were surrounded by a soft white light.
At this moment, they were like they were on the moon, except for the tatami mats, even the surrounding walls had disappeared, and the strange thing was that the wooden platform and vase were still there, Sasaki gasped, knowing that the sun was still shining just now, and it turned into night at this moment, which was really a bit unbelievable.
The face of the shirt did not change, but looked at the little madman with a smile and said, "Shijun, are we above the moon?" ”
"That's right, we're on the moon."
"Then why don't you see the fairy?" Upper shirt yarn asked lightly.
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