Hardness on the waist and eyes. The thing finally blocked Wu Zhenren's rotten mouth.

People are always easy to get up, especially when they don't know how many catties and taels they have, but fortunately, Wu Zhenren is not stupid, at least he knows how to be afraid.

The boss's beard shook slightly, and the younger brother next to him took out the pistol at his waist and put it on the temples of their heads.

The strip of red cloth tied to the handle of the gun hung down, just like the hearts of the two Taoist priests of Qian and Wu, sinking to a low point.

"I don't need to say much about what I do."

The boss put his hands behind his back and sighed softly with his back to the three of them: "My brother's life is short, and he walks in the morning, this is the saddest thing for me"

Turning around, the boss's eyes scanned the two Taoist priests left and right, and said, "Lao Tzu has money, but I only have one brother!" No matter which of you has the greatest ability, send my brother home for burial, this thing must be done properly."

Money isn't an issue, then it's fine.

Qian Zhenren and Wu Zhenren, who are in this business, know best that the top of the gun on the head is not as good as the ocean to open the way.

The boss looked down at Wu Zhenren, pointed his finger at his nose and said:

"I'll tell you honestly, I'm going to hand over my brother's matter to Master Qian."

Qian Zhenren's left eyebrow raised:

"Big brother, don't worry! I promise with a head that I will definitely send my brother's body back to my hometown in safety and integrity, and put it in the ground. ”

…………

The vermilion gate under the gold medal plaque of "Maoshan No. 1" is closed,

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

"Seventy-seven forty-nine nails, and they have to be lined up in a line, when will this be nailed? That's an exaggeration."

Ah Fa wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, shook his right hand with a hammer, and continued to nail the coffin with a "bang".

Qian Zhenren shook his head, grabbed the hammer and nailed the coffin: "It's not an exaggeration, it's a must!" This deal is very troublesome, I have already checked, this big brother was born when the lunar year was cloudy, and when he was alive, he lacked virtue and did too much to die, and he died in a mess, and he was bitten to death by a mad dog, maybe he will be a corpse! ”

"No......"

"It's not a big deal, what I'm most afraid of is that your deflated uncle is secretly making trouble!"

Qian Zhenren sighed and shook his head, he didn't know what kind of virtue his junior brother had.

Honest and tactful, arrogant in his heart, he will definitely not be convinced if he loses to himself, if he comes to do something, this task of sending the corpse will be difficult.

…………

The night sky is clear,

The lids of the two coffins of the mass grave were lifted by the moonlight.

Two stiff and stiff bodies sprang out and fell to the ground, and the wild dogs looking for food ran away in fear with their tails between their legs.

The three souls that were bitten by He Cheng were fragmented, and the golden boy with broken seven spirits floated out of the coffin in a vain manner, and the jade girl hid behind the black zombie Lord Yan and did not dare to show his head to look at him.

He Cheng jumped forward and said in zombie words, "I'm going to go down to the mass grave overnight and find a new place." ”

"Sister Hua has been eaten by you, why don't you stay?"

Without female ghosts, zombies dominate this mass grave.

"It is not safe to worship the moon in the mountains, and it is not necessarily dangerous to be in the world"

He Cheng shook his head, and after taking two more glances at the little ghost hiding behind Lord Yama, he said goodbye to the black stiff, raised his arms flat, and jumped down the mountain.

There are countless towns around, and mass graves are higher than one, so how can it really be safe to hide here to worship the moon?

At the bottom, weakness is danger.

The country is dying, the climate of the Beiyang government is approaching, the demons are out, and the masters who have achieved cultivation are also walking around to subdue demons and eliminate demons.

There were no pedestrians on the road in the dark night in the mountains, but the sound of horses' hooves was suddenly heard in the distance.

A horse-drawn carriage from far and near.

The bright red name is eye-catching.

"Level 27 - Money Real Man"

A red-named master who sat on the side of the car and couldn't see the figure clearly.

In addition, the "Level 2-Daotong Ah Fa", who drove the carriage, was much worse.

There is also a "Level 25-Wu Zhenren" hidden under the carriage

So far, these two people are definitely the strongest masters he has ever encountered, and if they are the four-eyed Taoist and the Yixiu master, he is afraid that he will not be able to hold on to ten moves.

He Cheng paused, hid behind a tree and waited for the carriage to go away.

On the carriage, Ah Fa flicked his whip and asked, "Master, did you see any figures on the mountain just now?" I look like a zombie when I jump around."

"Maybe it's a wild man"

Qian Zhenren looked up at the sky with a heavy heart, and said, "Don't worry about roadside gossip, it may not be smooth to go out today." ”

"Today?" Ah Fa looked up at the sky.

"Master, the moon is so beautiful today, and there are no clouds in the sky."

Qian Zhenren narrowed his eyes, as if he was involved in a difficult problem as intricate as a cotton ball.

"Today is a cloudy day, and it is not yet cloudy, and when the moonlight shines on the corpse of the eldest brother in the carriage, the corpse will change."

He raised his hand and scratched his cheek, looking sullen.

Let's say He Cheng, wait for the carriage to finally disappear before leaving.

"There's a magical energy in the moonlight tonight?"

He still doesn't understand the trick of moon worship, maybe zombies are born with it, and he didn't master it even after consulting Lord Yama.

He Cheng stepped forward and jumped towards the barren mountain on the other side of the road.

It's not bad if you can bump into the two thieves who are looking for dragons and gold, or the reckless evil things, and it's better to kill them than to be stuffed in a coffin.

He underestimated his luck.

I just climbed the mountain and was met by a stupid thief pouting. Strands drilled into the graveyard.

He Cheng moved his feet, and was about to approach and taste the taste of human blood, when a thunderbolt suddenly fell from the clear sky!

"Click!!"

"Ahh

The stupid thief came out of the grave, and not only came out of himself, but also dragged out those who were lying inside.

He ran in front, and the woman behind him was in hot pursuit.

"Big brother, big brother help!! In the back, there are zombies! ”

After opening the coffin the day before yesterday and bumping into a zombie with high mana, instead of eating a trench and growing wise, Wangcai turned his brain crooked again because he had no money to eat.

With a hammer and a pickaxe, make a fortune.

This night he got into a woman's coffin, and before he could count the funeral goods in the coffin, a thunderclap sounded, and the woman in the coffin was alive!

Seeing the person in front of him standing, Wangcai led the woman behind him who was chasing after him, ready to pull a cushion.

Who knew that when you got closer......

"Stiff! Stiff! Zombies!! ”

It's a zombie in front too!

There is a roadblock in front, and a life-seeking wolf in the back, either dead or dead!

With a plop, Wangcai knelt on the ground, his legs and hands swinging.

"I'm just opening the coffin and borrowing some money. Okay, let me go, and I'll burn paper money for you when I turn around! ”

He Cheng looked at the woman kneeling down with Wangcai, and the two acted in the same way.

At the beginning, there was a zombie movie, it seemed to be a tomb robber who gave a breath of yang to the female corpse, and from then on, whatever he did, the female corpse did anything, and there were two Taoist priests with high mana!

"Zombie Rebirth!"

Laogang movies are mostly slapstick, and the plot can be finished in a few sentences, so it is not difficult to remember.

"Bang!"

He threw his arms up and jumped forward.

Wangcai is also an acquaintance, and not long after they were separated on that mountain, they were reunited on another mountain.

The footsteps he only heard were near, and Wangcai lowered his head vigorously, but his eyes were rolling wildly and thinking about running for his life.

"Could it be that this zombie is the one that night? Did you come to me for that piece of jade? ”

"Zombie big. Master, this is the treasure I accidentally brought out of your coffin, and the original will be returned today! Farewell, farewell! ”

Wangcai threw a piece of green on the ground, turned his head and fled towards the other side of the mountain.

The movements of the female corpse behind her were synchronized, and she followed closely behind.