Chapter 142: The King of Sparring

"Two big brothers, okay? Is it enough? Zhou Yu asked them tentatively, squeezing out a flattering smile on his face. Since they scolded themselves for being inhumane, they had to cooperate with them to perform a set of inhuman faces, otherwise how could people agree to participate in this competition without exception.

The broken horseshoe crab looked at the python and shook his head. The python responded by giving him a gesture of spreading his hands, and it seemed that the ball was kicked back and forth.

"Okay, I'll make an exception for you to play today. But let's talk ugly ahead, don't rely on the account if you lose; Don't cry out if you're dead. It's the rule! "The final word is still on the python.

"Understood! Got it! Zhou Yu squatted down and whispered a few words in Wei Ya's ear, Xiao Nizi actually burst out laughing and kissed him on the face. Then, he climbed the ladder and chose a good angle on the seat pile behind him, and applauded.

Seeing that the little girl was so excited, it seemed that the opposite side had already won. The Broken Horseshoe Crab and the Python looked at each other with a sad expression on their faces.

"Are you coming? Crushed horseshoe crabs! ā€

"I'm not coming, I can't do it. It's up to you! ā€

"What the hell are you mother-in-law, this kid is a triad at best. You don't pick up the cheap that you gave away for nothing, what a fool! ā€

"Who do you say is stupid?"

"Say you're stupid, you're not stupid, you wear an iron skull on your head!"

", I've been fighting with you today!"

"Two big brothers, two big brothers, please listen to me!" Zhou Yu jumped between the two of them with an arrow step, separating the two who were about to dance awkwardly if they didn't agree with each other.

"Which eldest brother slaughtered the younger brother in a while, it's not too late for you two to continue! Right? The little brother is very easy to kill, three rounds! Three-in-one! Zhou Yu stretched out three fingers and compared the two sides.

Well, this kid has a point, it won't take much strength to scuttle him anyway. It's not too late to shoot him into a mash and then find trouble with the opponent! The night is long, and I have no intention of sleeping, since there is no Jingjing girl, I have to play one more game as a pastime.

"Okay, then I'll give you a ride!" The crushed horseshoe crab said, wiping his garlic nose, clenching his fists and hammering his fine iron heart guard, and standing on the side of the field with his mace. Seeing that he was seated, the others, including the python, all stepped back, making way for a circular playing space.

"Get your weapons!" The broken horseshoe crab still takes care of him and gives him plenty of time to prepare, after all, he has no enmity with him in the past and no grievances in the near future, and it is always a little unbearable to send others back to the West at this time.

"Uh... Zhou Yu took off the burden behind his back, took out the sword of atonement, looked at it and threw it aside, took out the dagger again, compared it with the mace, and took it back with a smile. The cast-iron pestle on the opposite side, which is one and a half meters high and as thick as a small tree, should not be underestimated, and you have to choose a weapon that you can take advantage of, otherwise there will really be no one to collect the body for yourself.

His gaze wandered to the pile of steel seats that had been stacked apart. Under everyone's gaze, he walked over and scrapped through the scrap metal pile for a moment, and took out something. When the horseshoe crab looked at it, he covered his mouth and laughed, where was the weapon this kid carried, it was two iron pipes more than a foot long, connected by a string of iron chains in the middle.

This thing seems to be some kind of device used to suspend luggage on the passenger's head, Zhou Yu thought for a moment. Fortunately, the weight is handy, not light or heavy. The strong men of the snake clan and the fish clan who were watching stared at each other with big eyes, I don't know if this kid has a bad brain, and he plans to use this as a weapon, it is better to surrender directly and let the broken horseshoe crab be slapped to death with a stick.

Who would know anything like nunchucks in the Borderlands? Even if he knew, no one would use it, but Zhou Yu played with this alternative weapon for three years when he was in college. Don't look at this thing's cute shape, harmless to humans and animals, but those who have seen the actual operation will know that those are its appearances that hide people's ears, in fact, the nunchucks are short and concise, and the power is huge, and ordinary people can also use it well to hit a stick with a force of 160 catties.

"Just, just this short stick?" Broken Horseshoe Crab confirmed with him.

"Well, that's it. Life and death are fate, wealth is in the sky, come! After Zhou Yu finished speaking, he stood on the other side of the circular field. With a shake of the wrist of his right hand, he held a steel pipe in each of his left and right hands, and the iron chain was pulled under his armpit and strangled his shoulder.

"Look!" The broken horseshoe crab shouted violently, raised his mace with both hands and smashed it down, obviously wanting to ride Zhou Yu away. But who would have thought that the kid on the opposite side was like a loach, he didn't carry it hard or retreat, but made a wrong step, flashed sideways, and let the toothstick fall from the side, and the next action was done in one go.

With a snap, everyone only saw a flash of cold light, and the kid still strangled the steel pipe with his left and right hands, and there was nothing abnormal. Why, there is an extra blood mark on the face of the broken horseshoe crab? How did it come about?

The broken horseshoe crab roared in pain, and he raised his mace, and he didn't know what to do. It's completely a overwhelming posture, and it swept sideways. Zhou Yu saw the timing of his swing of the stick, a short cat fell to the ground, snapped again, and then ejected. Continuing to defend, this time he found some Bruce Lee feeling, jumping back and forth with his feet left and right, ready to attack in the dodge at any time.

This move of the Grand Governor is extremely damaging, and it is known that the nunchuck can not only attack the enemy's upper and middle lanes, but also the lower three lanes, especially the five inches above the heel. Just now he fell to the ground and shot at the ankle of the broken horseshoe crab, if ordinary people had already broken their ankle bones, the broken horseshoe crab only escaped by virtue of his strong body and thick body.

Even so, he was in terrible pain. Coming back, he squatted on the ground and wailed in pain, rubbing his ankles constantly.

What's going on? Most people didn't see what was going on, they only felt that the monkey-like kid in front of them seemed to attack, but how the two short sticks were manipulated and how they hit the key point of the broken horseshoe crab were not clearly understood.

Although the broken horseshoe crab suffered, how could it be so humiliated in front of its own people. He adjusted slightly, and looked at Zhou Yu, who was adjusting his cadence and jumping, holding a stick in one hand, turning it into a thorn, and a spur shot straight at the door of the Metropolitan Governor. Zhou Yu secretly shouted hello, the broken horseshoe crab was really a master trained in the gladiatorial arena, and when he saw that he was seriously damaged by his own close blow, he immediately sought changes in his moves, took the initiative to control the attack distance, and sealed himself outside the attack range of the mace to ensure his own safety.

However, the horseshoe crab thinks it all too simply. The emergence of unknown things is often not something that can be studied clearly in a day or two. The second feature of the nunchuck is that it can winch the opponent's weapon, thus creating a more favorable space for the user to strike. Faced with a barbed toothstick, it couldn't have been easier to wrench it.

The result was clear, and all the onlookers saw it clearly. Zhou Yu wrapped his hands around him, strangled his toothstick and pulled it, but the broken horseshoe crab looked shocked but didn't have time to let go. A dark figure flashed in front of him, elbowing it against his throat. The strong man of about 200 pounds leaned back straight. Lay on the iron plate with a bang.

Zhou Yu had already left room for him, and he didn't have a dead hand on his elbow. But as one of the two hardest parts of the body, the instantaneous suffocation caused by an elbow hitting the throat is not something that ordinary people can bear. Even if he was as strong as a broken horseshoe crab, after falling to the ground, he was stunned for a long time before sitting up, panting heavily.

"Brother Broken Horseshoe Crab, Accept and Accept!" Zhou Yu stretched out his hand and pulled the broken horseshoe crab up to pull him up. After all, friendship comes first, competition comes second. No, it's survival first, competition second. He didn't come here to pretend to be forced, nor did he provoke, nor did he come to kill people, he came to make friends.

"I—I lost!" Broken Horseshoe Crab shook his head, clenched his right fist and hammered his iron skull hard, turning his head back to his own people. The strong men of the Fish Clan whispered to him, and the Broken Horseshoe Crab pointed at him with anger on his face. Zhou Yu seemed to be able to guess that those people questioned that the broken horseshoe crab was a little underestimated, and the broken horseshoe crab said that you can do it, no can no BB!

"Broken horseshoe crab, you don't need Lao Tzu to make a move, this skinny cat-like kid will take you down in three moves. It seems that the number one fish clan is really famous. Hahaha! "The ability of the python to take advantage of the fire to rob is really impressive.

"Nonsense, Python. Don't stand and talk without back pain, you play a game and try it, if you can withstand three moves. Lao Tzu will still pay you a hundred white strips! The horseshoe crab shouted furiously, clearly haunted by the defeat at this strange weapon.

"Okay, I'm embarrassed to be embarrassed by these 100 white stripes, let the fish clan break the bank!" Fu Python said and stood where the broken horseshoe crab was standing just now with the meteor hammer, and hooked his left index finger towards Zhou Yu, meaning to let him make a move.

The world's martial arts, only fast and unbreakable, Zhou Yu didn't give Fu Python the slightest time to prepare, and even before he put down his hand hooking his fingers, a lightning bolt jumped in front of him. The python was startled and swung his fist at the door in front of him. Zhou Yu is not afraid of fists, but is afraid of the meteor hammer in his right hand, the meteor hammer that was wielded by the force of the python is simply a giant Musang King in motion, if it is wedged on the head, it is not too ugly, and the rest of his life can be spent in bed.

With a snap, the nunchucks hit the back of the left hand where the ambush python swung his fist.

With another snap, the nunchucks hit the right wrist of the python who had just lifted the meteor hammer.

Although the python continued to retreat in shock, the Governor didn't give him a chance, and the spirit monkey stuck to it, and his back hit him in the chest with a bang. The left hand is raised to protect the back of the head, and the right hand nunchuck opens the bow left and right, and the two sides of the snap are continuously hit, and the left and right faces and left and right arms of the python are all accepted according to the order.

On the side, the crushed horseshoe crab jumped to his feet with joy. Nima, make you laugh at me. Lao Tzu finally made three moves. Before you made a move, and before you could put your fingers down, someone threw yourself into your arms and beat the dog with a stick. Yes, it's best to beat you into a pig's head! Grandma's, let you laugh at Lao Tzu!

"Stop, stop, stop!" The python shouted more than a dozen times in a row, Zhou Yu put away the nunchuck, and a tiger jumped back to his position and turned to look at him. The kid squatted on the ground, his hands tickling his head, neck, and shoulders everywhere, hissing and hissing.

"Hey, hey, grandma's, it hurts me to death." Fu Python cursed while rubbing the flesh and skin where he had just been beaten. Zhou Yu roughly estimated that in just seven or eight seconds, he hit the python at least thirty times, because he got into his arms and swung it back, so none of the sticks missed, and it hurt to think about it.

"How's it going, Python? It seems that my hundred white strips have been saved. Hahaha, I took two moves, and you didn't even make a move. It seems that the winners and losers of the two of us have also been divided! Hahaha, happy, happy! Fish Clan drinks tonight, I'm in for a treat! ā€

With a bang, the people of the Broken Horseshoe Crab burst into laughter. Some people point in this direction, others hook their shoulders and think it's a matter of drinking. It is obviously separated from the Chu River and Han Boundary of the Fish Clan, and the Snake Clan gathered on the other side is full of dejection, either looking out the window or rubbing his nose and sighing.

"Brother Fu Python, offend, offend!" Zhou Yu is not a proud person, and he has another deep meaning this time, where do he not know the truth of getting off the donkey down the slope and borrowing flowers to offer Buddha, so he squatted down and pretended to help the python dust off his shoulder, and spread out his palm with the other hand, deliberately pulling him up from the ground.

The python glanced at Zhou Yu with the eyes of the dead fish, and slapped him in the palm of his hand with the back of his hand, which was regarded as receiving his love. The Metropolitan Governor knew that under the situation of the new defeat of the veterans, the python was already very restrained, otherwise the old man was angry and angry and ordered the clansmen to rush up and chop him up, and Zhou Yu had no place to reason.

"Brother, you're amazing!" The broken horseshoe crab came over and pulled the python, and the two of them were relieved of their suspicions. Looking at the expression, the purpose of this guy taking the opportunity to comment is to apply wax to his face after the defeat.

"Carving insect skills, why worry about teeth? Laugh, two dudes! Zhou Yu faced the two of them and bowed respectfully. Then he walked over to the tattered table and chair, picked up Wei Ya, who was grinning and fluttering her legs, and patted her on the head.

"Carney, that's amazing! Hohoo ho! Wei Ya imitated his movements of opening the bow and swinging the stick left and right, but he looked good and did something wrong, which made the men around him who were five big and three thick and full of flesh couldn't help laughing for a while.

"Brother called Carney, right?" Fu Python is a brother, it can be regarded as a clear relationship with Zhou Yu, where to fight, if you don't fight, you don't know each other, the most respected thing in the wilderness and barbarians is force, to put it bluntly, whoever is powerful is the boss. Since the Metropolitan Governor has shown the ability to make the two of them break one after another, Fu Python and Broken Horseshoe Crab should naturally not refuse to be thousands of miles away.

"Exactly, little brother Carney, Brother Fu Python, Jiu Yang! Brother Crushed horseshoe crab, fortunately! "The Governor speaks in an airtight manner.

"Brother Carney has good skills, and I admire and admire him. Looking at the entire continent, there are not many people who can take you three moves. ā€

"You're putting gold on your face again, aren't you? Brother Carney just appeared as a warm-up. Warm-up, you know? Let's change the order, do you think you can still make it to the third one? ā€

"I said Fu Python, you are not as good as others, so you can honestly admit it, okay? Be an open-minded person, be beaten and stand upright, even if Brother Carney doesn't show up, you will end up with a blue nose and swollen face, okay? Break open your pig's trotters and count, when have I ever lost to you? ā€

"Hmph, you didn't take advantage of it at any time!"

"Hey, don't you believe in evil, do you? Do you want to do it again? ā€

The two rolled their arms and sleeves, and their eyebrows twisted together with twisted flowers. Zhou Yu stood in the middle and hurriedly persuaded them to leave.

"Two dudes. Alas, alas, don't hit, it's me, it's my ass! Listen to me, both of you. Just one sentence! ā€

"Damn, if it weren't for Brother Carney...

"What the are you talking nonsense, do you want to fight?"

"Listen to me, two. The younger brother is new to the city and is not familiar with the place, and it is also a kind of fate to fight with the two of them. You see that the little brother has a child, and it is inconvenient to walk the rivers and lakes, can you bother you here for a few days. ā€

"Disturbing?"

"How many days?"

The eyebrows of the two of them spread out and became flying.

"Well, my little brother doesn't eat and sleep for nothing. I did odd jobs for two strong men. Zhou Yu said, making a gesture of using a dun cloth to the ground, and I don't know if the two of them can understand what he means.

"What do you mean by doing odd jobs?" The horseshoe crab and the python looked at each other.

"It's a sparring partner, accompany the two to practice martial arts!" Zhou Yu's mind turned so fast, he wanted to say that he would be a martial artist, but considering their arrogant, three disobedient and two unhappy tempers, it was a question whether they could accept a master in the flat ground. Besides, with so many people watching, you are ashamed to call yourself a "teacher" and let the two of you put face. Therefore, the job and name of sparring are on the paper, neither abrupt nor high-profile, and it is a subtle touch.

"Accompaniment, sparring?"

"Isn't that overkill and tormenting my brother?"

"No, no, no, it's not trivial, it's not broken! The younger brother has a dream when he is a child, he must be incognito, dusk drum and morning bell, and become the king of sparring! ā€

The horseshoe crab and the python looked at each other and gave him a thumbs up.