Duan Xiao: "What about you, why don't you cry?" ”

Wild Song: "I don't have tear ducts. ”

"It's good."

"I think it's good, so why don't you cry?"

"It didn't touch my tears."

"So, what are your tears?"

"I don't know."

After watching the movie and walking around the mall for a while, the two of them went home unsatisfied.

Mama Zheng's meals have been prepared.

Crazy Song bowed his head and ate violently.

Duan Shan and Duan Zhan on the side couldn't see it.

Duan Zhanren couldn't bear it: "How many years have you not eaten?" Isn't it the reincarnation of evil ghosts, as for that? ”

Before Crazy Song could speak, Duan Xiao on the side frowned: "How can you talk to your sister-in-law?" ”

Duan Zhan immediately reacted that his brother was on the side, for fear of being assigned again, and hurriedly apologized to Wild Song: "Sister-in-law, I said the wrong thing, I'm sorry." ”

Wild song: "As a man, you must have backbone, if you can't get used to it, you can't get used to it, you have to be mighty and unyielding, look at you, your brother will be soft when he says you, and it's too unmanly." ”

Duan Zhan asked shamelessly: "Sister-in-law, you teach me, what should I do?" ”

Wild song: "What kind of return, if you are not convinced, you will hit it with your fist." ”

Segment Battle: ...... I don't want to deal with this woman anymore.

He wants to beat his own brother and still shrink like this!

Duan Shan raised his head at this time and said to Crazy Song, "Sister-in-law, I heard that you are the only girl in your class?" All the boys are chasing you, you and one of them often open a room outside, sister-in-law, are you in love? ”

Duan Xiao on the side: ......

Duan Shan noticed that his brother's chopsticks were placed on the table, glanced at his own brother, and felt that his brother should be angry with this woman, so he made persistent efforts: "Sister-in-law, if you think that the boyfriend you are talking about now is better than my brother, you can break the marriage contract with my brother quickly, so it is not good to step on two boats." ”

Duan Xiao glanced at Duan Shan.

His gaze was cold, with a bit of a cold taste.

Duan Shan was glanced at by him, and his throat was dumb and he couldn't say a word.

He was much more knowledgeable than his brother.

Knowing what is meant by moderation, immediately bow your head and remain silent.

It was Duan Zhan, who glared at Wild Song with a surprised face: "You, you, you are obviously engaged to my brother, and you still have a room with someone else?" No wonder the boys in our class said that they could only go to kindergarten to find a place, and sure enough, sure enough, the women now are too profligate. ”

The baby in the first year of junior high school said this kind of thing, just listening to it felt funny.

Crazy Song glanced at him: "Got a girlfriend?" ”

Duan Zhan's face turned red with a "whoosh": "Cai, no, you, what are you talking nonsense." ”

Crazy song snorted softly: "It's not good to study at a young age, just think about what you don't have, no wonder your marksmanship is so bad, it turns out that there are too many distracting thoughts." ”

Duan Zhan's face turned red, he glared at the wild song, gritted his teeth and said, "No, it's you who ...... it."

Duan Xiao: "Shut up." ”

finally came back, and Duan Xiao's full of joy was poured cold water by the three younger brothers one by one, and the water was called a heart-chilling one.

One by one, do you wish he could be a single old man, and if there is a bit of brotherhood.

He glanced at Duan Zhan.

succeeded in turning the two younger brothers into quails, and then turned to Crazy Song and said, "I'm sorry, my brother didn't educate well, it's my fault." ”

Wild Song: "It's okay, it's not me who is in the pit anyway." ”

Duan Xiao: ...... Shot in the chest.

didn't educate his younger brother well, and it was obviously himself who was pitted.