Chapter 113: Li Jinghua, Did You Do It On Purpose?
Mama Lu said: "Naturally, there is no such thing as a lady going out. ”
"Oh. Since Mama Lu said so, then the three girls should not go out. ”
Li Jinghua glared at Sheng Yuqing: "If you don't get my uncle and cousin to start a family, they will do all the work, and I won't be too lazy to go out." The duck is coming back, and after a while, there are no ducks and duck eggs to eat in our house. The chickens weren't put in the coop either. There are so many weasels in the countryside. ”
"What do you do? Isn't this without you to eat? What does it matter about chickens and ducks, if you don't eat them, you won't eat them. Sheng Yuqing stood and spoke without backache: "Besides, the third girl is so rich, just buy two for your uncle another day." ”
Sheng Yuqing, a lazy man who is not diligent in his four bodies, is not rich in grains, only knows how to look at people through his nostrils, and collapses in the Taishi's chair all day long!
Think you're like him, you can count money while lying down?
Even if it's money blown by the wind, you can't just throw it away! What's more, where to buy things during the Chinese New Year?
Facing this bastard, Li Jinghua had a feeling of powerlessness for the first time.
I can only come up with a killer idea: "How does this pot of wild goat meat taste?" ”
Sheng Yuqing looked at the pot of goat meat that he had eaten by himself, and rolled in his throat: "Fishy but not fat, tender but not woody, better than mutton in the palace." ”
"Yejia Village, my uncle will fall into a trap. Well, if you don't let me go out, then I won't have to go up the mountain tomorrow. I will eat this meat tonight, and if I want to eat it again, I am afraid that the prince will have money and no place to buy it. ”
Sheng Yuqing groaned.
"Fresh winter bamboo shoots are even more delicious."
Sheng Yuqing groaned again. Fresh and sweet winter bamboo shoots, the taste that stimulates the taste buds, as long as he thinks about it, he can't get enough of it.
"If you don't nod your head, don't think about eating red duck eggs in the future!"
"Okay." Sheng Yuqing waved his hand: "Go catch the chickens and ducks!" Mama Lu, from now on, the three girls will study for an hour each morning and afternoon. ”
"Yes." Mama Lu is as good as a stream.
Seeing Mama Lu nodding, Li Jinghua immediately ran out.
Feed the chickens......
"Giggles"......
Li Jinghua took some miscellaneous grains and scattered them on the ground.
Chickens and chickens flutter their wings to peck.
Before the chickens were in the cage, about 20 mud ducks "quacked" and walked back from the ridge.
The ducks in Yejia Village have a quirk, they are not afraid of people, they are only afraid of dogs.
Therefore, a group of guards guarding the courtyard, with a sword in one hand and an open hand, stopped the ducks.
Seeing that someone was stopping, the ducks changed directions and continued towards the courtyard gate.
The guards hurriedly reversed course and followed the ducks. Keep stopping.
"Three girls, come quickly!"
Li Jinghua: "It's not fast. These hens all have eggs. In a hurry, the egg has fallen. ”
The indomitable ducks were a great embarrassment for the guards - their task was not to allow living creatures to come near the yard.
And their swords are used to kill, not to kill ducks, especially the ducks of the three girls' family.
I can't kill it, so I can only stop it.
But the ducks in the countryside can fly!
The guards had no choice but to fly after the ducks......
In the setting sun, the silver armor of the guards glistened.
The fluttering sound outside the courtyard alarmed the villagers of the entire Yejia Village.
"The guards of the heavenly family, looking majestic, are actually like that......"
"Not really. I thought there were assassins...... It turned out to be to catch a few ducks. ”
"Tsk, swing a sword, it's a bluff. But it turned out to be a fake trick. ”
The guards' faces turned green when they heard this: there were many villagers watching before. Everyone had a look of adoration on their faces, especially the big girl. But now......
These chaotic voices also disturbed Sheng Yuqing, who was closing his eyes and pretending to sleep.
"What are you arguing about?"
Sheng Yuqing had just stepped out of the threshold when he saw a duck pounce on a guard's face!
"Let's go"!
The little mud duck of the rectal animal, where can he hold back the excrement, and with a sound, he made the guards look like Xiang.
"Woo ......" The villagers boiled.
Sheng Yuqing covered his face: Shame!
What a shame!
The dignified five-grade guards with knives, the state officials saw the characters who wanted to bow down, but they were defeated by the ducks!
What a great damage to the majesty of the heavenly family!
"Li Jinghua, did you do it on purpose? Deliberately grinding and trying to make me make a fool of myself? ”
Sheng Yuqing saw Li Jinghua hunched over and leaned in front of the chicken coop, and couldn't help but shout angrily.
Li Jinghua didn't look back: "You guess." ”