"Hey, hey, you're my own sister, hurry up and get your husband away. After ordering 'early' overnight, the singers stopped working. The guests also sang to me and ran away. I don't listen to any persuasion. I let him mess up this little bit of business. ”

When the manager of the bar saw Ling Wei's arrival, he seemed to see a savior, and just stepped forward to "complain".

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to cause you trouble. Can I trouble you again? Help me lift him up in the car. I'm alone...."

"Okay, okay, of course, no problem, two people, send this customer to the car."

Without waiting for Ling Wei to finish speaking, the manager agreed to come down. You know, it's easy to please God, but it's really hard to send God.

"Ahh I have money for this song, hehe, it's not over yet. When the male singer saw that someone was going to pick Zhao Wu away, he hurriedly stepped forward to stop him.

"What song money?" Ling Wei asked suspiciously.

"He's been ordering this all night, and we've sung 'Early' a dozen times. A song is 200, give you a discount, don't want a fraction, you give 2,000. ”

"How much? Two thousand? What kind of broken song is two thousand? You are charged according to the standard of "Zhang Yu", right? ”

"Oh, I said beauty, look, when your boyfriend ordered a song, we made it very clear to him, ordering a song is two hundred, he has been ordering, and this one has been on it, we have sung it more than a dozen times, and two thousand yuan is not too much, right?"

"It's 750, if you want it, you can take it, don't I really don't have it. There are still 4 pieces here, 754, all belongings. ”

At the same time as the other party spoke, Ling Wei opened her wallet, counted her 'assets', and then threw it at the other party 'without reservation'.

"Well, this.... You're not kidding me, big beauty? ”

"Do you want it or not? What is this, there are thousands of thousands of people who open their mouths, why don't you rob it..."

"Okay, okay, 750 is 750, you better keep these 4 pieces for yourself. I'm unlucky to meet you today. What kind of people, these are..."

The male singer snatched the money from Ling Wei's hand, turned around and returned to the stage to start packing up his equipment and preparing to get off work.

Ling Wei glanced at the other party angrily, picked up Zhao Wu's clothes and other items, and walked towards the door.

"Hey... That's how much you have to drink, it's all drunk like this. This is going to meet a trafficker or something, stealing a kidney and gouging a cornea, and you can still run away? ”

Ling Wei held the steering wheel in her hand, and through the rearview mirror in the car, she watched Zhao Wu lying on the seat in a delirious state, motionless, and the smell of wine emanating from her body permeated all corners of the car. Ling Wei looked at it for a moment and sighed to herself.

"Hello, is there still a room?" Ling Wei drove Zhao Wu to a fashionable hotel called 'Roland'.

"Good evening. There is only one wedding room left. The waiter at the front desk stood up and said.

"Wedding room? Nothing else? ”

"I'm sorry beauty, it's really gone, the other rooms are full."

"That's okay, the wedding room will be the marriage room."

"Okay, please show me your ID. Do you live alone? ”

"It's a person, but not me, it's him." As she spoke, Ling Wei pointed out the door.

"Beauty, you're not kidding me, are you?" The waiter followed Ling Wei's gesture and saw a brand-new Cayenne parked at the door.

"No, no, no, it's the people in the car. If you drink too much, you will have to ask for help. ”

"Okay, okay, no problem. The room is 521 on the 5th floor. Please show your ID and a deposit of 500 RMB. ”

When Ling Wei opened her wallet and was about to pay the deposit, she remembered that when she was at the bar, she gave all the money to the singer. Then he returned to the car and took out Zhao Wu's wallet, and after opening it, her eyes were straight, and she had a thick pile of 100 yuan bills, not to mention 20,000 or 30,000 yuan. She thought silently to herself.

"This rich person is different, he even carries so much cash when he goes out."

Then, he took out 500 yuan and handed it to the waiter, and then stuffed the room card into his bag. After checking in all the formalities, Ling Wei helped Zhao Wu into the room with the help of the hotel attendant.

"If you need anything, call the front desk directly, and there is a post on it." The waiter pointed to the extension phone at the bedside and said.

"Okay, thank you."

"You're welcome, it should be done. I wish you a good night. After the waiter finished speaking, he closed the door and exited the room.

"Oh, big brother, you're so heavy."

After the waiter left, Ling Wei put the satchel on the sofa, swept the rose petals pressed under Zhao Wu's body to the ground, and then removed Zhao Wu's shoes and pushed him to the middle of the round bed. After a busy time, Ling Wei, who was already weak, felt exhausted, and she also lay on the edge of the round bed, panting heavily, and her eyes couldn't help but be attracted by the romantic outfits in the room.

The ceiling of the room is decorated with heart-shaped balloons and hanging flowers, two pink lace bands are pulled diagonally from the four corners of the room, and the room is covered with a sea of romantic roses, dressers, dining tables, champagne glasses, romance can be seen everywhere in the room, even the bathtub is sprinkled with rose petals. The most comfortable moment in life is the night of candles in the cave room and the title of the gold list. These two sentences have been passed down for a long time from ancient times to the present. Faced with such a scene, Ling Wei's girlish heart was aroused, and she fantasized about her marriage with happiness on her face....

"Water, I want to drink water..."

Zhao Wu's * voice broke Ling Wei, who was indulging in wonderful fantasies. She looked around, thinking it was an illusion, and then, she felt the round bed shake slightly, and then she fixed her eyes on Zhao Wu's body.

"Give me some water, I want to drink water..." Zhao Wu's eyes were closed, but his lips opened and closed, and his voice was very weak.

"Okay, don't worry, I'll pour you water."

Ling Wei hurriedly got up from the bed, picked up the kettle on the table and shook it, and found that the kettle was empty. In a hurry, she put down the kettle again, picked up a bottle of mineral water, opened it and sent it to Zhao Wu's mouth. Unexpectedly, he was completely uncontrollable, not only did he not drink the water in his mouth, but he also spilled his body.

"Big brother, you can't do it."

Ling Wei put the water on the table, hurriedly ran to the bathroom to bring the towel, wiped it where the water had been spilled, poured the water in the bottle into the cup, put one hand under the back of Zhao Wu's head, helped Zhao Wu up, and carefully fed the water to Zhao Wu's mouth.

"You said you're drinking so much if you don't have anything to do. It's really a toss-up. ”

After a busy time, Ling Wei took out her mobile phone and searched for 'what to do if you drink too much'. Then, according to the instructions of the search, Ling Wei scalded the towel with boiling water, then took it out and twisted it slightly wet, touched it herself, and felt that it was not so hot, so she carefully stroked Zhao Wu's forehead. Then he did another towel and gently wiped it on Zhao Wu's face.

Perhaps affected by the towel, Zhao Wu felt something strange on his face in a daze, and then raised his hand to throw the towel aside. Stimulated by the strength of his limbs, Zhao Wu only felt that there was a rushing air flow in his stomach, which was extremely uncomfortable. Having never eaten pork or seen a pig run, Ling Wei saw Zhao Wu's move and knew that he must be going to drink. Then, with great effort, he dragged Zhao Wu up from the bed, put his arm on his shoulder, wrapped his other hand around Zhao Wu's waist, and staggered towards the bathroom.

But at this time, how could Zhao Wu control it, and when the two of them were only one step away from the bathroom, his stomach began to churn. Then, just listen to the 'poof..' With a bang, the wine in the stomach poured out like a fountain, spraying on the ground and clothes.... Everywhere, everywhere.

"Ahh You're so disgusting, can't you go to the toilet and vomit again? Ling Wei screamed.

Not only that, but I almost threw up.

"Okay.. Not.. OK.." Zhao Wu didn't know what the other party was talking about, but when he heard that it was okay, he subconsciously responded to the other party.

"Hurry up, big brother, what, you can do it. You're disgusting, look at my bad luck. ”

Zhao Wu knelt on the ground, holding the toilet in both hands, and plunged into it....

And Ling Wei, after taking off her vomited clothes, came behind Zhao Wu, pinched her nose with one hand, and patted Zhao Wu's back with the other. The expression was pained. I don't know how long it took, but I saw that Zhao Wu didn't move. Ling Wei picked up the toothbrush cup, took a glass of water, and handed it to Zhao Wu.

"Eh, this is cold water, you can't drink it. Let you rinse your mouth..."

Without waiting for Ling Wei's words to land, Zhao Wu didn't care about thirty, seven or twenty, sat on the ground, picked up the water cup and drank not a single drop left. After drinking, he stuffed it back into Ling Wei's hand.

"Give me full.. Full. ”

"Poof..."

Looking at Zhao Wu after being drunk, he couldn't be more cute, Ling Wei was angry and laughing.

After Zhao Wu handed the teacup to Ling Wei, he leaned on the toilet and continued to fall asleep. Ling Wei took off Zhao Wu's clothes with great effort, and then lifted him up and helped him to the bed. After the quilt is covered. Ling Wei picked up the phone and called the front desk.

"Hey, hello. I'm from room 521, may I ask you, can you dry clean your clothes here? ”

"Yes, ma'am, shall we go up and pick it up or will you send it down?"

"Please come up and get it."

"Okay, you wait a minute. I'm going to contact the laundry guy to pick it up now. ”

Ling Wei originally thought that after settling Zhao Wu down, she would leave by herself, but now it seems that maybe it didn't go so well. In this case, she simply turned on the TV, turned the volume to the minimum, lay on the sofa, and watched it leisurely....