Chapter 25: Who Is the Fish That Bites? (Ask for Votes)
"Xiaofan, what are you doing here? Chased by a dog? The fat man looked at Lin Xiaofan, who was sweating profusely, and asked curiously.
After the fat man knew that Lin Xiaofan was a real master, he attached great importance to tonight's appointment, so he came to the dormitory early and waited for Lin Xiaofan's arrival.
"You're just being chased by a dog! Your whole family is being chased by dogs! Lin Xiaofan was speechless about the fat man's analogy, so he had to return a tooth for a tooth.
The dogs of the Tian Yuan Continent are still dogs, and they are still people's good friends, although they are much taller and braver, they still have the same identity after all.
The fat man didn't mind the whole family being chased by dogs, he just laughed a few times, touched a few pimples, and then pinched the corners of his clothes disgustingly, and then said with a shy face: "Then what are you doing?" Don't tell me you're practicing a peerless skill! ”
"Peerless miraculous?" Lin Xiaofan looked at the fat man's fat head, he couldn't imagine that such a head could produce such an awesome brain hole, he secretly admired it in his heart, and said in his heart that people can't be good-looking, so he simply nodded, "That's right!" This is the divine skill, the peerless divine skill! ”
"Really? I don't know much, don't lie to me! "The fat man tried his best to open those two small lines, but unfortunately the upper and lower eyelids were fat and swollen, how could there be room to open?" What is this called? Teach me! Teach me! ”
"Beautiful Men Exercises." Lin Xiaofan returned to his bed and said with a smile while wiping his sweat.
Not to mention, it's quite comfortable to chat with a normal fat person.
However, when Lin Xiaofan couldn't stand the fat man's stalking, and told the fat man about the many miraculous effects of this magic skill and the "cultivation" method, the fat man was listless, and even had a face full of contempt, "Run? Just a kilometer or two away? Even if I run three or five kilometers, I may not be sweating like you, let alone becoming a beautiful man. ”
"What if you don't use spiritual power?" Lin Xiaofan asked rhetorically.
"This ......" The fat man was speechless, if he didn't use spiritual power, let alone three or five kilometers, it was three or five hundred meters, he would have to become a sweaty man, but he was still unconvinced, "Since we have learned spiritual power, why don't we use it?" ”
Yes, yes, but it depends on where it is used?
Moreover, it is forbidden to use spiritual power to run, which can exercise people's endurance, hone people's will, and enhance the vitality of cells, etc., which is a "peerless miracle" that can be practiced by everyone.
But how can chickens and ducks talk together?
Lin Xiaofan saw that the fat man had no enthusiasm for running and was not ready to participate, so he lost interest in persuading him to join, and remembered that looking for him was not to discuss the meaning of running, so he asked: "Fat man, why did I ambush the King of Power yesterday, but he seemed to have foreseen my existence early?" Grabbed my wrist with a backhand? ”
He was extremely confident in his camouflage skills, and after recalling it again and again, he really couldn't think of what went wrong, so he asked the fat man, hoping that he was a bystander, maybe he could give an answer.
But who knows that it's okay not to talk about this, when it comes to this fat man, he is almost about to burst out, if it weren't for the fat man's already thinking that Lin Xiaofan is a low-key master who can't be provoked, he would have pressed Lin Xiaofan to the ground and played Jiji fiercely.
"Are you embarrassed? Isn't it fun to play with people like this? The fat man looked at Lin Xiaofan with an angry face, if his eyes could kill, it was estimated that Lin Xiaofan had been killed by him more than 108,000 times.
What does it mean to be fatty? When did Lao Tzu play with him? Could it be that this product is still in the state of playing?
Not really!
But looking at his look, it really doesn't look like acting.
"What's wrong? How am I going to play with you? ”
Lin Xiaofan is not a violent temper, but he is not a good person like his predecessor, but he can endure it, what if he really misses any steps? And isn't it just to find out the reason why I asked the fat man now?
However, if the fat man does not give a satisfactory answer, he does not mind asking for a brick and waiting for this bully and afraid of the hard.
The fat man saw that Lin Xiaofan's "peerless face" was sunny and cloudy, and his heart was so frightened that he "chuckled", and then he realized that this guy was the master who slapped the bricks without saying a word, and hurriedly laughed twice, before he smiled bitterly: "Didn't we make an appointment yesterday, and I tried my best to create a super large movement to influence the king's thinking and audio-visual?" I did, but what about you? ”
"Me? I did the same, huh? Didn't I kill it at the right time? Lin Xiaofan frowned and asked puzzled.
"The best time? Is that the right time? Are you kidding me? Am I blind or am I blind, or are we all blind? Seeing Lin Xiaofan talking so irresponsibly, the fat man's emotions suddenly came up again, and he was simply spitting saliva like a roar, wanting to drown Lin Xiaofan.
Belch? What's going on? Is there really a problem?
If it's just acting, you wouldn't dare to do this to yourself if you borrowed a hundred dares from a fat man.
But how can Lin Xiaofan admit defeat casually? After thinking about it, he said, "You can talk about the situation carefully, and I will analyze it with you to see if my timing is the best time." ”
"Okay, listen to me......"
The fat man's memory is not bad, and he began to describe the situation at the time without any difference, and it seems that everything is consistent with his memory, but when the fat man said that he attacked in front of the king for the first time, he didn't react, and the helpless fat man cheekily returned to the same place to repeat the old trick, and it wasn't until he rushed in front of the king for the eighth time that he suddenly attacked......
, for the eighth time?
Lin Xiaofan was speechless: It seems that the problem does come from his own side.
I want to trigger the brick mode function by myself, and it has taken the fat man eight times to provide only time, and I thought that the time inside was static, but it turned out to be a coincidental illusion.
No wonder King Li can fight back against himself so easily - as long as King Li is not a big o idiot, how can he not see that the fat man is acting again and again, there must be a big problem? King Eli has gone through countless battles, and even if he couldn't see through his disguise at that time, how could he not be careful? So like a small fish, I took a big bite at the hook......
But who the hell can blame? Who told that when he first left, it was the fat man who attacked the king of power, and when his soul returned, it was the fat man who attacked the king of power? Who the hell told you to be so coincidental? Can't you just be a little faster or a little later?
Lin Xiaofan knew that he was wrong, but he resolutely refused to admit defeat.
But thinking about the fat man's ability to repeat such a shameless action eight times, coupled with the previous righteous and awe-inspiring performance, this is really a talent!
What is most important in this society? Talent!
So, fat people are talents! Fat people are important!
Who should such talents follow? Of course, it is the most handsome, smartest, and most chic Lin Xiaofan in Tianyun Continent......