Chapter 324: Twin Brothers
In fact, many times the scary thing is not that many people swim naked together, but suddenly find that there is a swimsuit in it.
Brother Butterfly Lianhua is the one who wears clothes, and it looks so dazzling at this time, so that Zhou Yu and Mensa, who met for the first time, want to greet the old fist.
Anyway, there were no outsiders present, and the two left and right protectors of Die Lianxi and Die Lianjian were dismissed by him, and the two of them happened to fight the landlord. If you want to say that this name is also a little more artistic, Huajian Creek was originally an extremely nice name, and it should be a reference to the chair that symbolizes the power of the human race in Drunken Flower City.
But when you come to them, tied up with five big and three thick butterflies, how can you feel so awkward? Butterflies should be synonymous with beauty, luck, and fantasy, but they can be interpreted by this group of old guys, and they are over, and they have become uncles.
That's it, there is also a love for flowers, a love for streams, and a love for streams. Your grandmother's, all the good cabbage is arched by the pigs.
But fortunately, Mensa and Dadu don't eat that, so what do you love? At this moment, if you don't say a meridian, let's let you practice first aid first. So, one strangled its neck, and the other took its four eyes with a deadly soul-chasing claw.
"Good, good!"
Brother Hua sighed, his expression darkened, and he gave up resisting. Zhou Yu also sent the big arm that strangled its neck away.
"If you hadn't told the first half of the story, I would have thought I was wrong. Legend has it that Sorento did not die but was seriously wounded, and found a scapegoat to take the blame for himself, and then he sneaked away and hid in the vicinity to recuperate and fight again. โ
"However, soon the Phantom Butterfly Clan discovered his traces, and in exchange for keeping the secret, Soranto swore that after his death, he could sacrifice his head as a bone cup, so that the little-known Phantom Butterfly Clan could change its weak and weak decline, and from then on command the elves and dominate the continent."
Sorento, who had been badly wounded, died within a few years, and the bone cup was made from his skull. Look at the materials, the workmanship, the pulp, and the old, at first glance, they are old objects, and they are definitely not the low-grade goods in the hands of street vendors. โ
"You mean, it's just a fake in our apeback elephants?"
"I didn't say it, I just said it was just real in my hands."
"Mine is real!"
"Mine is real!"
"Mine is real!"
The two of them are almost tall, short, fat and thin, and at the moment their heads are on each other's heads, like children holding cows, and no one will back down. Mensa took advantage of it, and made it extremely uncomfortable to put the butterfly on top of the flower, because it had a long nose.
Zhou Yu ignored the two old glasses, went straight over and picked up the two bone cups, and looked at them carefully. Since ancient times, human civilization has had the custom of using bones to make utensils, including bone cups, bone flutes, bone staffs, etc., some for inheritance and sacrifice, and some for conquest and violence.
What does Sorento's skull cup mean? I don't think Mensa and Butterfly Love Flower know much, otherwise they can kill each other with words, why bother with their eyes?
The bone cups are slightly lighter and the other is slightly heavier, but the difference is not obvious. In terms of size, it is also slightly larger and one is slightly smaller. One big, one small...
Zhou Yu put the two bone cups together with the attitude of trying it out. Hey, don't say it, the big one is on the outside of the small one, it's tight, it's made in heaven, it's like, it's like a matryoshka doll.
It doesn't matter if the bone cups are put together, what matters is what happens next. The two green fluorescences converged together, as if two vines were pulling, entangled, and intersecting like glue, and they refused to part with each other. What was even more shocking was that there was a faint sound coming from the cup, which sounded creepy and chilling.
"Yes, what's the sound?"
Mensa and Butterfly Love Flower didn't care about the fight, and they all came together. The sound gradually changed from murmuring to swearing, and finally to roaring, deafening and soul-stirring, and those with a little weaker willpower would have long since grabbed the ground with their heads.
"Deathโall have to dieโnot a good deathโ"
Zhou Yu heard it clearly, it was cursing death.
"Woo woo - brother - I died so miserably - brother - avenge me!"
There were two voices in the bone cup, one cursing and the other crying, as if they were still brothers.
Zhou Yu frowned, gently placed the cup on the table, and let the two green lights linger together. At this time, there seemed to be two souls in front of him, looking at each other in the air, talking to each other, and refusing to leave for a long time.
Elder brother? Could it be that ...
That's the only way to do it.
"I see!"
Zhou Yu slapped his thigh, and in the cave where the ghost cried wolf, Mensa and Butterfly Love Flower bounced up at the same time.
"Sixth brother, don't scare your own people, okay?"
Good guy, I'll be my own person with you after such a while, why didn't you say that you were related to me when you took Lao Tzu as a Sunday just now?
"I guess - Sorento is not alone!"
"Nonsense, I know it too!"
Butterfly Love Flower took a sip of him, and sat back on the wicker chair like a deflated ball.
"Yes, Aida, Sorento can't be alone, he can only be an elf."
The Metropolitan Governor almost fell to the ground, and it turned out that this was what the two turtle grandsons meant. Alas, it was really Huang Jianxiang who gave Wang Xiaoya a draft - not on the same channel.
"I mean, Sorento are twin brothers!"
"What?"
"Twin brothers?"
Zhou Yu stopped talking, looked at the pair of bone cups, and listened to the conversation between the two of them. Mensa and Butterfly Love Flower also heard the doorway, didn't dare to interject, and looked directly at the things on the table.
"Brother, after a lot of hardship, I finally found you."
"Well, I made you suffer."
"Brother, I-"
"Wait! Who's out there? โ
One sentence asked the three of them like chickens, do you really ask us? How to answer?
"Well, back to Lord Sorento, it's Terran Aida here. I am the current lord of the Phantom Butterfly Clan, Butterfly Love Flower, accompanied by the Mensa Lord of the Ape Back Elephant Clan. โ
Nima, you old fox, Zhou Yu almost shaved his ears. At this time, you pushed Lao Tzu out as a shield, why didn't you recognize me as Aida just now?
"Aida? Didn't you die early? โ
The older voice in the bone cup said with a slight sarcasm.
"I'm dead? No, I'm sorry for you. I don't want you two brothers, you have to live in an urn! โ
Sorento didn't know what the urn meant, and the word and the hukou were proper nouns in contemporary Internet quotes.
"Hahaha, not dead? How can it be? I saw with my own eyes that you were slaughtered by that old thief, and your blood was splattered on the spot, and you were killed instantly, and if I hadn't foreseen it in the morning, I would have died like you! โ
"Aren't you blind now? What to drag? โ
"Presumptuous!"
The bone cup screamed, and the whole nesting doll shook like a top, and it was almost overturned.
"Oh, I can't help it, I can't help it!"
Butterfly Loveflower hurriedly took out two hands to hold it to prevent Sorento from falling.
"Am I presumptuous? Then you just come out and teach me a lesson, Lord Sorento? โ
Zhou Yu said that in the back, he was full of temperament, and it was clear that he was arguing with the Sorento brothers. He expected that these two brothers would not be able to get out, otherwise they would be reduced to being angry in the cup, and they would have already set off a bloody storm. Only the small leader of a small clan like Butterfly Lianhua will take him seriously. Most governors don't eat this set, I've seen more officials and officials in my previous life, how old are you?
A director's quotations can be made into thousands of questions, so that all cadres can take closed-book exams, your dull temper is too much.
"Hmm-"
The cup seemed to be thinking, and as soon as he started talking to Zhou Yu, he found that his brother's voice was gone, which showed that when the two brothers were present at the same time, it was the elder brother who was in charge. And this appearance seems to have also labeled the fate of the two as iron.
The party that has no opinion will definitely become a scapegoat and be played with by the other.
"You saw through it, count how capable you are. Today's reunion with my younger brother is a sign of great joy for all. I don't care about you as a mortal, and I won't spare you from dying. โ
Hehe, Zhou Yu couldn't help laughing. You old miscellaneous hair, since you have said that I have seen through it, it is natural that you can't rectify Lao Tzu. Why bother to move out of office for a family reunion and a reason to stop the fight? Isn't it covering your ears and stealing the bell, chopping your hands to recharge?
But thinking about it carefully, Zhou Yu was relieved, he was also the overlord of the elven grassland, and once upon a time he knelt down under his feet, and countless lords bowed and worshipped. Now in front of his old subordinates, what's wrong with putting a few cruel words?
Aren't all young people who have just started work like this? Being taught by various so-called seniors, after taking life lessons and business lessons, it is not easy to find the leader to sign, and people have to take the opportunity to care about you to give you a few lessons, respectively, called I can do it, you can't do it, I tell you how to do it, you can't surpass me again, if you listen to the class well, nod your head and go out; If you have any thorns, then good fellow, the hat with a little tail up to the sky will be buttoned down for you. Moreover, one is ten, ten is hundreds, and hundreds are thousands.
"It's not that I've seen through it, Lord Sorento, it's that you have too many flaws!"
"Me? What's wrong with me? Hahaha ignorant humans! You have the same virtue as him, no wonder you will be played by the old thief, and you don't know how you died in the end. โ
"Oh? That's better than you, sacrifice your brother to die, and you will steal your life and survive. โ
"Look for death! Phantom Butterfly Clan and Elephant Clan Warriors, take down this bloody boy for me! โ
Warrior? Could it be that it's just the two of us? Butterfly Lianhua and Mensa glanced at each other, one raised his head to look at the bright moon, and the other lowered his head to think of his hometown, pretending not to hear.
It's not the two of us, the former Lord Sorento, we're not blind, we all see it. You can even betray your own brother, can you take a look at our two cheap lives?
Elf elves, can you not be shrewd? All of them are better than monkeys. It is not too difficult to get them to obey the orders of an unsacrificing spiritual leader than to make them pose in a rare and confused manner.