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She put on the incense, knelt on the futon but did not kowtow, tilted her neck to look at Ding Ermiao, and said, "Xiaodao chief, isn't there a sign here?" ”

"What sign do you ask for, what hexagram do you ask?" Ding Er's sprouts are as big as a fight.

"Hehe, the little woman is here to ask for marriage......" Hu Diemeng smiled like a goblin, and flew at Ding Ermiao's eyebrows.

"Marriage is destined by nature, you just burn incense and kowtow, and when the time comes, you will definitely get married, and you will definitely have a husband. Kowtow, hurry up. Ding Ermiao urged.

Hu Diemeng pursed his lips at this time, kowtowed a few times to the statue, stood up, pointed at Ding Ermiao and said, "Bodhisattva bless, I want to find a husband like you!" ”

Ding Ermiao was frightened and grinned: "Eldest sister, are you here to incense or to find your husband?" What's so rare about a two-legged man like me? It's all over the place. Didn't you come to the mountains to look for it? ”

For this Hu Die's dream, Ding Ermiao was really a little scared. This is a Taoist temple, a quiet place for Taoism, in case Hu Diemeng messes around here and is known by the master, then what is it?

Hu Diemeng just ate Ding Ermiao, and said with a wicked smile: "Two legs? I see you have three legs, right? ”

"What...... Three-legged, huh? Ding Ermiao reacted, a little broken, and said: "Eldest sister, this is the holy land of Daomen, in front of the statue, talking too casually, it will damage the good fortune." ”

"Cut...... Food, color, sex, too. When these immortals were in the world, were they so serious? Hu Diemeng looked at the main hall, and said as he walked: "Ermiao, you prepare a room for me, and I want to live in your Qiyun Temple." ”

"Huh?" Ding Ermiao was even more surprised and asked, "What are you doing here?" We don't take pilgrims here. ”

"If you don't clean up my room, I'll sleep in the same bed with you, and I'll kill someone, and you're responsible!" Hu Diemeng said aggressively.

Damn, this little witch is determined to spoil me!

Ding Ermiao frowned and asked, "Hu Diemeng, are you really fake?" ”

"Really." Hu Diemeng smiled proudly and said, "However, I don't plan to be your wife, I just want to live here for a few days, investigate and study supernatural events, and do a research topic." You are a little Taoist, I hope you can cooperate with me. ”

The last time I drove the corpse, Hu Diemeng's camera was taken away by Humpty Dumpty, who arrived later. The Humpty Dumpty man was the head of the Three Poor Dao, but he wore a lot of clothes and changed his appearance. The three poor Taoist chiefs did not allow Hu Diemeng to mess around, so his camera was confiscated.

Therefore, Hu Diemeng did not shoot the shocking scene about the supernatural event, and he was very unconvinced, so he went home and thought about it, so he simply moved to Qiyunguan and pestered Ding Ermiao.

"Ho ho ...... It turns out that you are doing a project! Ding Ermiao breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Isn't it just to see ghosts with your own eyes?" Yes, as long as you don't be afraid! ”

"With you protecting me, why should I be afraid?" Hu Diemeng said as a matter of course.

"Okay, I promise you, I'll take you with me to hunt ghosts. But I'm living hard here, so be prepared. In addition, ghost hunting is risky, and safety is at your own risk. If you are captured by some big zombie and become the wife of the zombie den, don't blame me for not being well protected! ”

"Don't worry, if something happens, I won't let you go." Hu Diemeng said with a smile.

Ding Ermiao did not withdraw, and led Hu Diemeng to the master's room and let Hu Diemeng stay.

But Hu Diemeng disliked that the bed of the three poor road chiefs was not clean, and he wanted to live with Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao had no choice but to change rooms, give his room to Hu Diemeng, and move into the master's room by himself.

During the day, Hu Diemeng pestered Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao deliberately recited mantras and scriptures, and sat upright in the main hall, pretending.

Fortunately, Hu Diemeng didn't do nothing, and at noon, Hu Diemeng made a meal by himself and beckoned Ding Ermiao to eat.

Ding Ermiao tasted it and found that Hu Diemeng's cooking skills were not bad.

In the evening, Ding Ermiao cleaned up and said, "Hu Diemeng, I'm going to hunt ghosts, do you want to go and see?" ”

This Hu Diemeng, Ding Ermiao planned to scare her away earlier, and the province was here to tease herself every day. In case she can't hold it one day, isn't the boy body of more than ten years cheaper for her?

It just so happened that the three poor Dao chiefs were in the four directions of east, west, south and north, and they each sealed an old ghost and left it for Ding Ermiao to practice. Now, Ding Ermiao plans to scare away Hu Diemeng with this organ.

"Okay, I'll get things ready. By the way, ghost hunting, can I take pictures? Hu Diemeng asked excitedly.

"Yes......" Ding Ermiao said.

In fact, Ding Ermiao knows that ghosts cannot be presented in the camera. Unless, the ghost is wearing a person's clothes, in which case, the clothes can be seen in the camera.

Hu Diemeng was overjoyed, packed up, took Ding Ermiao's arm, and went out.

Ding Ermiao led 10,000 people to behead, with the Maoshan Great Seal, with the Five Elements Flag and other magic weapons, fully armed.

Tonight's destination is a mountain five or six miles west of Qiyunguan. This mountain, jutting out of the valley, is round and straight, and has a very unpleasant name in the local area: Nai Tou Mountain.

Ding Ermiao didn't think the name was good, so he changed a name to it, called: Milk Bowl Mountain.

Master Sanqi Dao Chang made it clear in his letter that there was a mountain crack in the southwest corner of this rice bowl mountain, and the evil ghost was sealed in the crack.

After walking two miles out of the house, when he arrived in a remote area, Ding Ermiao began to pretend to be a ghost, screaming in shock, squatting down from time to time, or jumping behind the big trees and rocks, pretending to be nervous.

Hu Diemeng believed it to be true, and followed behind Ding Ermiao, scared and excited.

But Ding Ermiao repeatedly scared Hu Diemeng, and Hu Diemeng also began to be suspicious, and said: "Little god stick, you have been dancing like a god for a long time, why haven't you seen a ghost?" I think you deliberately scared me and made me hide in your arms, so that I could take advantage of me and eat my tofu, right? ”

"Eldest sister, is it necessary to take such a hard time if I want to take advantage of you? If you don't take advantage of me and don't eat my tofu, I'll thank God......" Ding Ermiao muttered.

Hu Die dreamed about it, nodded and said, "That's the same." ”

Ding Ermiao couldn't cry or laugh, and continued to walk forward with Hu Diemeng.

Walking to the southwest corner of the designated rice bowl mountain, the 10,000 people in Ding Ermiao's umbrella were chopped, and it was really buzzing, and it was clearly audible at night!

"What a ghost!" Ding Ermiao praised it, looked at Hu Diemeng and said, "Hu Diemeng, this is really back, you watch with your eyes wide open, and give a few more close-ups to the fierce ghosts!" (To be continued.) )