Chapter 1: I Actually Slept with Chang'e!
"Your Excellency, Your Excellency, Wake Up!"
On the upper berth of the sleeper compartment of the T288 train, Cheng Feng was sleeping soundly, and was suddenly awakened by a voice.
"Who? What the hell is an adult? ”
Cheng Feng was startled, opened his eyes wide, and looked down.
But when he looked at it, he found that everything was normal in the aisle, and no one came to come over at all, let alone the sound that was almost coming from his ears!
Cheng Feng was stunned, just as the voice sounded again:
"The small one is not a ghost, the small one is a horse face, and it was King Yama who asked me to come to find an adult!"
This time, Cheng Feng listened to his voice so well that his hairs stood on end in an instant.
This Nima, who hit a ghost in broad daylight, is actually talking in the air!
And this guy also claims to be Hades and wants to find him!
"No, my life matters!"
Cheng Feng was so frightened that he jumped down and fled for his life.
He is an ordinary high school student, let alone enjoying life, and even he is still a virgin and doesn't know what it is like to be a woman, how can he go to see King Yama like this!
"Your Excellency, Your Excellency! It's like this......"
Before Cheng Feng could put on his shoes, the voice sounded in his ears again.
"Damn, you're still there!"
Cheng Feng panicked, and now he also found that the people in the other shops and aisles around him didn't seem to be able to hear this sound!
The more he thought about it, the more scared he became, Cheng Feng couldn't care about the way others looked at him like a neurotic...... He ran away.
There is no way to get rid of the tracking of this horse face from the top bunk to the bottom bunk, so he hides in the toilet, this guy can't squeeze in!
And in the toilet of the carriage, maybe there are some aunt towels or something...... It's been written in supernatural novels that ghosts are afraid of these filthy things!
"Hey, I didn't expect that one day I would have to rely on my aunt's towel to save my life."
Closing the toilet door and looking at the garbage basket not far away, Cheng Feng wanted to cry without tears.
However, before he finished speaking, a familiar voice sounded in his ears again
"Don't be afraid, my lord! How dare the little one hurt you! ”
"Damn, how did you get in!"
Cheng Feng was dumbfounded, looking at the empty toilet and stunned again.
"Maybe it's because your memory hasn't awakened yet, my lord...... My lord, don't you listen to me first! ”
This time, the voice also seemed to reveal a pitiful feeling.
"Say it!"
Cheng Feng gritted his teeth and was about to let go.
Anyway, in addition to being invisible, this guy can also pass through space at will, even if he wants to run, there is nowhere to escape!
Seeing that the 'adult' could finally listen to him, the voice was also happy in my heart, and it directly transformed into the body.
A monster with no lower body, as if it had added special effects, suddenly appeared in front of Cheng Feng, scaring him again.
"That's right, my lord, in your previous life, you were a rare genius in our underworld, becoming a ghost king at the age of seven, a king of Hades at the age of nine, and a great army at the age of fifteen to penetrate the heavenly court......"
Ma Mian looked excited, and said like a few treasures.
Cheng Feng continued to be dumbfounded.
How can you be so awesome?
Have you ever been a ghost king, ever a Hades king?
Have you made a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace and slept with Chang'e?
No, wait, what the hell is sleeping Chang'e, can you tell me the details!
Cheng Feng's mouth was dry, listening to this guy's description, he instantly felt that his whole person was different.
"That's right, my lord is known as the strongest Emperor of the Underworld, and he has been overwhelmed for eternity, and wherever our underworld army goes, even the Buddhas of the Western Heavens have to tremble!"
"It's a pity that the little one was just a handyman at that time, and he was not qualified to talk to adults......"
Ma Mian was extremely emotional.
"I can talk to adults today, even if it's only for two minutes, and the small ones will definitely blow back to the underworld...... You know, your fans in the underworld are more than billions! ”
"it...... It's really fake, I'm so awesome, so why can I only test 30 points in mathematics in this life? Haven't even held a girl's hand? ”
Seeing the true feelings of Ma Mian, even if Cheng Feng was surprised, he had already believed almost half of his words.
"Alas, it's all to blame on the hateful Jade Emperor, he took advantage of the drunkenness of the adults, gathered so many immortals and wanted to kill the adults, if it weren't for Di Ting secretly helping the adults to force the ferry back, it is estimated that the adults would have been wiped out by now."
"Listen? The one in Journey to the West? ”
Cheng Feng frowned.
It turned out that he was too awesome in his previous life, which led to being plotted by others, and then he was reborn in the world.
"Although the adult was successfully reborn, it seems that Kamui and memories are gone...... But don't worry, Hades and Di will find a way to help the adults slowly recover their strength! ”
"It's a pity that Lord Yama was banned and can't go to the world in a short time, if you want to see him, you can only go to the underworld with me."
Ma Mian said with a sigh.
Hearing this, Cheng Feng was thrilled and quickly shook his head.
Damn, everything else is easy to say, what is the operation of going to the underworld to see the king of Hades?
Doesn't this make him die quickly?
Thinking of this, Cheng Feng began to doubt the authenticity of what Ma Mian said.
What if he made up a story to make himself honestly go to hell?
"Ah, don't you want to go? King Yama, he wants to die! ”
Ma Mian wanted to cry without tears, and took the Hades Emperor to see the king of Hades, but it was one of the purposes of his trip.
"No, there's no need to talk about this."
Cheng Feng was resolute.
"Woo, okay, but there will be a lot of partners coming over in the future, Judge Niutou Meng Po Cui and the like, they will help the adults slowly recover their skills and memories, and when the time comes, the adults will stop running away like just now."
"So many people are here to help me? Are there any beautiful women? ”
Cheng Feng was happy when he heard it.
This is equivalent to giving him endless golden fingers.
When the time comes, with such a large number of masters around you, won't you walk sideways in the city?
"That, our underworld is no better than Heavenly Court...... There are still relatively few beauties. ”
Ma Mian is a little embarrassed, but there is no way, most of the dungeons are indeed monsters like bull heads and horse noodles.
"Haha, I'm joking, with you here, won't Emperor Ben find a sister?"
Cheng Feng smiled, he can accept these things of Ma Mian and the underworld now.
Even he was faintly excited, he could finally be a little stronger in his future life, and his life would not be so boring and boring!
Of course, the premise is that he doesn't go to the underworld to see Hades...... Damn, Huahua City is so fun, even if he recovers his strength, he doesn't bother to go to any dungeon to be with ghosts every day!
"It's almost time to get there, we have to evacuate...... Horse Face, you're going to be invisible around me all the time, right? ”
Cheng Feng stood up.
"Yes, unless the adults chase me away, or you say a pony silently, and I will appear...... Well, actually, as long as the adults allow me, I can communicate with the adult's divine sense! ”
Ma Mian hurriedly said.
Just kidding, it took him sixteen years to find Lord Hades, during which it can be said that he suffered a lot, and now without the order of Lord Hades, how could he take the initiative to leave?
Not to mention that the Lord of the Underworld is originally his idol, just the benefits of practicing by the side of the Lord of the Underworld can make hundreds of millions of beings in the underworld fight for the position of this "three escorts"!
"Okay, but you don't have to be by my side all the time, stay away from me usually, otherwise I'm going to hey hey or something...... You know. ”
Cheng Feng coughed lightly.
He wants to have countless golden fingers around him, but he doesn't want to be stared at by others, which is not a comfortable feeling.
"Haha, the little one understands, don't worry, Lord Hades!"
……
When he came out of the toilet, Cheng Feng was in a good mood, and he was even thinking in his heart to see if he could make a windfall or have some superpowers with the help of these people in the prefecture.
In this way, I can send some money back to make my mother, who is an elementary school teacher, not so tired, and I can also protect the people around me from being hurt if she has superpowers.
But at this moment, just as he was passing by Shop 7, he suddenly heard an obscene male voice sounding directly.
"Little sister, add a WeChat, and my uncle will invite you to eat noodles when I go back."
Cheng Feng stopped and looked subconsciously.
A fat man lying on his back was smiling evilly, looking at the pretty girl sitting against the wall in the bunk opposite.
This girl is about seventeen or eighteen years old, wearing a small black skirt, white stockings and a pair of pink leather boots, looking very young and beautiful.
At this moment, she looked at this middle-aged fat man, her eyes widened, and she replied very firmly:
"Nope!"
At the same time, she subconsciously grabbed the white shirt on her chest to cover up the fullness that was extremely incompatible with her age.
This way by car, the fat man has been looking at her with thief eyebrows, and even picked up his mobile phone halfway to take pictures.
In line with the original intention of calming things down, she wanted to get off at Jingzhou Station.
But who would have thought that her forbearance would make this guy even worse, and now he is directly asking for WeChat.
The fat man saw that the little girl reacted coldly, and said with a smile:
"It's good if you don't have WeChat, then you get out of the car and go directly with your uncle, your uncle has a special car, I can invite you to have a meal."
Seeing that the fat man had bad intentions, the girl stood up alertly and looked around, trying to ask for help from others.
"What are you going to do, don't be embarrassed!"
The fat man couldn't help but be annoyed when he saw that this girl had attracted the attention of the other shops and people in the aisle.
"I didn't do anything, I'll call people like this again!"
The girl panicked.
Although her family background is okay, this time she went out to report to the university alone, and she didn't have much social experience, so she didn't know how to deal with this situation.
And this fat man is obviously used to being arrogant, and seeing that the little girl is still a little tempered, he stood up directly from the bed, stared at the girl's chest and shouted:
"Aren't you guys doing this kind of makeup and dressing up to do peripherals? What are you yelling about, how much is it for a night, Lao Tzu has packed you today! ”
"You rascal!" The girl almost cried in anger.
"Hooligans? Then I'll show you the hooligans! ”