Chapter 62: Captain Fakmi

"Huh? You! There was a loud shout from outside the pigsty. Zhou Yu looked up and saw that it was a guard, fierce and vicious, pointing at himself with the leather whip rolled up in his hand.

"Huh? Me? Zhou Yu pointed to his nose, and the guard nodded.

"What's the matter, Big Brother Guard?" Zhou Yu leaned over with a smile, and a look of disgust appeared on the faces of Cassido and the others behind him, although they were all slaves, they still hated the servile and lowly people.

"The captain of the circle next to him died of illness yesterday, I see that you kid is ghostly, and you have a lot of bad ideas. How about it, do you want to do it? Zhou Yu glanced at Cassido, then at the other people, and hurriedly said, "! As long as the guard brother can see it, let alone the captain, even the director of the toilet will do it! As he spoke, Zhou Yu came up with a smile, took out an oily bag from his arms, looked left and right, and stuffed it into the guard's hand while no one was there.

In that bag were four coarse grains that he had secretly saved at noon. At this time, when will you not give gifts? He smirked.

"Well, you're still on the road. Follow me! With that, the guard opened the iron lock of the pigsty and let Zhou Yu follow him out. The number next to it, alas! It's also a pigsty, Zhou Yu is going to be annoyed to death when he listens to the pigs barking day and night, and he thought he could take this opportunity to change the circle. It's better to be a chicken pen, that thing doesn't call much except in the morning, and you can sleep peacefully.

"Well, this is your new captain, what are you, what's your name?" The guard scratched his scalp and asked Zhou Yu, he had just told him twice, and it was obvious that this grandson was a little absent-minded.

"Uh, little Fakemi, just call me Millet. Hey, the first time you come to the treasure land, please take care of it, take care of it! Zhou Yu said, bowed his head and entered the pigsty, arched his hand on the left, and arched again on the right. After the guard finished explaining, he took over the shift.

"Alas, this eldest brother's surname?"

"Alas, this sister-in-law Gui Geng?"

"Alas, this little friend has a long life?"

"Hey, where is this boss?"

As soon as he came in, Zhou Yu was talking to people everywhere. Although the slaves seemed very unfriendly, he always believed in one thing: as long as the kung fu was high, the rails could be sharpened into knives. Although others hated him as a lackey, fortunately this man stole some coarse grains and dumplings every day, and gave them to everyone at night, so as not to eat animal feces, so he gave up. Zhou Yu, a petty official, deserves to be smooth.

One day, after the assembly bell was shaken, Zhou Yu counted the number of people and trotted all the way to the guard, and said cheaply: "Report!" This number should have reached thirteen people, but it actually reached thirteen people, and there were no absences. Please instruct! ”。 Every day, except for him, who is so enthusiastic about this, everyone else, including the captain, is listless and walking dead.

"Well, that's good, Fakmi. You lead the team and go to the square! Zhou Yu stood up straight, stomped his right leg, shouted yes, ran to the front of the team, and led the other twelve slaves to set off.

"I said Xiaomi, this is such despicable and shameless as a slave, and this is the first time I've seen it!" As he passed by the group next to him, Cassido said with a sip of saliva.

"Uh, haha! Ok, ok! Make do, do it! Zhou Yu snorted. These days, he has stolen a lot of gifts and gifts, and he is not willing to eat any of them, except for making some connections with his friends, and he is basically familiar with the guards of the entire camp.

"What's inside, Brother Kuka, there's a little bit of cake today. You make do with it, I'll sell some strength tomorrow, and I'll give you two more pieces! Do you like it? ”

"Brother Fulun, this, this cake is a little broken, and it's pressed in the bag, don't dislike it. It's clean, I'm wearing gloves! ”

With such a good person, the whole camp has a lot of fun, not to mention, a special unspoken rule is gradually revealed. Others steal in order to survive and trade, but Zhou Yu is not. He stole for someone else's sake, and the nature is different. Those guards privately summed up, okay, you will have a monopoly on this job in the future. First, their own people are beneficial, and secondly, other stinky sweet potatoes and rotten bird eggs in the province are doing mischief, making the camp a mess.

So, since then, when someone steals bread and catches it, it is a beating; Zhou Yu stole the cake and caught it as an angry reprimand. Then let it go, it's just acting, they are all professional actors, go through the motions, do you really have to pay a sky-high appearance fee?

"I said Kuka and Fulun, how long will this work last?" After lunch, Zhou Yu squatted in front of the two guards, rubbed his ears and asked.

"You should ask, you ask, don't ask if you shouldn't!"

"Oh, yes, yes, Brother Kuka is right. The small mouth owes, the mouth owes, and the self-punishment is three slaps. As he spoke, he pretended to pat himself on the cheek. This kid has no other skills, if you want to say that he is the second when he is a slave, there is no one in the world who can be called the first. Kuka glanced at Fulun, and the two laughed.

"As far as I can see, there are thousands of people in this slave camp. It's not easy to manage, and you guys work hard. If we can establish a complete and complete management system, taking into account some scientific management methods, we should be able to save a lot of effort. Zhou Yu muttered without a match.

"Oh? So let's talk about it, how to be perfect? How to manage scientifically? Fullen bent down and leaned his ear over. You traitor fighter among slaves, what else can you have superior insight?

"The two eldest brothers look at it, first of all, the distribution of this circle is unreasonable. I observed for a few days and found that there have been people who have died of illness recently, probably because they were infected with the epidemic in the same tank as pigs, horses and chickens. Although we are all slaves, the adults don't want us all to die, so who will work for the lord? The fewer people die, the less the construction period is delayed, but it can be, it can be... Zhou Yu looked up at the faces of the two, and sure enough, the faces of the two were cloudy.

"And what do you mean?"

"My suggestion is just a small suggestion, and it doesn't take much effort. It is to classify the enclosures, and the animals and slaves are locked together, so as to avoid contracting each other with infectious diseases. ”

"Well, that makes sense. Anything else? ”

"Also, also, I see that among these slaves, the commanders are not very interested in their work, they have not played their due role, they have not fulfilled their due responsibilities, and some of them are even in their positions and do not seek their own politics, and the phenomenon of lazy government and slack government occurs from time to time, which affects unity and progress!" Zhou Yu frowned and nodded, feeling that he was too reasonable.

"Oh? How is it possible that they are slaves in the first place, and that can still be whipped willingly? ”

"Possibly, of course possible. If you are small, we don't need to whip it, but change it to performance appraisal. Big brothers, you can not believe it, just try it for the time being, anyway, you can't lose a piece of meat on your body, don't you say? ”

"Performance appraisal, what kind of performance appraisal method?"

"As the saying goes, you can't draw a college entrance examination champion with a whip, so we have to encourage, compete, and work hard. For example, ha, with the number as a unit, eat in three stalls. The first gear is the one with the most labor and the most obvious results, and the first batch to eat on the table; The second tranche is general, and the second batch eats; The third gear is the worst and lasts to eat. Simply abolishing the rule that the gluttony is enough and adopting this kind of classified management can not only stimulate everyone's enthusiasm for labor, but also save a lot of gluttony. ”

"You say it soundly, have you tried this method? Does it work? Fu Lun pursed his lips, apparently lacking confidence and trust in the master who spoke better than he sang.

"Don't mind, Big Brother Fulun. You see I'm from somewhere else, so what's that called? That's right, it's called the Mertarola tribe. In this way, at the end of a month, the work capacity is more than twice as much, but the gluttony is only half eaten. Zhou Yu's eyes widened, and he definitely didn't look like he was lying.

"Is it really as godly as you say? If we change to this way of eating, we, our inner one... Kuka glanced around twice and pointed to the oily bag in Zhou Yu's arms.

"Don't worry, big brothers. The small ones have all thought about it, and it will be of great benefit to you to adopt this management system. It turned out that the slaves ate it, and a bunch of hula came up, and it was all enough. Big brothers can only watch, and they can't get any benefits, right? ”

The two nodded thoughtfully.

"When you change this way, it becomes rationing. The so-called quantitative, it must be the total amount, who will report these total amounts? Naturally, it's a few big brothers! Well, as long as you are more knowledgeable about these demand, actual reports, and actual reimbursement statements, it is more than enough to carry forward some surpluses from them. It's more frightening than now, but it's easy and enjoyable! ”

"It's easy to see, the devil knows if it will work. Besides, how can we trust you not to dig out the secrets? If it reaches His Highness Dimar, even we won't be able to keep the whole body. "Fullen is clearly more concerned about security. Since you are greedy for ink, greed for more and less is not the key to the problem, the key is how long your power rent-seeking game can last.

The two eldest brothers laughed. Let's not mention whether the little ones dare to report you, whether they can, and whether they are willing to report you. Look at me, where is there a person on this body! I don't believe what I say! Right? Zhou Yu grinned and pointed to the top of his head.

The two felt that what he said was reasonable, and if he was not true, they would directly deduct him from a malicious slander and a hat of rebellion.

"Besides, we're grasshoppers tied to a rope. Hello big brother, good little brother. If the eldest brother is not good, the younger brother cannot be good. It's good to enjoy the shade under the big tree, and the small ones just want to live more freely. Without your protection, we'd not even be a street rat! Why bother with yourself? ”

After saying this, the doubts of the two were completely dispelled, Fu Lun and Kuka whispered a few words, and sent Zhou Yu away, not knowing what to do.

Within two days, early in the morning, Fu Lun hurriedly opened the cell door and asked Zhou Yu to come out quickly, saying that he had something important to explain. Zhou Yu trotted all the way with sleepy eyes, tying his trouser belt as he ran. Damn, what's going on? Lao Tzu is dreaming of counting money.

"My lord, bring it!" Fu Lun led Zhou Yu under a canopy. Zhou Yu looked up and saw that the person sitting in the middle was none other than the beautiful man who ordered him to be arrested that day.

"You're Falkmie?" The man had apparently long forgotten what had happened to him a month earlier. Also, why does an ant need his attention? Zhou Yu is different, he deliberately designed these in order to have three words: climb up.

"Exactly, little seeker." After that, Zhou Yu knelt on one knee and didn't raise his head. The rule here is that slaves are not allowed to stare into the eyes of adults.

"What kind of scientific management methods did you come up with?" The man's eyes were cold, and he asked seriously.

"Well, well, not exactly. It's just that in my small hometown, there are some ways to do things. The little one usually had nothing to do, so he thought about it carefully and thought that it could be spread in the slave camps. ”

"Your hometown? Where is it? The man asked faintly.

"Well, the little one is originally from the Kuzsia clan, and he has no relatives since he was a child, and the whole family is not hungry. Later, when he got sick, he met a traveling doctor priest who prescribed a few pairs of medicines and ate his body, and his hair and eyes turned black from then on. After that, he was sold by the walkers, and since then he has been wandering all over the world and has no fixed place. Zhou Yu spoke fluently, obviously he was familiar with this statement.

"Well, it's still a stranger. I'm interested in your advice, and if it's really useful, the master will be greatly rewarded. The beautiful man stood up from the rattan chair and looked condescendingly at Zhou Yu who was kneeling on the ground and said.

"Little thank you, lord!" Zhou Yu hurriedly made a five-body throw.

"Don't rejoice too soon. If that doesn't work, I'll take your life. The beautiful man took a sip of tea and said slowly. In his dictionary, killing a slave is like trampling two ants to death.

"Alright, get up. I charge them to make you the governor of this slave camp. In the future, you will do a good job, and I, Bruno, will never treat you badly! Zhou Yu couldn't stop nodding in salute, it turned out that the lord of this place was called Bruno.

On the way back, Zhou Yu couldn't talk about being happy or depressed. He wasn't worried about whether the method would work, and the real things to figure out were still to come. It's just, what the hell is here?

"Big brother, what is the position of the lieutenant chief?" Zhou Yu scratched his scalp and asked.

"Fool, the lieutenant chief is the biggest official a slave can be in a slave camp. You're a big hit! ”