When he got up in the morning, Ren Haoxuan quickly finished washing, he walked into the house, grabbed a steamed bun from the plate, chewed a few bites and put it on the plate, and then he picked up a bowl of warm spinach egg drop soup, puffed up his cheeks and drank a big sip, put down the dishes and chopsticks, hurriedly pushed the motorcycle, and walked out of the courtyard to work.

He rode a motorcycle around the tunzi, and when he passed by the door of Xiao Er's house, he very coincidentally saw Xiao Er wearing a hat, open arms, and a cigarette in his mouth, shaking his arms and walking out of it. After leaving the courtyard gate, he didn't wait to take two steps forward, when he saw Ren Haoxuan running over, tilting his neck, and leaning over with a hippie smile.

"Xiao Er, you're just in time! I'm looking for you to have something to say! Ren Haoxuan saw his appearance of being a hanger, he was angry, he stepped on the brakes and stopped, he waited patiently in place, and saw Xiao Er nodding and walking towards him. Without waiting for him to get closer, he reached out and took off his helmet and hung it on the handlebars, quickly got off the motorcycle, picked up his palm, and fanned it head-on.

Xiao Er didn't have time to dodge, the slap hit his face hard, and his donkey-headed horse face quickly swollen. He hurriedly covered his face, pointed at Ren Haoxuan with a mournful tone and said, "Big brother, what are you doing, I didn't recruit you to provoke you, why did you beat me?"

"I'm beating you today, hitting you is just to teach you a lesson, it's all cheap for you! If you dare to go to school again, you will have good fruit to eat. I won't pursue it this time, if I let me know next time, I will see you hit you once, look at your face, or my hand! Or you can try. Xiao Er covered his face, this slap for no reason made his eyes glaze with stars.

"Big brother, I have no grudge with you in the past, and I have no enmity recently, you beat me hard enough, you still tell me this, why can't I understand?" He stood in place, gesturing and gesturing, and he didn't know what to do.

He didn't know where he had provoked this uncle. Early in the morning, as soon as we met, I didn't say a word, and I was slapped when I came up, which was really a bit unreasonable. He was stunned for a long time, and he didn't understand what was going on, blaming himself for not dreaming at night, and nothing good could be done on his head. When we met before, he screamed one big brother after another, and I never saw him so fierce. What's wrong today, is he being beaten, or is he taking the wrong medicine!

He couldn't figure it out, and he was unwilling to be beaten, so he opened his mouth and asked: "Big brother, I'll go my way, you ride your motorcycle, and we won't have a conflict. Are you a bit of a bully? Xiao Er shouted as he pulled his neck.

"Be reasonable, with people like you, do you still need to be reasonable? You also know it's hard to be bullied! Well, don't you just want to make some sense? You think I've bent you, do you? Today, I'm going to make it clear to you. I ask you, aren't you just asking around about who the new female teacher at the school is? I'll tell you the truth, she's your sister-in-law in my family! You know what's going on this time! I think you're just having enough to eat and have nothing to do, and you're wandering around school. Actually, you don't have to explain anything to this person, it's just a lack of beating. Ren Haoxuan pointed at himself, pointed at Xiao Er, snorted with his nose, took off the helmet from the handlebar, put it on his head, and stepped on the accelerator with both feet, and the red motorcycle flew in front of his eyes.

Looking at the dust and smoke in the distance, Xiao Er cracked his mouth, this time he was dumbfounded. How did he know that Ren Haoxuan blocked him at the door to clean him up, wasn't it because he shouldn't have gone to the school to lean on the window? Knowing that he was wrong, he shrunk his neck into the collar of his clothes, clamped his tail, glanced obscenely at the school in front of him, then twisted his face, changed direction, wrapped his coat tightly, and swished towards the village. This thin and thin virtue, one step at a time, without looking at his face, just looking at his back can be disgusting for ten years.

Those who are young do not learn well. The young men who look at other people are heartthrobs and loved by everyone. He can pour well, a second-rate lazy bastard, a bottle less than half a bottle wandering, and the whole ten thousand people hate.

When people live, most of them are afraid of the soft and the hard, the horizontal are afraid of being stunned, and the stunned are afraid of dying. A scoundrel like Xiao Er, if he doesn't clean him up, he doesn't know that Ma Wangye has three eyes. Since then, he has stopped in the village a lot, and he no longer dares to go to the window in front of Sun Xiaohong's classroom, which can be regarded as a profound lesson for him.

It's no wonder that when Sun Xiaohong goes to work every day, she wears a particularly bright red windbreaker. This dress is unique in the village, and it is not surprising that when she walks around the campus, she will inevitably be discovered by the unscrupulous people in the village, and it is not surprising that someone will take a few more glances through the fence.

The plough was about to begin, and the villagers were driving their wagons to the town to line up to buy fertilizer. Ren Tiezui also pretended to drive the carriage, humming a small tune, and went to the town leisurely, and when he drove the cart there, the villagers who bought fertilizer had already dispersed, and he just put the empty car and hurried back unhurriedly.

On the way back to the village, he sat carelessly on the wheel, and someone greeted him: "Old Uncle Ren, what are you doing here?" ”

"I'm going to the countryside to buy fertilizer. Unfortunately, all the fertilizers were sold. I got up early in the morning and rushed to a late meeting. This man, when he is old, he can't do anything! His far-fetched words are ridiculous. He can really pretend, saying that he can't do it now, and when he was young, he didn't see him do anything honorable.

"It's not a hurry, I heard that there will be tomorrow? If you go early, you can't go! Just your mouth, you don't have to queue up, you can pull back two cars, if you want to say that your family has no fertilizer, isn't that a face for your old man? Hahaha! ”

"What are these words, now that people are old, their brains are not good, and my old face is even less valuable. If you want to say that it's okay to drink, face, how much is a pound, I really haven't weighed it, just donate a kidney, and lose my vitality! Ren Tiezui's two lips were poor, and the people who listened to the question laughed. Don't look at the farm work in the cropyard, he is the best at talking nonsense like this. It seems a bit too much to describe it in an old and indecent sentence, but he has not done a good job all his life, and he really failed his gray hair.

"This old man still talks a set, if he has the opportunity, he can go to the city to be the master of ceremonies!" He was flattering. Although heroes are useless, as soon as he returns home, in front of his son and daughter-in-law, it is a blind bear who is standing up and covering the sky with one hand.

This time he went to the countryside, he had no intention of buying fertilizer, and now he finally found an excuse. After he entered the hospital, after unloading the horse from the car, he complained to his wife about his hard work, and threw himself on the kang, stretched out his legs, and closed his eyes, and he didn't want to get up. In fact, he was not sleepy at all, thinking about something that he couldn't even say.

He thought, after Sun Xiaohong got married, there were more people in the family. After Sun Xiaohong is pregnant, she will have one more person in the future. Lying on the kang head, he was thinking about it in his heart, and suddenly started Sun Guodong's idea. He wanted Sun Guodong to help him buy fertilizer, and the money for buying fertilizer should be recorded on Sun Xiaohong's head, thinking about it, a subtle evil smile suddenly appeared on his face.

Seeing that the sun was about to turn west, Ren Tiezui was still lying on the kang and pretending to be confused. The mother-in-law walked in from the outside and saw that he was still lying on the kang, so she muttered to him: "You have to pay for doing some work, when is this happening, you are still lying on the kang and sleeping." I don't want to do any work all day long, either lie down and sleep, or go out to drink, it's really bad luck to marry a man like you in this life! "This is true, Ren Tiezui is addicted to alcohol, and the wine he drinks at home is packed in a water tank, and if he weighs it on the scale, it must be five or six hundred catties.

He drinks at home and outside, as long as someone is accompanied by someone to drink, he does not refuse to come, and he refuses to put down the wine cup until it is dark. As long as one end of the wine glass, his tongue and teeth touch, his nose and eyes are happy. also shamelessly said: "As long as the water in the Songhua River is not dry, it will have to flow for a long time." People live, they can't eat poorly, they can't drink poorly, and they can't calculate the great poverty...... this is his usual way of living, and it is also the most self-esteemed and despised way of living in his life.

The more he said that, the more people laughed at his stinky feet. In order to be able to drink alcohol, he blows six whistles in the mountains outside, and anyone can come, and the lame nose can get together, and the dog can become friends with chews. In front of and behind him, a large group of people buzzed like flies all day long, and he could become a ragtag army even if he calculated it, and he naturally became an out-and-out demon king of the mixed world.

But now, instead of drinking, he squinted at an inhuman plan. Ren Haoxuan didn't know what he was thinking, so he kept complaining: "You are so confused this day, you don't have anything serious at all, I have seen a few days of farming, what to use as base fertilizer!" ”

"There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, old ladies' families, you know a fart. I don't understand anything, so I quickly go to the side and stay there, and I don't know what the ink is behind my ass all the time! With your brain, you don't even turn around when you encounter something, and you always follow your ass and argue nonsense! Ren Tiezui scolded in annoyance, Ren Haoxuan was so scolded by him, he suddenly had nothing to say.

"You have a good head, why didn't you get the fertilizer back, I think you have a good mouth. Look at you, how like a big man, shoveling the ground is specially shoveling, cutting the ground can cut a ridge, if there are no people with these bad heads to support you, you would have gone to ask for food, and it is your turn to lie on the kang head now and brag about it! "This short statement can only be said at the doorstep. If you go out of this door, you won't be laughed out of your big teeth!

"Long hair, short knowledge, you know a fart, you don't know anything, it's okay to follow the blind and what? Squinted to the side! Ren Tiezui made a face and glared at her fiercely. In this treacherous and sneaky eyes, there is a lot of uneasiness and good-natured grabbing and arrogance.

Ren Haoxuan didn't speak, she knew that Ren Tiezui had a lot of flowers and intestines in his stomach, and she was really not his opponent. However, marrying a chicken and marrying a dog is a dog, she has also learned some empty gloves and white wolf methods from him over the years, although she is not very clever, but it is more than enough to deal with Sun Xiaohong, who is kind-hearted. For the sake of his own strength, even the daughter-in-law's mother's family has to calculate carefully. In this way, her skin is thousands of times thicker than the fossils of ancient dinosaurs.

So, two lazy people coincided, in order to deceive Sun Xiaohong into submission, they actually stood on the same front with one song and one harmony, and jointly routined Sun Xiaohong.

At dinner in the evening, Sun Xiaohong just brought the food to the table, Ren Tiezui, who was sitting in the kang, made do with it, he just picked up the chopsticks, and before he could put the vegetables in his mouth, he looked at Ren Haoxuan and said: "I went to the countryside to buy fertilizer this morning, and when I arrived, the fertilizer was sold out, and I didn't buy a bag back." I heard from the people in the village that I might not be able to enter tomorrow. You say, how can this kind of land be done without base fertilizer? Or, let's see who in the village has excess fertilizer, let's talk to them, and how many bags will be used back? ”

It's not that Ren Tiezui doesn't want to buy fertilizer, he doesn't want to buy it with cash. He has his careful eye, he wants to save all the money in his pocket, and then pay it on credit to others, and then wait until the autumn to sell the grain and then repay the money, so that he doesn't have to pay it out of his own pocket. It seems that his little abacus is fine enough!