Chapter 261: Returning with a Full Load
But Zhou Yu has always been the master of eating soft rather than hard, and he also has the vein of the dragon mother, it is impossible to hurt himself for no reason, she is unreasonable. No matter where you are, reason can go all over the world, and it is difficult to move an inch without reason, regardless of whether you are a specialist or a fallacious heresy.
"I don't think I'm too much, but you're too much, the things that have been stored in you for more than 100 years don't even have a little interest, do you think you are one of the four major state-owned banks? Even according to the current interest rate, it has more than doubled! โ
"You're here to find fault!"
Although the dragon mother had a hard mouth, she muttered inexplicably in her heart. First, he had not dealt with any living person in a hundred years, and seemed to have lost his ability to socialize, let alone negotiate. Second, why can't there be flaws and loopholes in the seemingly strong words that come out of this kid's mouth after repeated scrutiny?
Jokes, can you find flaws and loopholes? These are the essence of human social culture, the supreme practice of marketing, and the organic combination of market economy and planned economy with the blessing of the three grandsons and the mighty inheritance of the blessing of the big flicker.
"I'm not going to talk nonsense with you, either I'll just give me two bottles, or I'll just stay here."
"Hahaha, do you think I can't do anything about you when I'm here? Besides, what do you want to do with me dying here? โ
"Oh? Nothing to do with you? I was sent by the Danya people to negotiate with you, and I died here, did you make it clear? The two countries are still at war, cross the river, tear down the bridge, cross the road and wipe off the zebra crossing, even if you don't do this kind of thing, it's hard to resist people's words, old sister! โ
I have met all kinds of human beings before, some are compromised, some are upright, and some are not eating fireworks in the world, but I have never encountered this kind of scoundrel, and the first contact made Lao Liang feel a headache.
"Well, this... I do have some dragon blood in my hands. But, but it's not in accordance with the rules for you? You also know that the contract between the dragons and the Danya people has not been broken for thousands of years, and now, nowโ"
"What's it now? Rules are dead, people are alive, you didn't meet me earlier, you met me earlier, you would have been lame a long time ago, I told you. Even if there are tens of thousands of mansions, sleep in this one bed, right? You don't let it play a role, you keep pressing the bottom of the box and keeping inventory, what do you get in the end? It's not worth it at all! โ
"So, I should-"
"Yes, so you should take it out and let it glow in the dark, and be a piece of coals in the snow, and don't hide it, it won't increase its value, right?"
Lao Liang was speechless, in front of Zhou Yu's three-inch incorruptible tongue, she couldn't take advantage. What's more, she has her own selfishness.
"I can give you another vial of dragon blood, but I have one condition."
"Okay, wait! Condition? Do you still have the conditions? โ
"Of course, since it is a contract, both parties have reasons and responsibilities to put forward conditions. No one can go against this. โ
Zhou Yu shook his head, Okay, just listen to what you say. He spread his hands and motioned for Long Ma to come up with his bottom line.
"I want you to take it away!"
After speaking, Lao Liang's eyes changed from serious to quiet, and he looked at Xiao Liang who was at a loss and looked around, this little guy didn't know what to do just now, and when he saw Ma Ma staring at him, he was a little flustered, and desperately rubbed Ma Ma with his long neck.
"What, take it away? Why should I take it with me? โ
Zhou Yu roared almost angrily, pointing at Lao Liang's nose and going crazy.
"If you don't agree, then there's no need to talk!"
After the dragon mother finished speaking, she turned around and turned over to return to the darkness.
"Oh, oh I said, don't go, don't go, let me think about it! It's easy to talk about and discuss, right? You have to pay a price for this grocery purchase, don't you? โ
In fact, Zhou Yu's heart blossomed, with Xiao Liang by his side, his combat power was not only ten times more than a hundred times. Besides, doesn't that say in the song sung by the bard? His bow and his dragon, now that he has a dragon by his side, his persuasiveness is naturally greatly improved, and this is a resounding slap in the face prepared for Puma and the others.
He also understood the original intention of Long Ma, judging from Xiao Liang's performance before, it was driven out by Ma Ma, which means that you are an adult, you should go out and break through, the world is vast, and you can make a difference. But this child is a family chain, I love my family, and I don't want to move in the 21st century, so I refuse to go out in the salamander river.
At the moment, it can be regarded as a good opportunity, how can I easily let go of my son to fight on the battlefield, cross the knife immediately, and drink horses and rivers and lakes. Even if you pull out an extra bottle of dragon blood, it's worth it.
Seeing through it or not saying it thoroughly, it has always been the principle of life of the Metropolitan Governor. At this time, in order to cooperate with the dragon mother's tricks, he had to show a very reluctant, humiliating burden, and enduring humiliation to "accept" the gift of God.
"Well, well, let it follow me. But I'm ahead of that! It's hard work to work with me, and there is no bonus for working overtime every day, so you mother and son will decide after thinking about it, don't cry and say that you won't do it and want to resign, I don't sell regret medicine here. โ
Mother Long looked at Xiao Liang kindly, stretched out her front paws and patted its big head gently, as if it was an encouragement and a blessing. Xiao Liang didn't know what would happen in the future, he looked at Ma Ma with puzzled eyes, and then turned his head to look at Zhou Yu who was "angry".
On the way out of the Dragon Palace, Zhou Yu didn't say a word, did he reach out and touch the two bottles of dragon blood pinned to his waist, and sprinted up like an arrow.
The Metropolitan Governor swam in front, and Xiao Liang followed closely dozens of meters behind him, as if there was some kind of tacit understanding between a man and a beast, and he could guess the other party without verbal communication. Could it really be that the relics of King Xun are at work?
Quick, faster.
With a pop, a dot burst out of the water in the middle of the salamander river, spit out a long string of water droplets, shook off his handsome hairstyle, and quickly swam to the shore.
"Doot-woo-lur!"
The other head popped out and screamed loudly.
Oh, it's a dog, it turns out that the swim is reversed, and the village is over there. Fortunately, Xiao Liang reminded him in time. When Zhou Yu swam past the little dragon's side, he made a gesture to find something from the water and throw it, so frightened that Xiao Liang buried his head in the river.
Cut, just return the dragon with this guts! I'll give you a name called Dragon!
Whoa, whoa!
When Zhou Yu went ashore, Dariba, Puma, Taoist priests, and old farmers were still waiting for him in the same place. The four of them looked frightened and their eyes wide, as if they had touched the electric door.
"Why do you think I'm doing that? Flowers on my face? โ
Zhou Yu took a sip, sat on the ground and began to put on his boots. After sitting down, the expressions of these old boys did not go down with their squatting, but still maintained their original angles. Are you?
They're looking at trabeculae. It seems that even the aborigines on the banks of the Salamander River and the elders of the Danya people who are old and mature rarely have the opportunity to observe Long Yan up close. I really hope that I can be angry for a while, give you some hardship, and avenge yourself for making things difficult for you.
"Xiao Liang, go lower!"
"Go a little lower!"
Dadu Du beckoned his hand twice, Xiao Liang lowered his head twice, and after the second time, he simply bent down his long neck and was parallel to Zhou Yu, and his big mouth was close to him.
"Jet!"
"Poofโ"
"Squirt again!"
"Poofโ"
can let the dragon spray nostrils be used as a hair dryer, and Zhou Yu is also unprecedented, and there is no one in the future.
"Y-You?"
Dariba you've been doing it for a long time, and you haven't come up with a reason. Zhou Yu threw him a look that his six relatives didn't recognize, and strode towards the thatched house. I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you old immortals, I still have to save my daughter-in-law.
I don't know what the elders used, Nika's body was no longer as cold as before, but almost returned to normal questioning, but when the Governor reached out hopefully, she still didn't breathe, her pulse, or her heartbeat.
It seems that whether the legend is true or not, and whether the dragon's blood can be brought back to life, will form a closed loop in front of his eyes. Zhou Yu didn't raise his head, he pulled out a porcelain bottle from his waist and held it in his hand, and repeatedly looked at how to open it.
"Dragon's blood vial?"
The four of them shouted almost at the same time, Zhou Yu was so frightened that a cool breeze came straight from the back of his neck, and the whole person squatted and almost sat on the ground.
"What are you fuss about?"
The Governor rolled his eyes and continued to look for the cap of the bottle. How could this sky-blue fluorescent bottle be so strange that it had no stopper and no lid. So how do you open it? Could it be that Sima Guang smashed the cylinder?
Thinking of this, Zhou Yu raised the bottle with both hands and was about to fall to the ground.
"Don't! Juvenile! โ
"Don't! Youngster! โ
"Are you crazy? Epigenetic! โ
My mother, the next life has come out, it can be seen how Puma and how frightened Zhou Yu is to destroy the dragon's blood.
"I'm coming to the bottle, what's wrong with me falling? Did you smash the glass in your house, or did you hear it here? If you like to listen to it, if you don't like to listen to it, you can get out! โ
It's been tossing for two days and one night, and he hasn't woken up Nika yet, Zhou Yu is already in a lawsuit, and there are always these old men next to him to play the role of-stirring sticks, and the good people are forced to become Yao Jiaxin.
"I'm afraid this vial of dragon's blood can't be opened with brute force, right?"
Dariba stroked the snow-white beard on his chest and said calmly.
"Nonsense, if I had another way to smash it? You are unashamed and unserious, can you open it? Do you think it's like a condom vending machine, tossing two coins and getting out of the tool? โ
Dariba couldn't understand what he was saying, anyway, he knew by his expression that the kid was mocking himself. However, hundreds of years of practice are not in vain and groundless, and Lao Da is completely unmoved.
"Elder, dragon blood is incomparably precious, you must not be reckless, you must think about it in the long run!"
"Yes, Elder, now that a great war is about to break out, if there is no dragon to protect us, the Danya people-"
"Elder, think twice!"
The four of them got entangled again, and the topic returned to the stage when Zhou Yu first started eavesdropping outside the house. What the hell are you guys going to do? Is it a rewind or a looping single?
"You fools! She, she must be savedโ"
"Elder, weโ"
"Dariba, don't deceive people too much!"
Lao Da blocked Zhou Yu with his arms and crutches, and the three of them rushed over to snatch the blood vial. For a while, there was a shouting and chaos in the already cramped thatched hut, dogskin hats and slippers were flying all over the sky, and underwear and socks were torn around.
"Enough!"
A young man came out of the half-dark, half-damp space, reached for his back, and took out a pale blue bottle, exactly like the one he was carrying in his left hand.
The four bundles of eyes froze between the eye socket and the blood vial, and they couldn't move for half a minute for a long time. They couldn't believe that the kid in front of them not only entered the salamander river, but also obtained the blood vial, and even two vials as soon as he shot.
"Are you still fighting?"
"Are you still robbing?"
The Governor carried a bottle of dragon's blood in each of his left and right hands, like two beer bottles, and poked the old farmer and Puma vigorously with the bottom of the bottle. Unlike Puma's righteous indignation, the old farmer dodged backwards, obviously not wanting to be counted down by this junior.
"Use your brain more, the boss is not small. If you have no money to recharge, you will recharge, and if you don't have money, you will go to the river to wash your brain. Don't do anything one by one, you can't eat anything! โ