Chapter 157: VIP Lounge
Diao Silkworm did not show mercy at all because the other party was more than ten years younger than him, but became more aggressive and intensified. It can be seen that the contradiction between the Zerg and the Wing Clan has reached the point of irreconcilability.
Zhou Yu suddenly had a premonition that the reason why there was a tragic battle in the seventh carriage might be related to the two of them. Is it the side of the bloodbathed rebels? The Metropolitan Governor frowned, there was only one person with this force on the entire train-Lord Silver Cunning.
But Silver Cunning is a canine clan, and it is not in accordance with the rules to fight for the Wing Clan? Unless, unless... A thought flashed in Zhou Yu's mind, this profession has endured and enjoyed since ancient times.
That is: mercenaries.
"Old pig head, your name is old pig head, right?" Strange Bee asked coldly, in an unkind and domineering tone.
Zhou Yu was originally a donkey, but since he opened the door to do business, everyone who came was a guest, right? How can you pick a guest? Therefore, he cleaned up the urge to give this kid a mouthful, and immediately put on an expression of uncle, you are coming, and leaned over.
"Master Qi Bee, it's right down. Don't be so polite, you can just call me a pig's head! ”
"Ahem, ahem, what are you selling?" Strange Bee cleared his throat.
"Oh, under today's auction of three items. The first is the naming rights of this carriage, which has been bought by the silkworm master next to him for a hundred bags of chestnuts. ”
Qi Bee glanced at the Diao silkworm two meters away and snorted.
"What's the second one?" The strange bee with his hands crossed his waist completely ignored the feelings of the others, as if he was the only one in the carriage who had the right to ask questions.
"Oh, the second, the second is... Everyone pricked up their ears, for fear that they had missed or misheard, even though they knew that they would not be able to make it to today's big competition. But when you go back and brag to others, you have to brag about it, right? So, the details, the details matter. The reason why I chose to trust one of my elementary school classmates, even though he repeatedly said after drinking that he had fallen with Putin, was that he described the details very clearly, including where Putin had scars, what socks he was wearing, and what he said at the time.
"The second item is the VIP service of the car!"
VIP service? What is the VIP service? As soon as the old pig's head said the second commodity, the three groups of people each looked for their companions, and they all looked like they knew very well.
"Everyone, please be quiet. Let me elaborate below, the so-called VIP service is that no matter what time, no matter which station, as long as you show this VIP coin, Erpigou and I will provide VIP service for you or your designated passengers. ”
"What does this VIP service include? It can't be as simple as pinching your feet and beating your back, right? We have our own people! This sentence was asked by Rou Dragonfly before everyone else.
I saw the strange bee standing at the front glaring at him sharply, obviously blaming him for being too talkative. Also, you kid deserves to be stared at, I think the young master of the strange bee is enough to give you face. If it were me, I would have to give you a big-eared melon seed in public.
In terms of identity, you are the younger brother of the family, and you went to move the rescue soldiers after being humiliated in public. Right? You just admit it honestly, and don't talk too much.
In terms of etiquette, people are standing in front, obviously the boss of a vote of sons. The boss didn't speak, why did you jump out? If you're smart, you'll be able to speak! really responded to that sentence: the leader picks up the dishes, you turn the table, the leader opens the door, you get in the car, the leader speaks, and the leader Xiaomi, you touch it first!
Zhou Yu sighed, alas! Brother Rou Dragon, ask for more blessings!
"Of course not, the VIP service we provide. The first is the whole process of emperor-level enjoyment, single room ride. ”
"What? Cell? ”
"Enjoying a carriage alone?"
"Damn, no! That's okay, such a big deal? ”
Zhou Yu held up a gleaming gold coin, one of the few FD coins he had brought with him all the way from Kuzsia.
"Old pig's head, no kidding, right? Do you have what it takes to empty a car to do this business? Don't boast about it, there is no diamond diamond! Diao Silkworm took over the words, and the reminder was more flavorful.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please rest assured, I have already measured with Erpi*. Once the VIPs boarded the train, we squeezed into one carriage and vacated the front or rear of the train for the exclusive enjoyment of one VIP. Of course, if you want to bring your mother, housekeeper, escort lady or chess and card friends with you, that is your freedom and your VIP right, and we will not interfere! ”
"Really?"
"It's more real than gold! Oh yes. In addition to private rooms, we also have your own performance team. Come and check this out! Amazing, shocking ancient and modern color-changing women, is there any? There is wood! Zhou Yu hurriedly pulled out the lizard girl behind him, and under the strong light, the lizard girl became more and more transparent, and the skin on Zhou Yu's side was slightly dark.
"Look at this again, Tian Lai Children's Voice, Wei Ya, the lead singer of the Little Galaxy Song and Dance Troupe, if I'm not mistaken, you haven't seen a child, right? That's right, kid! It is a rare commodity of Dubancia, more precious than any gold and silver treasure. If you buy this VIP service. If you see it, this child will perform for you, singing and dancing, painting, calligraphy, drums, violin, Olympiad mathematics, spoken English, everything, everything. Looking for the lost memories of childhood and reminiscing about the years like water, just rely on this service! ”
Of course, you'll also enjoy a number of value-added services such as drop-off reminders, morning calls and free daily cleaning. This money is worth it, it's worth it, it's worth it! Not to mention anything else, this kid and artist were all bought by me and Erpigou from Mr. Fallen and Puffy Joy Group at a high price. As the old saying goes, there is no return without giving, and if you want to get it, you must lose it first. In line with the original intention of serving passengers, being loyal to passengers, thinking one step more than you, doing a little more for you, and taking a little more responsibility for you, we must make you feel at home and at home. is the so-called confidant in the sea... ”
Zhou Yu said passionately and high-spirited, in fact, the biggest selling point of this thing is one - a single room, and it does not encroach on other people's territory. Now the eleventh carriage had disappeared for no apparent reason, but the Governor was 200 percent confident that he would be able to convince the two dogs to vacate his section for business.
You ask Erpigou why he didn't think of this, it's because he didn't meet Zhou Yu earlier, and he was lame when he met him earlier. Let me tell you, if he had met the Governor earlier, he might have sold the car.
Private rooms, acrobatic performances, and close encounters with children are all extremely lethal weapons, and the lizard girl can see from the hope in the eyes of these boys, and most of the people present are moved.
However, now it is not a matter of one person or two people, it is now a dragon battle between two oh no, three forces. Whoever dares to be the first to shout out the price will be the target of the public.
"Twenty bags of chestnuts!" Qi Bee shouted faintly.
The audience was a little stunned, didn't they? Is Qi Bee mistaken, the name of a carriage is still sold for a hundred bags of chestnuts, and a VIP service with such rich content is only worth twenty bags? What the hell did he think.
Zhou Yu frowned, he couldn't say anything at the moment, he couldn't let Qibee tell him in public what was the reason for giving this price. Since we say that there is no reserve price, even if people shout out a price of, they can't refute people's face. Besides, auctions have to look backwards and look high, and the moment the hammer finally falls is serious, and everything else is cloudy.
"Thirty!" Diao Silkworm rubbed her eyes and accompanied her with great interest. The Governor had long expected that this kid would not be able to give up, he was not here to buy things, but to have fun. The strange bees and soft dragonflies on the opposite side have no intention of shopping, and they are here to find stubble.
Okay, one group is looking for fun, and the other is looking for fault. Today's auction, you have to see. Zhou Yu's leg hurt, and he pointed to the side, and Wei Ya moved a chair with each other. The Governor knew that it would not be appropriate for the patrons to sit on his own on such occasions, but his injured foot was a little unlucky, so he turned his chair around, leaned over the back of the chair with his elbows, and bent over to continue to preside over the auction.
"Fifty!"
"Seventy!"
"One hundred!"
"One hundred and two!"
In the third round of the confrontation between the two, they broke through a hundred bags of chestnuts, and Zhou Yu was happy in his heart. Since these rich boys want to play, Lao Tzu will accompany you to have a good time, maybe thousands of bags of chestnuts are not important to you, drizzle! But for the three Metropolitan Governors, who were penniless, destitute, desperate, and unrelated, this money could save their lives.
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"Three hundred!"
"Three hundred and twenty!"
When Qi Bee shouted to three hundred and two, Diao Silkworm scratched his scalp, stretched out his hand and waved impatiently, meaning to play with eggs, Lao Tzu stopped following. In this game, it turned out to be the Wing Clan who won.
However, Zhou Yu can understand Diao Silkworm, it seems that this VIP service has a high gold content, but in fact, it is not practical. Especially for those who don't ride in the car all year round, three hundred and twenty bags of chestnuts are not worth the cost.
If you think about it, you can't use it once in a year and a half, and even if you do, it's just a few days of travel that are quieter and bigger, but there are also fewer opportunities to communicate with people and have fun with people. If you don't bring your servants and slaves, you may not even have a person to speak, and you will suffer another kind of foreign sin.
On the other hand, Diao Silkworm's 100 bags of chestnut flowers are still more valuable, whether I come or not, the thoughts and words I want to express will be spread far and wide. This is a real benefit, and the VIP service is a bit illusory in comparison.
"Has anyone else made a bid? Who else - three hundred and twenty bags of chestnuts, the first time; three hundred and twenty bags of chestnuts, the second time; Three hundred and twenty bags of chestnuts, deal! ”
"Good, very good! Thank you, congratulations! Fast talking, fast knives, this VIP service commemorative coin is yours. You'll be able to use this coin as many times as you like from the next time you board the bus. Rest assured, the services I have promised will only be more, and will never shrink. Pig's head and two dogs, I have the world! ”
As he spoke, Zhou Yu respectfully handed over the FD coin in his hand to Qi Bee, as if it was the torch passed by the Olympic Games. The first time Qi Bee saw a coin of this shape, he also stared at it with curiosity.
As a deposit, Qi Bee also took out an object from his pocket and handed it to Zhou Yu for him to keep it safe. If you want to extract 320 bags of chestnuts, you can take them to Eagle City or all the dungeons controlled by the Wing Clan, and you can pay for them freely.
Zhou Yu put the thing in front of his eyes and glanced at it, and it turned out to be an emerald diamond, the size of a pigeon's egg. Guys, can I get this thing back? If you take it back and sell it, you will be financially free.
"Alright, folks, fathers, and villagers on the shore of the Holy Water Lake. Today, we are all together and happy as a family, all of whom come are guests, and those who gather are fate. Right? In the old days, Wang Xie Tang Qianyan flew into the homes of ordinary people! Do you have? ”
"Good!"
"That's great!"
Zhou Yu wondered, he didn't know what he was talking about, these people seemed to understand, and some of them even shook hands with the people next to them.
"So what?" The strange bee, who was happy with the second collection, asked with his arms in his arms.
"So I'm going to announce the third product next!" Zhou Yu cleared his throat, glanced around, and made sure that everyone's eyes were focused, and no one fell behind before taking a good posture and putting on a good appearance.
"Uh-Brother Strange Bee, what do you say you are most willing to spend money on in Dubancia?" Zhou Yu gasped for a while, and actually lowered his head first and asked a question, which made the boys present so angry that they blew their beards and glared at each other.
"Spending money? As long as it's something different, it's worth the money! Strange Bee replied with a snort. It seems that this young master has never worried about money, as long as he can show his status and bloodline, how much money is worth spending.
"Brother Diao, what do you think?"
"I think as long as I make my enemies feel uncomfortable, I'm willing to pay as much as I want!"
Hey, these two young masters are really donkey-to-horse. One is to be unusual, and the other is to fight the enemy. Who will the Metropolitan Governor sell this sales to?
"Well, that's right. Two masters, all the masters, all the masters. The little one thinks that the most valuable thing in Dubancia should be the sun! ”
As soon as Zhou Yu's words came out, the spectators stopped talking about it. They looked at the Governor with wide eyes and looked at him like fools.
"Old pig head, you are really an old pig head, is your brain broken after staying in the car for a long time?" The soft dragonfly had no memory to the extreme, and grabbed the stubble and the stupid bird flew first. The Governor guessed that his psychological activity at this time was: If I say anything else, it is disrespectful to the strange bee, so I don't have the economic strength to ask for the price, and I can attack people, especially verbally attack this driver, right?
"Oh? I'm just calling the old pig's head, and I really don't dare to say that I look like a pig than I dare to respect you. In my opinion, you don't deserve to be a pig, you probably only deserve to be a pug! Barking! Zhou Yu also learned two dog barks while it was hot.
"Roar, roar!" Seeing that someone scolded his opponent like this, Diao Silkworm was the first to blossom and took the lead in leading his little brothers to coax. It made the soft dragonfly's face red and white, and she didn't know how to respond. When the strange bee saw that he had eaten the turtle, he raised his foot and stomped on the soft dragon's foot hard, ran it several times, and shook his head viciously to signal him to go to the back, not to be embarrassed here.
Isn't it, now Lao Tzu is the host of the auction and the focus of the audience. When did you provoke a bad question, but at this time, what is it that you are not looking for scolding? You just ask, is there anyone who is the master of ceremonies at the wedding scene? Will the bride and groom play with you?