Chapter 468: EVA and the Women's Clothing Boss and Aunt's Towel
When the two Jetton Duke heard this, they immediately threw their middle fingers to express their disdain, but the middle-aged people didn't care, and there was nothing to worry about when they were not confused.
The middle-aged Duke has traveled for more than 30 years, and he has been a famous genius since he was a child. I still studied medical school, but I didn't choose proctology, and I didn't even look at it.
As he said, the traverser is pretentious and has been waiting for the golden finger to arrive, but unfortunately there is no news from the left and right. As a traverser, Duke is also well-read, knowing that at the age of 18, he has not prompted the launch of Goldfinger, so he can basically announce that there is no play, and a song "Cool Cool" is comforting.
He turned his grief into strength, and was determined to be a person who only relied on himself, even if he didn't have a golden finger, he would be a person who stood up to the sky. But one day, after the second shock that almost destroyed the world, he was honest, and in this EVA world where only junior high school students can save the world by driving a Gundam, he, a guy who is 18 years old and 3650 days old, is out of play.
Stand up to the sky or something, and fight for it every morning!
Reliving a life, Duke is grateful, even if it is destined to be a group fight, EVA can live for more than thirty years in vain, but it is acceptable.
Anyway, the finale is like that, and it probably doesn't hurt, and if it hurts, it's over.
With this in mind, Duke seized the day and lived in order to live faster. As a result, because of an academic paper published in his early years, he was called up by the United Nations to join the confidential department and engage in artificial evolution research.
Later, in order to fight against the Apostles, the NERV organization began the EVA development project, and he was requisitioned in a daze, and now clocks in and out of the NERV headquarters underground in the city of Third Tokyo.
"Hey!"
Duke, a middle-aged man in the EVA world, sighed: "Goldfinger really didn't come at the right time...... I'm ready to return to God's arms, and now that I'm out like this, will I want to save the world? ”
"Wouldn't it be good to save the world?" Jetton Duke Tian shamelessly said: "If there is a choice, I also want to save the world!" ”
"With your looks, who believes you when you say to save the world!" Duke of the ghost world struck, "Oh, I almost forgot. The Bump Man, who really saved the world, was blown up by you one by one, and you are clearly destroying the world! ”
The middle-aged Duke ignored the two and continued: "At my age, I have long seen it, how can I still have the blood to save the world!" ”
The unenterprising appearance made Duke in the ghost world very contemptuous, and vowed not to become such a decadent middle-aged man in the future, and went back to show his determination to go back to ten Tomie first. Jeton Duke was also very disdainful, and decided to stuff three buildings behind each bump man's ass next time to prove that he had a ruined ...... The heart that saves the world.
Just then, another newcomer came in.
"There are still youkai in your dreams? Could it be a Dream Eater? ”
The clear and beautiful voice of the hollow valley has not yet fallen, and as soon as the three Duke turned around, they were all stunned.
It's so beautiful without him!
The delicate face of the comer is extremely charming, but there is a pair of eyes as clean as autumn water, which can be called upside down. The black length hangs straight down the back, and the forehead is split in two, and the two strands reach below the shoulders. A one-piece miniskirt similar to a maid's outfit, but with an evening dress style, with short sleeves revealing a fair-skinned and slender concubine. The most tempting thing is that there is no fat in the slightest pair of straight long legs, perfect leg shape, wrapped in a layer of black, it is almost life-threatening.
"Goo!!" X3
The trio salivated, their eyes staring straight at the pair of beautiful legs, they dared to pack tickets, these legs had to be a meter long.
"Don't get excited, you must have misunderstood something...... "The newcomer covered his face and sighed heavily.
If you can come to the unknown space, it must be Duke, and the three of them shook their heads one after another, saying that they had absolutely no misunderstanding.
"I'm beep, I'm actually wearing a woman?"
"I'm beep, there's finally one that can make the brothers feel refreshed!"
"I'm beep, uncle, I've found a way to save the world. It doesn't matter if the world is destroyed, I can just reproduce one more country. What are you two doing? Let go, don't stop me, I'm going to save the world! ”
"Wait a minute, don't move, calm down first. You must know that when you meet him, you will fuse your memory, what if you have the memory of being three-way, and what will you do after leaving a shadow? ”
The newcomer Duke saw that someone was killing each other again, so he silently removed the black long straight on his head, revealing the board inch, and pushed his chest forward.
It's all in plain sight!
"Poof!" The middle-aged Duke fell to the ground.
"I don't believe it, I don't care, if I don't agree, I'm going to beep-" Duke in the ghost world wanted to know the man, and his pleasant voice was as crisp as a silver bell, compared to Tomie's laughter was like a barbell, and he couldn't accept the cruel reality for a while.
"There is such a shameless ...... me" Jeton Duke took two steps back from his heart, and suddenly shuddered at the thought of a world where he was a women's clothing boss.
Duke, the women's clothing boss, didn't understand what it meant to fuse memory, but Jetton was full of disgust and he heard it very clearly, and couldn't help but look up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and sighed: "The ghost wants women's clothing, and I am also forced to ...... helplessly."
The eyes of the cut water are full of the vicissitudes of the world, and the subtlety can make people slightly hard!
After the chickens flew and the dogs jumped, several people fused their memories and found that what the women's clothing boss Duke said was true, she was indeed a desperate woman. The world he is in is rampant with demons, and it is difficult for human weapons to be effective, and powerful demons can even resist nuclear explosions. And the reason why human beings have not been eaten up is because there is a magical power in the world - magic!
This is the world of magical girls!
The world chooses candidates to become magical girls.,Fight against demons.,But there's one thing that's very strange.,That is, the candidates are random.,There's no gender column in the standard.,That is,As long as the age is right.,Boys can also become magical girls.。
All boys and girls who are chosen by magical forces will become a thorn in the side of the demon, and if they don't change their bodies, they can only wait for death. Duke is like this, in order to survive, he has to transform into a magical girl.
The most amazing thing is that after the transformation, it has its own beautifying effect, even if it is a pure master, it can become a great beauty. The beautification effect is close to the four thaumaturgies, which can be called a miracle.
"Before I transformed, I was also a young man in the wind of Yushu!" The women's clothing boss explained.
"Your face is not convincing at all, I always thought that I was very demonic in the Hokage world, but I didn't expect there to be even more demonic!" Duke in the ghost world is still a little unacceptable.
"What's the matter with that wig?"
"It comes with it after the transformation, so if you don't like to take it off......"
"There is such an amazing world! In other words, if you magical girls are defeated, will they be dragged into the grove by demons? ”
"This ...... I haven't really heard of it. "Women's clothing boss wipes sweat, should, maybe, maybe, maybe not!
At this moment, Duke, a middle-aged man lying on the ground who had not yet gotten up, suddenly pointed to the feet of the women's clothing boss and exclaimed, "Dude, your equipment has dropped!" ”
The women's clothing boss Duke lowered his head when he heard this, saw the object at his feet clearly, and immediately changed his face greatly, and shook his head desperately: "No, no, no, it's not mine, I don't need this at all." ”
It was a neatly stacked small square object, all white, with few blue accents. The scientific name aunt towel, which contains a million small absorbent pillows, can be called another masterpiece since the invention of air conditioning and instant noodles.
"I'm beep, women's clothing is really not easy, it's too hard!"
"It's hard to dismantle, don't talk about it!" The explanation of the women's clothing boss is very pale, and the others don't believe it at all.
The women's clothing boss was furious, lifted his miniskirt, revealing the boss: "I said it wasn't mine, I haven't used this thing at all!" ”
"And where did this come from?" Duke of the ghost world seemed to remember something, walked to his aunt's towel, squatted down and was about to pick it up, and there were words in his mouth: "In the unknown space, except for Chataro's cigarettes and the slashing knife of the Shinigami world, there are few equipment that can be brought in......"
"Ouch, I'll go! Grass! Grass! Grass! Grass ———— "Ghost World Duke just touched his aunt's towel, his face changed drastically, and he scolded Niang Xipi for a dozen words.
"What, what the hell!?"
"If only it were a ghost, I'll take it one day at a time." Duke of the ghost world looked at everyone with a bitter face and stammered, "No... It's equipment, it's... Self... Own! ”
Thanks to the book friends for the reward of 'elegant cabbage', 'hollow cabbage' and 'yes, it's pig teammates'!
(End of chapter)