Chapter Twenty-Four: The Judge's Pen
Grandpa put his hand back, looked at the city god with contempt and said, "Kneel with a hammer and kneel!" You are the king of heaven, close the door and be the emperor. Everyone who sees you is on a fucking kneel! If you don't have the ability to use a hammer, you know how to kneel, trees want bark, and people want faces. We can't help it! ”
Grandpa didn't care about the person in front of him at all, but the city god who was in charge of life and death in our area, I looked anxious, grandpa usually did it with the people in the village like this, but the hero is not good at the loss, grandpa did this, undoubtedly pushed himself into the fire pit, not only could not save me, but also put him into it by himself.
I was scared and anxious, and I felt furious at the thought of those tortures, so I reached out and pulled the corner of my grandfather's clothes, signaling him to stop talking.
However, my grandfather ignored me.
Lord Chenghuang's face was already furious, and he pointed at his grandfather's nose and scolded, "Where did you come from, bastard, dare to spread wild in my City God Temple, believe it or not, I will immediately cross out your name in the book of life and death!" ”
Grandpa was unmoved, I didn't see fear on Grandpa's face at all, or even contempt and contempt!
Grandpa snorted coldly, "You are paddling, if you don't row, you are my great-grandson!" ”
I was stunned, grandpa is having a brain problem, how can anyone rush to ask Chenghuang to cross out his name, my mother, although grandpa is old, but not tired of life!
I became more and more anxious, watching my grandfather jump into the fire pit.
When the city god heard his grandfather's words, he felt even more provocative, if the city god did not mark my grandfather's name at this time, he would not be able to go down this step, the city god opened the book of life and death that the previous judge had taken, and scolded angrily, "Report the name!" ”
Grandpa replied proudly, "Chen Huaiying! Bao Er Chen, your mother is pregnant with you, handsome and dashing Ying! ”
I looked at my grandfather in surprise, did my grandfather really not want to live to provoke Chenghuang so much?
Cheng Huang angrily looked at the names in the book of life and death, his eyes widened, obviously he found my grandfather's name, and he waved his pen without hesitation.
One second, two seconds, three seconds passed.
Grandpa always stood in front of him unharmed, Chenghuang Ye was stunned, looked his grandfather up and down, and muttered softly, "Why didn't you react." ”
Grandpa looked at Chenghuang's confused face, and said with a sarcastic smile, "Lao Tzu's life is not over, but you want to abuse your power to take Lao Tzu's life, you should be poor and bad here No one cares, Lao Tzu only needs a piece of paper to hand over to the judge's office, and you will definitely be able to get off the stage!" ”
Lord Chenghuang's face was not good at that time, and he looked at his grandfather in a panic, "You...... Who the hell are you! ”
"What kind of person is Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu is your great-grandfather, didn't you just say it? Grandpa said this rampantly, turned to look at me again, stretched out his hand and pointed at the city god and said, "Chen Tian, you have an extra son, and this city god will be your son in the future, and he has to call you father." ”
Although I don't know what the situation is, my grandfather's momentum at this time has overwhelmed Chenghuang.
Chenghuang suddenly stood up, his face was red with anger, and he shook his fingers angrily at my grandfather and scolded, "You are so bold, you dare to play tricks on this Chenghuang!" You grandfather and grandson, blasphemy and ghost, pretending to be a celestial master, and playing tricks on the two envoys of the soul, still dare to play this city god! Capital crimes are rewards for all of you, and the two of you will not escape the living crimes, and all of them will be imprisoned in the criminal law of Daoshan! ”
"Poof." Grandpa burst out laughing, looked at Chenghuang with contemptuous eyes, and said extremely speechlessly, "You just imprisoned your father Chen Tian in the Daoshan Criminal Law, and it was your great-grandfather and I who brought it out, do you think that shabby place can be locked up?" I think it's better to put you in! ”
I looked at my grandfather's appearance at the time, I only felt that the city god was in front of my grandfather, it was simply a paper tiger, it had no effect at all, and the city god said for a long time that he couldn't do anything to my grandfather, although I was also strange, the city god clearly crossed out the grandfather's name, but the grandfather didn't do anything.
"You! - "Lord Chenghuang was so angry that he could barely speak at this time, and he stretched out his hand and pointed at his grandfather and trembled with anger.
Grandpa didn't pay attention to Cheng God's anger at this time, but continued to speak, "I won't pursue these things first, just ask you, what did you do when the soul of the old blind man in our village was hooked down by your yin?" This man has not lived a long life, but you have abused your duties! ”
Lord Chenghuang scolded angrily, "What's your business, we Yin Si do things, whoever you want to die, let whoever you want die!" You don't care! ”
Grandpa smiled coldly, "Then you can see if I can take care of it!" ”
Before I could react, my grandfather suddenly stepped forward and moved to the front of the city god in an instant, and the pen judge next to the city god saw the situation and was about to swing his fist down, but suddenly froze, he looked at my grandfather in dismay, as if he had seen something terrifying, his face turned pale with fright, and he quickly evacuated the hall.
The ghosts and shadows who were holding the pen, seeing that the judges who were holding the pen had slipped away, also followed and withdrew.
I don't know what he saw about my grandfather, but I've never seen a human expression so frightened, and the fear makes me a little scared.
At this time, Lord Chenghuang saw that my grandfather was going to be rough, so he subconsciously picked up the shocking wood and smashed it on my grandfather's head.
"Bang!"
With a bang, the startling wood smashed on the grandfather's head impartially.
But the extremely strange thing, grandpa's head has nothing, and there are stones on the ground.
This incomparably hard wood was smashed by my grandfather's head!
This frightened Lord Chenghuang so much that he fell on the chair, and looked at his grandfather in great surprise, "You! Who the hell are you! What the hell do you want to do! ”
Grandpa's face was gloomy, and he kept staring at Chenghuang with an extremely terrifying expression.
Lord Chenghuang was heartbroken by my grandfather's eyes, and quickly picked up the judge's pen and frantically crossed out his grandfather's name in the book of life and death.
I could see that Chenghuang was driven crazy by his grandfather, and he was too scared to behave like this.
Grandpa's face suddenly became serious, and he directly snatched the judge's pen from Chenghuang's hand, and folded his hands hard, "Smack!" ”。
He actually broke the judge's pen.
I was stunned, I knew that my grandfather was fierce, but it was the first time I saw such a majestic grandfather.
Grandpa threw the broken judge's pen to the ground and scolded sharply, "The award of this by the capital city is for you to deal with it impartially, not to abuse your power!" The pen is here, and now that the pen is broken, you are not the city god here! Get the hell out of here! ”
The words fell, and before we could react, Grandpa reached out and threw the City God on the ground.
Lord Chenghuang's body was bulky, and when he was thrown by his grandfather like this, he fell to the ground on all fours, screaming in pain.
Later, I learned that the judge pen of the city god was granted by the capital city above, and if the city god could not protect the judge pen, it would be equivalent to losing the ability to do things, and without the judge pen, there would be no authority, so the position of the city god would not be stable.
Grandpa can throw him off the desk, which means that grandpa has cut off his name.
Lord Chenghuang slowed down for a while before he staggered to his feet, because without the support of the judge's pen, he was already very scared at the moment, and looked at my grandfather with a shocked face and asked, "You! What the hell are you going to do! This is the Yin Division, but the City God Temple! You will be punished for doing so! ”
Grandpa chuckled and said, "It's not me who will be punished, it's you!" The iron trees outside are all blooming, and you know best how many grievances you have in your hands! I just need to report the matter to the capital city, and send someone to your city god temple above, people can lie, but those iron trees outside will not, and when the time comes, your soul will be scattered or you will be tortured, it will all depend on your creation! ”
The corners of Chenghuang's mouth twitched, he really didn't expect my grandfather to directly overturn his position.
Seeing the situation, Grandpa continued, "If you get out of the City God Temple now, I can also stop reporting this matter for the time being, otherwise it will ......."
Without waiting for Grandpa to finish speaking, Chenghuang immediately limped out of the main hall, and said, "Don't, I'll get out." ”
I was dumbfounded, stunned for a long time, and watched the city god walk out of the hall in such an embarrassment, and then disappeared.
I looked at my grandfather blankly, "Grandpa, is there no City God here?" ”
Grandpa squinted his eyes slightly and looked at me, "This city god temple should have been rectified a long time ago, and there have been a lot of grievances, it's a good thing for us to do this, I think the land lord in the village is suitable, although he is stubborn and the law is not merciful, but the people's hearts are not bad, and he has a bottom line, grandpa thinks he is a good candidate." ”