"Brother, people are scary, scared to death, do you know?"

Lin Xiaofan expressed serious dissatisfaction with An Lushan's gaffe on the surface, but he was inexplicably a little more happy in his heart, could it be that this old monster had really found a way to suppress the Soul Sucking Vine?

The people of Tianyun Continent can only endure, which is not what Lin Xiaofan can imagine.

So if An Lushan really thinks of any way, there is nothing wrong with it.

"What do you want to know?"

Even though An Lushan is now in a state of ecstasy, he still knows Lin Xiaofan's little tricks at a glance, so he jokes casually.

He can be idle, but Lin Xiaofan can't be idle, he won the award of An Lushan Bodhisattva and offered it like a bodhisattva.

"Yes! I really want to! I really want to! ”

Who doesn't want to be a grandson, Lin Xiaofan is very willing to tell the truth.

"I can't hear you."

An Lushan pretended to be deaf.

Damn, you've got to make inches, right? Be careful—I'm going to follow you.

"Dude, I want to do it very much!" Lin Xiaofan gritted his teeth and shouted loudly.

"Think?"

"Yes!"

"But I don't want to tell you!"

The low-level funny jokes on An Road made Lin Xiaofan speechless.

But when people are under the eaves, they just don't bow their heads.

"Ma Dan, I don't want to know anymore." Lin Xiaofan's teeth itched, and his temper also came up, "If you have the ability, don't hold back, don't tell me, I'll let you suffocate to death." ”

This is pretended.

Because Lin Xiaofan understands that the more a person is pretentious, the more he wants to show off. The more you follow his will, the higher he is; If you go against his thinking, he can't hide it.

Sure enough, An Lushan was very discouraged when he saw Lin Xiaofan like this, "You are so young, you are so boring, and you will definitely be a boring character when you grow up." ”

"What's the matter?"

Is there still a piece of meat?

Lin Xiaofan didn't care.

"Okay, okay! Too lazy to play with you. An Lushan felt that it was really boring to play this battle of words with Lin Xiaofan, "The way I thought of was: open the stomach and look at the dantian, and it will be clear at a glance." ”

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Did you hear it wrong? Or is it an illusion?

Ma Dan actually wants to dissect the "little white rabbit".

This is a game of direct life, Lao Tzu doesn't dare to come.

Perhaps seeing Lin Xiaofan's struggle, An Lushan put on the kindness of a big bad wolf, and was kind and seductive, "Don't worry, my technique is the best in the entire Great Chu, you can rest assured." ”

Don't worry about your sister, it's not your belly that dares to be dissected.

"Guaranteed to leave no marks or scars, and no adverse reactions afterwards."

An Lushan is very confident in his skills.

It's just that if this product has this technology, it is estimated that it will make a fortune if it travels to South Korea.

"Don't believe me, even if I cut off your head, I can go back again, and I can keep you okay."

This...... Isn't that a bragging?

Lin Xiaofan turned his gaze to the door, looking at the branches fluttering in the wind, only hoping that the master would come back as soon as possible, while no longer dealing with this madman.

However, he also knew that most of the master had already gone out and would not come back at all.

"Let's do it differently!"

Lin Xiaofan resolutely refused to cut his stomach, and no matter how Ren An Lushan swore by his skills, he was also resolutely disobedient.

"I can't help it." An Lushan said that he was very helpless, very sad, and very depressed, "Only by dissecting the location of your dantian, finding out what is doing wrong, and then finding a way to control it, can you eliminate your strange problem." ”

"Nothing else."

An Lushan must have come to the final conclusion.

But Lin Xiaofan has already said that there are more ways than difficulties, "Brother, anyway, I've always been in Huang Yunfeng, you go back and think about it first, and see if there are any other ways?" When the time comes, how about we play this trick again? Anyway, you have to give me some time to prepare! ”

An Lushan knew that this was the truth, how could ordinary people dare to believe his technology?

So he told Lin Xiaofan to be like this, not like that, and left directly......