Twentieth time!

The call finally came through!

Ji Lao had already fallen asleep, he was a doctor himself, and he paid the most attention to health preservation, but now he was woken up by Duan Lao's persistent phone call, and his stomach was on fire, and he said angrily: "You'd better find me someone whose life is at stake, otherwise I will break off my friendship with you!" ”

Don't blame Ji Lao for being so angry, it's really Duan Lao's obsessive-compulsive disorder is very powerful: there is a spider web on the ceiling of his house, and he can actually be so excited that he can call himself in the middle of the night to tell him!

The vegetables he planted sprouted, the pots of flowers he raised did not feed, and he trampled an ant to death...... Such trivial things, as long as he has a whim, he can call himself in the middle of the night.

And it's perseverance every time! Be sure to call until someone else answers.

Turn off the landline, and call the maid when the landline is dialed! If the servant doesn't listen, he will beat the neighbor!

Anyway, there's always a way for you to answer his calls!

Just ask, who can stand it?!

"This time something really big has happened, and there will be a death soon!" Duan Lao said excitedly.

Someone died, and it's still so excited?

Ji Lao asked without interest: "Your hen has given birth to a fertilized egg?" Or is that fertilized egg in your house finally hatching a chick? ”

"It's not!"

"Is your family's big black and little white? Or is your bezoar milky white? ”

"No, no! What a big deal you're talking about! ”

Ji Lao rolled his eyes a few times: "It's not a big deal, why did you say it like the sky was falling before?" This time it shouldn't be your little great-grandson who is about to be born! ”

"How do you know?"

"Really? Who did Boy Chen have sex with? ”

"Yaoyao! Yaoyao and Chen Boy are finally together! When I came back tonight, I opened the door to the stinky boy's room and settled the account with him, just in time to bump into the two of them rolling the sheets. I almost interrupted their good work, but luckily I was clever enough to say I was sleepwalking! ”

Sleepwalking? Ji Lao on the other end of the phone rolled his eyes when he heard this, saying that he was sleepwalking and was clever?! Then he's really too clever! Still: "So fast? Impossible! ”

"I've seen it with my own eyes, what's impossible about this? Even if I broke it, the two of them still hid in the room for a long time and didn't come out, which proves that this is already burning! You say it's possible! ”

"Haha...... Not bad, not bad! Boy Chen, this is a beautiful job! I guess it would take him a year and a half to get Yaoyao done! Didn't expect it to be so fast! "Haha, his mantle will soon be inherited!

"That is, don't want to think about whose grandson he is, like me! By the way, I'm going to have someone prepare some food for them to get up tomorrow morning to replenish it, and you can tell me what to prepare to help aphrodisiac and nourish yin? ”

……

So the two old men, across the phone, in the middle of the night, were there with great interest, discussing what to eat so that they could hug their grandchildren as soon as possible!

What do men eat when trying to get pregnant, what do women eat, what do they eat in the first trimester, what do they eat in the second trimester, what do they eat in the third trimester, and what do they eat during confinement...... Keep talking until what age your child is getting an education!

Duan Lao is not too troublesome to write it down!

Until the moon got off work and the sun went to work, the two were still discussing with great interest.

Ji Lao was worried that he couldn't say anything on the phone, or that Duan Lao had missed something, so he finally said, "I'll go over to find you right away!" Let's list them one by one and see if there are any leaks! ”

Old Duan: "Okay, hurry up, check and fill in the gaps, don't wronged my grandson, Yaoyao's body can't be taken lightly." ”

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