Just as Grandpa was talking, something magical happened.

I was extremely surprised that the bleeding from the wound on Zhang Hao's arm had stopped inexplicably, and I was very excited to poke Zhang Hao's arm and ask, "Grandpa, this blood is not bleeding, why is this?" ”

"Oops——。" Zhang Hao was poked by my finger and screamed in pain.

I quickly stopped, because I was so excited that I forgot that his arm was always injured, but it just didn't bleed.

Grandpa happily turned his head to look at me and said, "The so-called folk thaumaturgy is just a spell I studied in the Daomen back then." The names of various places are different, some are called 'hemostatic spells', some are called 'big sealed blood', and some are called 'beating characters', Lao Tzu calls it a curse to stop bleeding across the mountain. ”

I know that the Duangong of several villages in the past liked to use this as a signboard, and even the barefoot doctor also looked for Duangong to learn the skills, and whenever someone in the village had an accident, they would save people with the 'Dafeng Blood', but every time they were asked what method they used to do it, they shook their heads and were silent.

Over time, everyone thinks that this is a folk deception, although it is magical, but they all feel that there is a hidden secret.

Zhang Hao was stunned and stunned for a long time before he spoke, "You researched this hemostatic spell?" ”

Grandpa looked at Zhang Hao with disdain, "Heh, when Lao Tzu was studying spells, you were not born yet, and you are still wild in front of Lao Tzu today!" ”

Zhang Hao lowered his head, his face was very embarrassed, and he said extremely unwillingly, "Why do you save me, let me fend for myself, why waste your energy." ”

Grandpa stood up at this time, looked at Zhang Hao with a condescending attitude, and turned his face into a tiger, "You are a human, not a ghost, people are humane, ghosts have ghosts, Lao Tzu kills ghosts, it is for the heavens, Lao Tzu kills you, that is to go to prison!" If you want to die, go out and hang yourself and die, anyway, don't die at the door of Lao Tzu's house! The bleeding has stopped for you, it's time to get out! ”

Zhang Hao was always unconvinced, seeing that my grandfather took away his magic seal and magic sword, it was undoubtedly overturning his position, and he was very unconvinced, "Chen Huaiying! I am the head of the Dragon Sect personally appointed by the Heavenly Master, and you have a few meanings to take my Dharma Seal and Dharma Sword! ”

Grandpa sneered, and handed me the magic sword again, "Take it." ”

I hurriedly held the magic seal sword in my hand, and my grandfather stretched out his hand to point at me again, turned his head to look at Zhang Hao and said, "You can't keep this thing, naturally someone will guard it, you are the head of the Dragon Sect, but you colluded with Yin Si, let your father know about this matter, how do you see him teach you?" From now on, you are no longer the head of the Longmen faction, my grandson Chen Tian will help you take care of it, when you reform yourself, this thing will be returned to you! ”

Zhang Hao knew that he was wrong, so he didn't want to say more, so he hurriedly left my house covering his wounds.

I stood in place with the Fayin Sword in my arms, and asked my grandfather in a daze, "Grandpa, this thing is so important, okay to leave it to me?" ”

Grandpa looked at me with hatred on his face, stretched out his hand and poked my head and scolded, "Lao Tzu really wants to beat you to death, I didn't give Lao Tzu face just a few times!" This thing will be handed over to you to take care of, you are the new head of the Longmen faction, Zhang Hao's kid has gone to the evil devil's crooked path, if he doesn't correct it, the Daomen will not be messed up in his hands! You kid is useless, but it's better than giving it to him! ”

Since grandpa has said so, I can't say anything more.

Back in the house, Grandpa took out the spirit banner again, and wrote the eight characters of birth on it, as if he was going to do something big.

After finishing the spirit flag, Grandpa took several tart yin and yang money, prepared a bunch of incense and candle tributes, and papier-mâché gold and silver jewelry.

I curiously leaned next to my grandfather and watched for a long time, and couldn't help asking, "Grandpa, what are you going to do?" ”

Grandpa said to me with an embarrassed face, "I promised your grandmother to give her an explanation, but after so many days, if I don't reply, I'm afraid she will peel my skin!" ”

The grandfather, who was still majestic just now, has suddenly become cowardly.

I still can't understand that grandpa is not afraid of heaven and earth, why is he afraid of my grandma, when it comes to fighting, grandma is not grandpa's opponent at all, but every time grandpa is made by grandma with a blue nose and swollen face, and he looks extremely embarrassed.

As long as grandma is mentioned, grandpa can immediately change his face to the extreme.

When the time came, the grandfather put the spirit flag at the door of the house, kept the words in his mouth, brought a stove and put it in the middle of the house, and burned the prepared papier-mâché gold and silver jewelry and yin and yang money one by one.

Then my grandfather asked me to light incense and candles in the house, and told me not to light too much, otherwise my grandfather would be beaten again.

Within a few minutes, a cool breeze suddenly came from outside the house, almost blowing out the incense candle I had lit.

And the next scene I will never forget for a long time.

I saw my grandmother standing straight at the door of the house in a floral cotton jacket and toad shoes, quietly watching me and my grandfather.

Because I've seen dead people, I'm not afraid, but I haven't seen my grandmother for too long, and I want to cry in my heart.

Grandma saw her grandfather sitting next to her, and stepped forward in three steps and two steps, and Xingshi asked, "Okay, you Chen Huaiying, I just knew that you have been lying to Lao Tzu for so many years, and you are not called Chen Huaiying at all!" You big liar of the dog day! ”

I was stunned, and my grandfather was also stunned, I didn't expect it to reach my grandmother's ears so quickly.

Seeing the situation, grandpa knelt in front of his grandmother with a 'poof', and said with a shrug face and extremely aggrieved, "I didn't mean to lie to you, I don't want people to know my real name, so as not to affect you, those people in the Daomen can't get used to me, and they all want to kill Lao Tzu!" It's better to know nothing! ”

Grandma didn't listen to persuasion, so she stepped forward and grabbed Grandpa's ear in a hurry, twisting it hard, and I saw that Grandpa's ear was red, and I didn't know how much it hurt.

Grandma scolded, "Don't talk to the old lady about this, I don't know until I die, you still have two faces!" Chen Huaiying! You've gone too far! I'm divorcing you! ”

I stood aside, completely overwhelmed, feeling that grandma was really angry, although I didn't understand why she was so angry, but grandpa was now full of innocence and helplessness.

I couldn't help muttering, "Grandma, if you're gone, you're widowed, and you can't leave." ”

Grandma looked back at me, stomped her feet in anger, and pointed at my nose and scolded, "You! Chen Tian! You are also too much, the girl's family beat me, and you actually married the girl home? If it weren't for those imps below telling me, I'd been kept in the dark, what the hell are you two going to do! People want me to fight, and you will get married! Why! ”

This scared me, and my grandmother got angry, but whether I was her grandson or not, she would beat me and my grandfather together.

Grandpa's eyes rolled for a moment, and he suddenly covered his grandmother's hands, and said in a gentle tone, "Don't be angry, you will grow old quickly when you are angry, ouch, I see that your complexion has been getting better and better recently, why are you getting more and more beautiful?" I'll burn some jewelry for you, it's all what you like, don't you wear it and try it to look good? ”

Grandma was stunned, "Really? There are jewelry! ”

Grandpa nodded, "Yes, I know that you have been wronged, you are sad, I am not uncomfortable." After all, yin and yang are separated, and sometimes I can't accompany you, so I prepared something you like, I know you're the best, don't be angry? ”

Grandma suddenly laughed shyly, "Okay, then I'll go to the people in the Offering Pavilion and ask first, if I don't have any jewelry, I won't talk to you." ”

The Offering Pavilion is a place where the Yin Division specially shelves the things that the Yang people burn to the people of the underworld, and all the Yin and Yang money and jewelry houses that are burned through the above are given through the ghosts of the Offering Pavilion, so there is a saying that when they burn more, they burn more is for the ghosts of the Offering Pavilion, and it is also so that they can bring things smoothly.

Before I could react, my grandmother left the house with great joy.

I was stunned, just now my grandmother was obviously going to eat people, why did grandpa coax grandma so happy with just a few words?

Grandpa looked at me proudly and said happily, "I don't have to see it!" The old man has a way to control his wife, and the stinky boy learns a little, your little daughter-in-law is still waiting for you to come back! ”

I...... I finally know how cheekiness came about.

It's grandpa, it must be!

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