Chapter 55: Women Are Terrible
Xu Fengchun didn't dwell on it, he cooked and ate, and after washing, he took an early nap, planning to go to that office tomorrow.
In the night, he was awakened again, but his eyes were too lazy to open.
He closed the window, and deliberately used bricks to push it from the inside, and there was generally no way for things outside to push the window open.
But the cold wind was still blowing into the room.
He rolled over, turned his back to the window, and continued to let himself fall asleep.
The things outside seemed to be agitated by the lack of his attention, and the sound of heavy breathing sounded, and the noisy people couldn't sleep at all.
Xu Fengchun had to sit up, he was afraid that something strange would appear when he touched the switch of the light, so he turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone directly.
Sure enough, the window opened again, and he landed on the table with the brick from the top window, and there was a black shadow lying in the window, and it was black from beginning to end, so that no one could see anything at all, only a pair of eyes that belonged to a person.
However, these eyes are red, with a bit of greed.
was much more frightened, and Xu Fengchun was not afraid.
He got out of bed directly and slammed the window shut, just turned around and the window opened again, swallowing saliva and laughter sounded, Xu Fengchun held back the mania in his heart and turned around to pay attention to the window again.
"Hee-hee-hee, Xu Fengchun~"
The window was pushed open, and the shadow laughed, and the voice was that of a woman, extremely thin, and spoke with a bit of flirtation.
Xu Fengchun turned his head violently, couldn't bear to pick up the bricks on the table, and waved the bricks in his hand at the black shadow with a gloomy face, slightly threatening.
The black shadow immediately stopped making any sound, just staring at Xu Fengchun, and the greed in his eyes became a little more.
Xu Fengchun put down the brick and closed the window.
This time, the thing was quiet and didn't push open the window.
There was no disturbing sound, Xu Fengchun went back to bed and continued to sleep, and when he woke up until dawn, the thing lying on his stomach in the window had disappeared.
It's really strange that there are things lying on the window of his house every day. The day before yesterday was a female ghost with long hair and only half a face.,Yesterday I couldn't even see anything.,Tomorrow there shouldn't be a sperm pig.。
Xu Fengchun brushed his teeth and washed his face expressionlessly, got dressed and made breakfast, and after eating, he went out to take a taxi to the address on his mobile phone.
"Chunchun, this driver's feet stink." Maybe he was woken up yesterday, and he had many strange dreams later, Xu Fengchun was a little drowsy after getting in the car, but this familiar voice immediately woke him up.
He reached out and touched his pocket, and when he touched the mushroom, there were some fried hairs all over his body: "What are you doing in my pocket?" ”
"Your pockets are comfortable, your pockets are old and comfortable, I like to stay in your pocket~"
"You ......"
"Chunchun, that driver's feet really stink."
It doesn't say it's okay, but when Xu Fengchun came back from his sense of smell that he had lost because of his confusion, he suddenly smelled the smell of a stinking man's feet.
He didn't have time to continue talking about mushrooms, opened the window to breathe, and when he raised his eyes, he found that the driver's shoe on one foot had been taken off at some point, and he was moving wildly, and from time to time he buckled his foot with his hand, and then continued to drive.
Xu Fengchun was shocked, his face was about to turn green, especially when he saw the driver picking his nose again with his hand that had finished buttoning his feet, he hurriedly looked away, and asked himself not to look at it more, just endure it.
Ten minutes later, the car stopped at an intersection, Xu Fengchun gave the money and escaped without even receiving the change.
He was poisoned by the smell in the car, and when he got out of the car, his nose was about to fail, and he smelled everything from the smell of his feet.
There are few people at this intersection, there are two roads, and there is an aunt who sells fruit next to it, and a very young girl where to buy apples.
Xu Fengchun just wanted to ask where the villa area should go, but the girl who bought the apples suddenly scolded angrily: "You have more than I say, how many times have I bought it here, you have more than I say every day, what do you want to do?" Do you really want to have a fight? Okay, come on, see if the old lady doesn't beat you with your nose to the west. ”
She patted the car where the fruit was put away, staring at the aunt with a gloomy face, and her ruthless appearance made Xu Fengchun subconsciously take a step back.
The aunt couldn't help but retort: "You little girl is really interesting, you bought fruit from me a few times, I was cheap with you every time, and you said that I gave you more weight every time, and threatened me if you didn't eat it." Tell me about you, a little girl, she looks very beautiful, and she fights at every turn, I don't think you have a boyfriend, right? You're going on like this, you really can't find a boyfriend. ”
The woman immediately burst into a rage, "I can't find a boyfriend?" What do I want a boyfriend for? What is my boyfriend waiting for me, can he give me life or give me immortality? Don't tell me so much useless, you weigh too much, do you want 45 yuan love! ”
She threw out two twenty and five coins,
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Sometimes when I think about it, not many people actually see it quite well. After all, it's all a group of little angels now, and when there are more people watching in the back, all kinds of bar essences will come out and spray me in all kinds of fancy ways. Although there are not many people bubbling in the book review area now, it is harmonious. And then I think I'm quite satisfied with what I wrote this book, so 23333 didn't recommend it, and I don't care if I don't have many grades.