345 Unpredictable
"See the Emperor." People had to bow their heads under the eaves, so Zhang Qian bowed his head, which was considered a courtesy.
"No courtesy." Yan Luo Tianzi walked over and saw that Li Chengcai's parents were looking at him blankly, he waved his hand lightly, and a black gas smashed on their faces, and they rolled their eyes and fainted.
"Yama cannot be seen by mortals." Yama said, "I need to wash away their memories. ”
"Ahh Understand, understand, understand. Zhang Qian hurriedly said.
"Young man, I seem to like to be particularly fond of the affairs of our underworld?"
"Ahem." Zhang Qian scratched his head, "No... It's just in time..."
"How can it be so coincidental? Yes? Yama Tianzi approached him, "I didn't think about how to punish you last time, but this time, I thought about it." ”
"Huh?" Zhang Qian exclaimed, his voice trembling a little.
"I'll punish you......." Yama Tianzi deliberately dragged out a long voice.
There was more and more cold sweat on Zhang Qian's head.
This guy is the boss in charge of the prison in the underworld! It's over, it's over!
Go up the knife mountain, go down to the oil pot, peel the skin, cramp, break the bones, Ling Chi, chop into meat sauce, smash it into meat filling with a stone, and roll it into a meat patty with a rolling stone...... All sorts of cruel and cruel punishments swirled around in his mind.
"Are you so scared? Isn't it just a Yama? ”
"He's a bag-sama!" Zhang Qian was anxious, "Master Bao is notoriously fair and selfless, and he is jealous and hateful!" Now I'm in charge of the prison again, and I've done it twice! ”
"Don't worry, he won't be willing to treat you like that."
"What do you mean?" Zhang Qian asked.
"You'll find out later."
The Son of Yama didn't speak, and the surrounding ghosts and ghosts didn't speak, the atmosphere was silent, and Zhang Qian's heart was like a drum.
Finally, the Son of Yama continued, "I'll punish you... Well... Forget it, it's not suitable, you can wait for me to think about it. ”
Belch...... Zhang Qian has a black line in his head.
Big guy! Can you finish the conversation in one sitting! I'm going to be embarrassed by you!
My heart will be in the sky and the earth for a while, and I can't be fooled by you to have a heart attack!
The ghosts and ghosts were also speechless, didn't they say that they had figured out how to punish them, why did this change again?
But well, who made you a Yama, you can be happy.
After Yan Luo Tianzi finished speaking, he walked to the judge's side and said, "Let this female ghost go for the time being, just give her another fifty years according to what Zhang Qian said." ”
What the?!
The judge looked up in astonishment, thinking that something was wrong with his ears.
The top ten yin handsomes were also confused, and the ghost males were even more surprised!
Why?
Why did the Son of Yama say that? Is this to give Zhang Qian a face?
No way! You're Yama! Is it necessary?
It would be a shame to say it!
Zhang Qian was also blinded, he thought that it would be good for the Son of Yama to let him go this time, but he didn't expect that he would follow his proposal and give Xiaoxuan another fifty years to stay in the world!
It's simply...
When Zhang Qian boarded, he felt that he owed a favor to the Son of Yama Tianzi!
"Emperor, this..."
"King Qin's side, naturally I will talk about it, you don't have to think about it, go back."
The judge hesitated for a while, and finally hugged his fists: "Emperor, the lower official retires." ”
What a day, dog! The judge said in his heart.
After such a trip here, there was a lot of trouble, a lot of noise, a fight, and in the end, the book of life and death was used, and the result? Still failed to complete the task, failed to take people away.
Lord Yama, you don't toss people!
If you hadn't planned to let us take it away, you should have come out early and say, we've been busy all night!
Xiaoxuan feels that the world is really wonderful, and the ups and downs of this life are really people... Make the devil unpredictable and unpredictable.
"Are you satisfied?" The Son of Heaven asked Zhang Qian.
"Uh... Thank you, Emperor. ”
"Well, thank you for not needing, the main thing is that in the future, don't go against the underworld at every turn, and interfere with and obstruct the underworld at every turn, do you hear?"
"I heard it, I heard it." Zhang Qian bowed his head and said.
"Well, that's very good." After that, he looked at Xiao Xuan: "You remember, fifty years is a period." Fifty years later, a ghost will send you to the underworld, and if you dare to escape or even resist arrest again, then..."
"The little girl would never dare! Thank you Emperor for your success! ”
The Son of Yama didn't speak again, waved his sleeves, and disappeared into a black gas. As soon as the ghosts saw that the fight was over, they also followed Zhang Qian and said goodbye to each other, and disappeared.
It wasn't until they had all walked for a while that Zhang Qian relented.
Xiao Xuan stood up and looked at him fixedly.
"I... Son of Yama, why did he do this? Zhang Qian asked the system.
"You'll find out later." The system says.
"It's later, it's later!" Zhang Qian was a little impatient, "Can you say it now, you want to suffocate me!" ”
"It's not good for you to say it now." The system said, "You just need to know what the Son of Yama treats you, and you can do to him." ”
"That's for sure! Needless to say? I've always been like that, okay? The key is that he's too unpredictable, right? Isn't he the most disciplined? Looks like he's broken the rules twice because of me. ”
"Sometimes, the rules can't represent everything, it's true that people do things according to the rules, but people are not stupid, and it is more important to know what."
“......”
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and clean up this place, and Li Chengcai's memory of Xiaoxuan being a female ghost you have to erase, so that this female ghost can become an ordinary person in their eyes."
Ten minutes later, Li Chengcai and the others woke up leisurely.
They had forgotten everything about what they had just born, but they were a little strange why they fainted, Zhang Qian was too lazy to find an excuse to tell them, and then Xiaoxuan had no choice but to make up a big chase, which fooled them.
The next day, Zhang Qian set off for the capital.
The first thing I did when I returned to the capital was to go to Dayan Mountain to see Xu Wen.
Xu Wen's lower abdomen was really slightly raised, and she hugged him happily after seeing Zhang Qian.
"Hey, be careful, don't be as crazy as you used to be."
"Do you care about me or do you care about the children?"
"They all care." Zhang Qian smiled, but he had a question in his heart, Xiaoxuan is a ghost, can he have children after he and Li Chengcai get married?
"What do you care about that?" The system says, "Just take care of yourself." Really, you're going to be a dad so soon! ”
"Isn't it good to be a dad?"
"It's not bad, it's just that after you become a father, how do you find flowers and ask willows? I'm going to make you a humanoid usB! ”
"Who said you can't be a dad when you don't pay attention?" Zhang Qian asked rhetorically, "I've always had a serious heart." ”
"yes, you're a colored heart! I also said before that I wanted to sleep with the five tiger generals in my arms! ”
There were some minor issues with the previous chapter, which have been revised...
(End of chapter)
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