Chapter 113: Funny

"Honey, you're amazing." Ling Wei snuggled in Zhao Wu's arms and said in a coquettish voice.

Zhao Wu smiled slightly, didn't answer, and gently kissed Ling Wei on the forehead. Then he spoke.

"I'm going to take a shower, you call the front desk, ask if the clothes are washed, and let them send them up."

"No, hold it for a while, I like to lie in your arms like this. Very down-to-earth and very secure. ”

"The days to come will be long..."

"One minute, one minute." Ling Wei raised her mouth and looked at Zhao Wu coquettishly.

"Okay, you can hold it for as long as you want. Are you satisfied? ”

"It's pretty much the same, don't mention the pants and don't recognize people."

"Who did you learn these crooked words from, how do I think you know more than I do?"

"That's a good way for your teacher."

"I've never taught you how to seduce a man. I don't have the skills to do that, you're completely self-taught. ”

"Cut, I'll seduce you! I don't even bother to deal with another person. ”

"Okay, okay, you're right about anything. In my eyes, God is the boss, and you are the second. ”

Just as the two were flirting, Ling Wei's phone rang. She rolled over and picked up the phone and glanced at it. Then he said to Zhao Wu.

"Shhhh

Zhao Wu nodded and motioned for Ling Wei to answer.

"Hey, Mom, what's wrong?"

"Weiwei, your cousin came to our house just now, and said that the son of a partner in their company is also single, and he looks quite handsome. I think it's okay, when will you come back, I'll tell your cousin in advance and arrange for you to meet. ”

Zhao Wu put his ear to Ling Wei's phone, and while eavesdropping, he couldn't stop snickering. The angry Ling Wei kept dodging from the side, but Zhao Wu was indeed like a 'dog skin plaster', sticking to Ling Wei's phone, the more she dodged, the tighter Zhao Wu clung to it, for fear of missing a word. And Ling Wei only cared about flirting with Zhao Wu, and she didn't listen to a word of her mother's words.

"Hey, Vivi, am I talking to you? Did you hear that? ”

"Uh-huh, Mom. I'm listening, I'm listening. ”

"I think this is a good opportunity, you are not too young, if you continue like this, are you going to be as angry with me as your sister?"

"Why did my sister provoke you again, I'll fight her for you when I turn around, don't be angry, Mom."

"You two, there is really no one who makes me worry, but since you were a child, you have been more obedient than your sister, and this time you have to listen to your mother and come back to see you."

"Okay, I'll take the time to go back to see you these days. Bring you your favorite peach crisp. ”

"I don't have the heart to eat any peach crisp, I'm asking you to come back on a blind date, not to come back to see me. I don't have anything to do here, you just work hard, don't run back and forth if you have nothing to do, Mom will tell you if she has something. ”

"Oh, then I'll wait until I'm on vacation and I'll come back to see you. When the time comes, get together with my sister and we'll go back together. ”

"Well, that's fine. When you come back, Mom will make you something to eat. ”

"Okay mom, that's nothing else, I'll hang up first."

"Hey, blind date, don't forget about the blind date, hey, Weiwei..." Before her mother could finish speaking, Ling Wei hurriedly hung up the phone.

"This girl, just go around with me, and I'm confused." Ling Wei's mother looked at the phone that had been hung up and complained dissatisfied.

After Ling Wei hung up the phone with relief, she lay on the bed and sighed deeply.

"Your mother told you to go back on a blind date, public institution, you are handsome. Don't see? Zhao Wu said to Ling Wei with a wicked smile.

"Neurotic, I want to see you. I still have to rely on a blind date to find a partner? Ling Wei sat up from the bed, picked up the bathrobe that had been thrown on the side of the bed and draped it over her body.

"That's the best in our family. You don't have to go on a blind date, and you don't have to find a partner. ”

"Cheap or not. You're happy to make fun of me, aren't you? Ling Wei said as she picked up the pillow leaning on her waist and hit Zhao Wu.

"Can you not be so violent, this is with you, I have to buy some insurance, maybe one day I will die in Huangquan."

"If you still have a conscience, it's better to write the beneficiary of the insurance in my name."

"The most poisonous woman's heart. You're not a woman yet, you're so vicious. ”

"That's what you forced me to do. Oh, that's right. How to forget you. I can take you home and give my mom cover. That way, she won't be busy introducing me to people every day. How can I be so smart? ”

"Come on, your sister has seen me, and it's not that she hasn't seen me. You have to know that you are in love with your boss, so you can't say you*. ”

"How can this be called *? We're not related. ”

"How do you think about it every day? In case there is something wrong with my acting skills, I will show my stuffing again. ”

"Don't worry, my mother doesn't have such high eyesight, not Sun Wukong, fiery eyes. You're more than capable of coping with this acting. ”

"I'm really not confident about this, and besides, your mother introduced you to someone, you should meet him. It's also a matter of finding something for the old man to do. ”

"With what you mean, my mother's fun is to introduce me to someone to have fun."

"That's... You can be regarded as filial piety. ”

"Heh, aren't you afraid that one day I really like a man, who is more handsome than you, and who is richer than you, and I will run away with someone else?"

"Dream on, a man more handsome than me will go on a blind date? Inside must be a liar. ”

"Talking dirty, with you, I see. Sooner or later, I'll have to become a female hooligan. ”

"Then I'll have to think about whether or not I should do you a favor. Don't disturb public order and affect social harmony at that time. Besides, I'm not well regulated. ”

"Cut, if you can, take your shower, stinky rascal."

"You have this ruffian energy, you definitely don't follow me, you brought it from your mother's womb, but it wasn't stimulated. Just like the martial arts masters of ancient films, if you get through the two veins of Ren and Du, you can do anything. ”

"I'll beat you into two first. I can't have a good word in my mouth, I can't say it so unsightly. ”

Ling Wei said and picked up the pillow again and smashed it at Zhao Wu. And Zhao Wu, while dodging, resisted, and ran towards the shower room in three steps and two steps. After Zhao Wu left, Ling Wei secretly laughed, then picked up the phone on the table and called the front desk.

The two walked out of the hotel and got into the car.

"Hungry, what do you want to eat?" Zhao Wu made a habitual move, took out a cigarette, and lit it.

"I'm a little hungry when you say that."

Being reminded by Zhao Wu like this, Ling Wei remembered that the two of them hadn't eaten all day. She said as she looked into the mirror of the passenger baffle.

"Alright, don't take it. Won't it still look like that? Can you become a person? Hurry up and think about what to eat. ”

"It's okay, I don't care. Do you have anything you want to eat. ”

"Hot pot, right? Last time, I said that I would invite you to eat hot pot, but your friend had a stomach trouble, and he didn't eat it. I'll make it up to you today. ”

"What kind of stomach trouble, it's menstrual cramps, auntie, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand."

"I'm not a woman, how can I understand this."

"I see that your marriage is in vain. There's no common sense at all. ”

"If I even know this, it will reveal my experienced personality."

"Cut, don't come to this set, maybe how to pretend to be pure in front of me, when you get to someone else, it will definitely be exposed."

"Did you find out about this? It seems that I will hide it from you a little deeper in the future. ”

"Hide it, don't show your fox tail."

"Okay, okay, I won't mess with you. Hurry up and say where to eat hot pot, wandering around the road blindly, like a fool. I knew this, so I discussed what to eat at the hotel and went out again. ”

"Then turn right into the parking lot and eat Haidilao." Ling Wei looked at the time on her phone, it showed 6:27 p.m., and then spoke again.

"But there may not be a place for this point, Haidilao is full every day."

"It's nothing to do anyway, just wait a while. Are you in a hurry to go back? ”

"Don't worry, you're okay with the big boss. My little assistant doesn't have much to do. After the next intersection, turn right into the parking lot. ”